New chappie! I finally updated Chapter one, now I just have to move on...to 2, 3, 4, and 5. (collapses) Thank you to Knuckles Spyro Fox Link, Doodle-Pen, and KrystalFox for the enemy name, Red Bubbles.

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(...) Yeah, you're right. Chapter 55 is missing. o.o That's mighty strange. (posts missing posters) Chapter 55 is missing! Read all about it!

(Doodle-Pen) XD Mash? I know. I've heard of that show before...(coughs uncomfortably) It's the one with the man-eating potatoes, right? Oh, thank you.

(LadyButtercup) Really? Why won't it work on me? (wails and bonks head with hammer)

(Knuckles Spyro Fox Link) I worship online walkthroughs. o.o All hail walkthroughs! Goodness, what would the world be without walkthroughs? Ugh. You have the Windwaker? Awww...I want that game SO badly. What happens in the end? Do tell me, I'm probrably not going to get it. Lol. Nah, KrystalFox managed to tell me.Red Bubbles. Skulltulas? XD He got flushed? Yay!

(lil-dragon-blue) Don't worry, I'll finish it, and maybe continue it with Majora's Mask if you guys would like that. . (century later, is still typing)

(white elite) The first episodes? Huh? (looks around, confused) Ahaha, thank you. Got the maniac killer idea from me sister.

(Chris-Halliwell) Oh, yes, he does. o.o
Me: Link, what's 2+2?
Link: Uh...I died today, I can't answer that.
Me: > .

(Ri2) Yeah, I just scrambled it around a bit. It's fixed in this chapter, though.

(Inu-Fan-5) (stares wide-eyed at rotten muffins) Eeek! (runs off into distance) I almost feel sorry for the disclaimer.

(Evilangel04) w00t! XD Ruto! That's ghastly! Oh. You're evil. You are SO evil.

(KrystalFox) Lol, I know. Biri, Red Bubbles. :P What are the called again? Just kidding. How much was the strategy guide? Yay:P (asks) So, what happened? XD

(Destati Chiaro) Mmm...you lucky duck! (steals pizza) Lol, I don't like anchovies that much either. XD Your dog didn't forget! Nooooo! My muffins are lost forever...(dies slowly)

(Mr Kyle) (buries third you) And in memory of...

Disclaimer Torturin'!

Evilangel04-Lock the disclaimer in the Water Temple with Ruto. (shudders)
Inu-Fan-5-Shove rotten muffins down the disclaimer's throat. Ew! Poison!
LadyButtercup-Fire Keese burn the disclaimer to nothing. Ohhh...that's brutal.
Me-Whack the disclaimer with a mouse repeatedly until it dies.

There was a blue block with the Temple of Time insignia chiseled into the rock blocking the entrance.

Navi dived into Link's pouch, retrieved the ocarina and tossed it to the confused Hylian.

"Here's a hard one, " Navi challenged. "What song did you learn in a vision?"

"OH! I KNOW THIS ONE!" Link exclaimed, taking out a red button and pressing it multiple times.

"Yes, Link?" Navi asked pleasantly.

"It's…" Link faltered. "Wait, I know this. I know this. Don't tell me!"

Navi rolled her eyes in exasperation. How true Saria's words about dummies remaining dummies were.

Link kept on blabbering, "I know this!"

"It's the Song of Time!" Navi said, her eyes bulging with anger.

"It's the Song of Time!" Link answered right after Navi. "Wait, I knew it. You just said it first."

Navi sighed. "Just play the song, will you?"

Link fingered the ocarina carefully and blew. The notes echoed for a while, and the block seemed to radiate with fierce energy. Finally, it disappeared into thin air.

"I wonder where it goes," Link said thoughtfully.

"Well, probably into some empty space in the Sacred Realm, I guess." Navi replied knowingly.

Kakariko Village

A blue block suddenly fell from the sky, falling in front of two boys playing.

"It's another one!" one boy said.

"You think the goddesses are trying to tell us something?" the other pondered.

"Yeah, we're a nuisance and need to be exterminated." The other said nervously. "Do you realize this is the third time something tried to hit us from the sky? First is was Grandma, then it was a boot, and now it's a huge block!"

"I'm not taking any chances," the other squeaked, running off to their house.

"Hey, wait for me!" the lone boy shouted, chasing the other.

Fire Temple

There was a door right behind the block, and Link swiftly twisted the doorknob and hurried through. There was a small chest that they opened and received a small key.

