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"Emmett, why did you get all of this barbecue sauce?" Emmett had just come back from the grocery store with nothing but barbeque sauce.
"What do you mean? I thought you like barbecue sauce. You just told me that the other day." She hadn't.
"No, I said I DISlike barbecue sauce." She had.
"Well what are we going to do with all of this barbecue sauce?" We all looked at the fifteen paper bags full of barbecue sauce. He must have looked like a druggie buying all of this. I would have to remember this for a dare (involving Alice) later.
"Emmett before we answer that I do hope you know that barbecue sauce ISN'T a meal, it's a condiment."
"I so knew that. Geez James, what do you take me for, you?"
"No, because I am a genius, and you are not."
"Well what are we going to do with all of this then?" I watched James as she took out two squirt bottles and opened them.
"How about this?" she asked as she squirted both bottles simultaneously onto Emmett's head.
"That sounds like a great idea." And we all joined in.
When we were halfway through all of the bottles Carlisle and Jasper came in.
Of course Jasper decided to be cryptic. "Why thank you guys! How did you know that I love my humans with lots of bbq sauce?" He clasped his hands with imitation glee.
That made James fake swoon and exclaim, "Don't eat me!"
"What's this?" Carlisle asked. We all stopped and pretended to be ashamed of ourselves, well almost all of us.
James stepped forward towards both of them; she had two new bottles behind her back.
"Well I could give you both a demonstration." And then they both had barbeque sauce up the wazoo. This of course didn't end even when we ran out of sauce; we rifled through the cupboards and started the oddest food fight ever.
The fun ended when Esme came and beat us with a Harry Potter book (which REALLY hurts even for vampires). She ranted on and on about her beautiful decorations being ruined until James started the fun again and leapt at Esme with a giant hug. This of course, got her all dirty with barbeque sauce.
The pattern kept repeating for days.
A/N: Okay this is outtake one. I got the idea from the Simpsons which says a lot right there. I have no idea whose POV it is in except that it is one of the people that wasn't mentioned. I think. Oh well SOMEONE knows! Haha! Well I gotta go type some things up! Haha, bye! Aren't you sad it's over! Oh and there are still more outtakes!