Okay. Sorry it took about a year or so.

And sadly, this really is not as great as it could be.

But its still me.

Enjoy.

"Fine, see?" I held it up to show them all. "But it wont be for long." I stepped over them and went to my kitchen. I turned on the stove, four hundred degrees, opened it, and threw the rabbit inside.

"YUKI!"

Shuichi then ran past me and attempted to push me aside to save the evil pink bunny but I stood in front of him. "Let it die." I said.

"NO!" He shrieked and started to hit me like the wussy poet he is. "Yuki! Yuki! Move! You'll kill him!"

"That's the point." I said coldly. But eventually I got tired of him hitting me and moved out of the way. He immediately opened the stove and pulled out Kris. Stupid damn rabbit.

Holding the rabbit in his arms he turns to me, "Yuki? Why would you do that?"

"I don't think he likes Kris," said Ryuichi.

I turn my back to them and head toward my bedroom. "I'm going to sleep, leave me alone." The last thing I hear is them all yell the rabbits name before I slammed my door and locked it.

I sigh and go to the bed. Laying down… there's something fluffy… by my pillow. No…

"I love you."

Said the dead rabbit. I love you? Yeah, I will kill you rabbit. "How'd you get in here?" No, wait. I don't care. "You're going to die."

I, for the second time, pick on the rabbit by the ears, and throw him against the door. "Yuki? Kris? Yuki! What did you do?" I hear Shuichi yell.

I don't say a word but turn over on my side and echoer him. At some point during the time I'm attempting to sleep each and every one of them is banging on my door. Saying: "Let us in" "What happened to Kris?" "What was the thump?"

Bla bla bla.

I finally fall asleep when I feel something fluffy by my feet.

Not again. You think I would have broken one of its limbs or something. But no, its alive and healthy.

"Yuki?" It says. "Listen to me."

I turn to my other side and pull up my feet, not giving the rabbit any attention. This can't be happening…

"Yuki. My name is Shuichi. I'm an alter ego of Shuichi created by your mind. You have to listen to me."

I sit up in bed. What? Alter ego? What the fuck is that?

"I have something very important I have to tell you, you are not…"

And before the rabbit could finish telling me whatever, K crashed threw the bedroom window. "Got cha!" He said as he picked up Kris. "What are you doing in here Yuki?" He asked.

"Sleeping." And I laid back down. Putting the rabbit and everything out of my mind.

K unlocked my bedroom door and they, Ryuichi and Shuichi, fell to the floor. K stepped over them and placed Kris in his cage.

"Yuki?" Said the rabbit. "Yuki! Yuki! Yuki!"

"Shut up!" I yelled.

"No ones saying anything Yuki." Said Shuichi.

"…Maybe we should leave." Said K.

Shuichi looked into the bedroom and saw the window. "You broke the window!?"

"Yeah, how else was I supposed to get the bunny?" said K.

"Cute bunny wunny, vunny, mcdunny, funny little bunny wunny." Ryuichi was bent by the rabbit cage talking to it.

"This is degrading." