Sorry guys, this chappie is way too short for 100 satisfaction (I'm extremely busy throughout teh week), I will add a longer chappie next Sat/Sun. I can't do chap 73 reviews for today, maybe add it later on if I can. Disclaimer torturing too, guys. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Navi floated over rather absent-mindedly through the maze with Link, who looked extremely nervous. He jumped whenever he heard a boulder switch directions.

"I'll go to the retirement home ads with you after this," Navi offered.

"Thanks, you can be my butler," Link replied gratefully.

I must've grown a stronger tolerance, Navi thought, slightly surprised. She wasn't feeling the boiling rage and didn't have the urge to tear Link to pieces.

"Hey, look, a door!" Navi exclaimed.

"What's so exciting about doors?" Link mumbled as he followed Navi. "You just go through them."

23 Miles Away, the Dooryan Headquarters

A Hylian, who was listening in with headphones suddenly paled.

"HE'S RENOUNCED US!" the Hylian roared.

"Fourteen doorknobs," said a Hylian smugly to his friend.

"The Hero of Time is supposed to be gracious to all organizations, how was I supposed to know he was fooling us all along?" his friend protested, but taking a few yellow knobs out from his pocket.

"Look, don't tell anyone, but…"

His friend leaned in.

"Ganondorf sent a bulldozer yesterday to destroy Headquarters!"

"Surely you jest! Dooryans are probably the most reasonable type of organization around!"

"Well, I guess we aren't. Listen to this piece of juicy gossip-Ganondorf, whom we sent 630 doorknobs as a gift USED THEM AS WEAPONS."

"How could you use a doorknob as a weapon?"

"He set fire to them and threw it at villagers!"

"Oh, such a waste…I know a few people who died of beatings while harvesting doorknobs…"

"Beatings?"

"Aye, the people claimed we stole it from them!"

"Oh, dear. We're definitely not going to have much publicity after this."

"Good publicity, you mean."

"Miss Perfect."

"Miss Ugly."

"Stop it!"

"You stop it!"

"I can't stand you anymore! Always complaining!"

"The feeling's mutual!"

"By Farore, I'm going back home."

"Fine! Go! You won't be missed!"

The other Hylian, enraged, stomped out of the room, only to return five minutes later, looking very miserable.

"Really?"

Fire Temple

The two were standing over a very, very tall ledge. There was a winding path of rock, but extremely thin. One step off, and they could fall into the lava.

Navi turned to Link and looked at him, with tears brimming in her eyes.

"Navi, your eyes are bleeding," Link said, alarmed.

"No, you dolt, I'm crying." Navi sniffed loudly. "And blood is red, you should know that, having killed how many monsters?"

"Why're you crying? There's nobody here with stuff we need, and, plus, most monsters' blood is green, black, or blue…ew."

Navi slapped Link, tears completely gone now. "No, Link, because I know that you're going to fall off the edge and into the lava. It's so you. How many ledges/buildings/anythings have you fallen off of?"

Link looked uncomfortable. "I don't know…um…sixteen or so?"

Navi rolled her eyes. "It was a rhetorical question. Don't ask me what it means. Bye Link, it was nice knowing you…not really hygienic, but…yeah."

Sighing, Navi floated over to the other side by a barred door, waiting for Link to die.

Link, who looked thoroughly bewildered, crossed the thin path without fault.

Navi was astonished. "How did you do that?"

"I…walked. Walking is what I did, right?"

"Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Um…just…hit the eye on top of the door…okay?"

Link nocked an arrow, aimed, and barely scraped the outer edge. However, the bars disappeared and the door was free for entrance.

"Good job," Navi said, trying to sound impressed.

Link's chest puffed up a bit as he strolled towards the door, which sensed their presence and flew up. They were in a small, cramped room, with wire fencing.

"My Din, Gorons really do have something with wire fencing," Navi muttered. "Come on, I see a treasure chest."

Link skipped over gaily and popped open the chest. A clown with red lipstick plastered on jumped out, singing, "Hello, hello."

The Hylian let out a bloodcurdling scream and hid behind Navi for a brief second. Then, deciding that Navi didn't offer much protection ran to the door, which flew open again. Navi, who was too stunned by what had occurred in five seconds, missed her chance at the door and was left standing face to face with the happy clown.

The clown, who's face was pulled down in a frown, seeing that there was no fear in the room vanished in a yellow wisp of smoke.

"LINK. GET BACK IN HERE THIS INSTANT." Navi roared angrily.

Link toddled in, looking very much like a dog who had done wrong and was well aware of it.

"What. Were. You. Doing. When. I. Had. To. Fend. For. My. Life?" Navi demanded, specks of spit flying.

"Reading…a book."

"What book."

"What to do with Fairy Remains." Link croaked, wincing.

Navi began flashing a light red, the crimson, then deep purple, pure red, and finally stopped a shade of black, which Link had never seen her turn.

"YOU ARE THE WORST, MOST INCONSIDERATE PARTNER I HAVE EVER MET." Navi bellowed, pulsing in rage.

Link was mumbling.

"I-DON'T-KNOW-WHY-I-SPENT-ALL-MY-TIME-WORKING-WITH-A-BUMBERING-STUPID-IDIOTIC-FOOL-LIKE-YOU!" Navi screamed. "UGH!"

With a final, guttural cry of outrage, Navi flew through the door, leaving some sort of black, ashy soot behind.

Link, who looked quite unnerved, gaped speechlessly at the spot where Navi had left. Then, looking very guilty, bent down and scooped up some of the ash, pocketing it.