"BY THE GODDESSES, IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE, PLEASE HELP!"

Navi flinched. "Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?" Link asked blankly.

Navi squirmed. "I can't be hearing voices yet, I'm too young. It's…I know! It's a spirit message! Only sage bearers are able to transmit messages using their minds!"

Link had some evil fantasies, thinking of what he could've done if he was a sage.

Hello? Navi thought in her mind, concentrating with her full energy. Fairies also had the ability to transmit messages, though not too often, as it tired them out for a quite a while. If they did it more than two times a week, they would die of exhaustion.

Please help me! It is Darunia, leader of the Gorons! Please free my people!

We…can try…where are your people?

Leave the room! Go to the other one…the one that is locked. I will break the door for you to enter. Come! We shall speak there, sage.

The connection was suddenly cut.

"Sweet, he thinks I'm a sage." Navi grumbled.

Link was chewing on a cheeseburger.

"Where'd you get that?" Navi asked, dumbfounded.

Without replying, Link pointed to his bulging pouch. "Bought it last Friday."

If Navi didn't know Link as well, she would very well throw up.

"C'mon, let's go back to the first chamber. I just spoke to Darunia."

Link finished off the burger, tossed the wrapper into the seething lava, and walked off with Navi to the main room.

"Want a fry?" Link inquired, chomping on some nosily.

Navi didn't even begin her amazement on how Link had acquired the food.

They were back in the room with the flaming mouths. Luckily, the Keese had not returned. The locked door was open.

"The Sage must be powerful to disable the Temple's securities," Navi murmured.

"Link!" a deep, booming voice yelled. "It is I, Darunia!"

Link stepped through the doorway, and across the room was the proud Goron, who had not aged at all over the course of 7 years.

"Hi," Link said timidly.

There was a long, awkward silence.

"Well. I have to go kill Volvagia. See ya! Oh yes, free my people."

Without any more words, Darunia turned around and entered the door that looked identical to the one they saw in the Forest Temple-the boss door.

Some love music was playing.

Link looked up. "Uh…"

The music screeched to a stop like a record.

"Let's get out of here, Rick." A man said, stepping out from behind a few pots.

A few other men followed him, carrying instruments.

Link sidestepped to let them pass.

"Bye," the man said, waving.

Link and Navi did not reply, just stared blankly at them.

"That was also weird," Navi commented.

"HELP!" a voice yelled. Link looked around.

"It's coming from there," Link said softly, pointing to the wall over to the west side.

"It's a Goron!" Navi exclaimed, staring at the mini dungeon. There were smooth, cold bars blocking the entrance to a whimpering Goron.

"Please don't eat me. I swear upon the three goddesses, you'll have diarrhea that'll last for HOURS. I'm warning you!" the Goron sniveled, not looking up.

"Hey, a switch," Navi said, spotting a little brown platform on the floor. "Press it, Link."

Link sat on the switch, but the platform did not just descend to the floor level, it began sinking lower and lower.

"Oh, you fatso." Navi groaned, attempting to pull the sitting Hylian up. "Get up, before you get devoured by lava!"

Link yelped and jumped up frantically.

"I can tell you're new at the hero business," the Goron said knowledgably.

Navi nodded fervently. The bars had crumbled to dust and the Goron was breathing in the air joyfully.

"Thank you for rescuing me," the Goron said gratefully. "Here's a tip."

At the sound of "tip", Link's ears perked up and he slowly turned around like a hunter approaching his prey.

"Here you go," the Goron gestured to two shiny chests in his cell. "See you later in Goron City!"

The happy creature lumbered out, humming Saria's Song.

"See! I'm not the only one that's addicted to the song!" Link retorted.

Navi rolled her eyes and floated into the empty cell. The Hylian kicked open both chests. One contained a small key, and the had a shiny green rupee.

"Cheapskate!" Link called after the running Goron. "Why, I-"

He took out his arrows and bow.

"Link!" Navi said, astounded.

"I was kidding!" Link coughed, but Navi knew that he would willingly kill someone for good rupees.

"It's funny you're not a mobster, or something, you would really be fit for the job. If you had the brains, I mean." Navi said sarcastically.

When the fairy was looking the other way, Link took out a walkie talkie.

"Lino? Yeah, she's onto me!"

"Link, who are you talking to?"

"Myself?"

"Ugh…."