Disclaimer: I decided to keep doing this to be on the safe side. If I owned twilight or new moon or anything that I got paid more than $0.19 I would not be taking violin lessons from crazy Patti. Love You Patti.
A/N: TODAY WE ARE THANKING EDWARD FOR THINKING LEAVING BELLA! Okay I'm not crazy but we wouldn't be reading this if it didn't happen so thank you Edward! Yay someone actually goes along with my crazy ideas so go iheartEdward. Oh, and I was wondering how old you guys think I am and I was also wondering what you think I look like. THIS COULD BE CRUCIAL FOR THE STORY! So at least one of you has to tell me. A surprise may be given to the winner later. And following suit of all my other chapters; ON WITH THE SHOW. OH MY ANDIE! I totally realized I didn't tell you that was like actually what those people were doing
When I woke up, I had a pounding headache. I also had a painfully empty tummy. So I went to another drive-through. I really didn't know how much longer I could survive on fast food. I also didn't know how much this rain could last. It was still coming down in huge drops that couldn't even be defined as drops. They were more like unfrozen snowballs. Funny, I also thought of snow as frozen rain, I just couldn't think of them as themselves. Maybe that's why Edward couldn't hear my thoughts, because I thought of everything backwards.
As I was driving (and screaming out songs) I realized that I should never have coffee again. Not only does it taste disgusting no matter how much sugar and cream you put in, it also makes me hyper and burns me in many places. Mental note number two: never drink coffee while driving.
Once the coffee disaster was cleaned up, I kept going. I didn't stop until I got to Mount Rushmore. It was supper time by then and I hadn't had lunch so I got some (okay a lot) food. After my delicious feast I got a couple of pictures of me picking George Washington's nose (a/n: picture in profile). It was absolutely hilarious.
Before long I was on the road again. All of this driving made my butt numb. I thought of Edward spanking it and that made me laugh out loud and turn bright red. Good thing he couldn't read my mind, and he wasn't even close enough to hear it.
This idea totally seemed idiotic to me now. I couldn't believe that it was taking this long for him to get me. I was pretty riffed off. Last time I checked he had vampire speed, and a fast car, and a sister who could see the future.
Man I was tired, and not counting the times I got food or stopped I had been on the road eight hours. That made the grand total twenty-four hours. I found out that I had been to six new states. I had just crossed from South Dakota to Minnesota. I really hoped I wouldn't have to cross any more before Edward found me. Really what could be taking him this long? I swear that man would drive me off a cliff. Ew, cliff diving, cliff driving.
I found a McDonalds parking lot that was still filled with lots of cars and parked. This was not the most fun trip I had been on. But then again it was growing on me in a way I don't even know how. So far my days have been full of crying, rain, fast food, and fights. But it would all be worth it if Edward finally changed me.
I decided to put on my CD on again. As I listened to it I decided that as soon as I could I'd start taking piano lessons. I would most likely never be anywhere near Edward's talent, but then again who could, and I could say at the least I tried. But then again so could everyone else who played a piano at any point in their life (or death).
While I listened to my music I thought about all the ways the plane tickets could save my life. The weirdest idea I had was that I became a ninja card thrower and sliced off heads by throwing the cards at top speed right through necks.
I couldn't believe how long it was taking to get to sleep tonight. Usually it took only ten minutes after hearing my lullaby play repeatedly. I dismissed it and kept on playing my slightly creepy story.
Finally, once again I fell asleep to the sweet sounds of the love of my forever.
A/n: I was under the influence of MT, BM and Coca-Cola. This is totally a filler and you will be getting a (hopefully) long chapter soon. Hehe, lets thank cough drops and coke and orbit and chapstick. So, until further ado my dear ladies and gentlemen. Wait a sec! You need to check out this pick on my profile, I'm serious! Oh and I HATE YOU MEG CABOT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!? THAT IS LIKE EDWARD LEVEL IDIOCY!! Please follow the instructions at the top.
Buh-bye gotta go listen to music and type,
Andie
