My Story On My Partner
My Partner...
1.Taylor McKenssie
2.Just turned down beign my girlfriend
3.Is sitting bored in my room
4.Is saying we should go on a study date
5.Is bad luck
6.Is saying she isint bad luck
7.Is asking me to explain how she is bad luck
8.Is lisening to me explain that since we had this stupid prject I been caught cheating, dumped, buted my ass, and discriminated
9.Is ah-noyying
10.Is telling me to sharpen my pencil
11.Is telling me to find a pencil sharpener
12.Is saying if I dont sharpen my pencil she will poke my eyes with the pencil eraser
13.Is throwing a pancils at me
14.Is having my food tray set up
15.Is telling me to stop complaing that we treat him like he's old or somehting
16.Is telling me to take the offer off being fed
17.Is shaking her head cause I tirned down the offer
18.Is telling them to close the damn door when they leave
19.Is grossed out because Im threatning to pee on myself if they don't close the door
20.Is telling me to sit down because Im ''attempting'' to get out of bed and close the door
21.Is saying Ill never close the doot because I have to grab the night stand not to fall
22.Is laughing at me because I fell
23.Is telling me to get up
24.Is yelling at me because I wont get up. Taylor is ah-noyying...
25.Is pressing a red button
26.Is telling the nurse that I will sue this hospital for lack of privacy
27.Is helping me be placed back in my bed
28.Is trying to feed me
29.Is trying to shove baken alaska in my mouth
30.Is screaming at me because I spit the food out of my mouth
31.Is saying if Im such a great cook I should go make my own food
32.Is now trying to shove corn up my mouth\
33.Thinks she can make someone eat food by opening their mouth but will soon know the terrible consiquences...
34.Is screaming because I bit her fingers
35.It bleeding
36.Is hypervenalting
37.Is covering my nose with a pillow so I cant breath
38.Is laughing evily
39.Is being caught doing attemtive murder
40.Is giving me nasty looks
41.Is being hand cuffed
42.Farted
43.Says she wants a second chance
44.Is lucky my parents wont press charges
45.Says that she wants a job here
46.Is a kiss-ass
47.Is doing math in her head being a show off
48.Is leaving
49.Is telling me if I tell the class about this she will kill me
50.Taylor McKenssie is a murder!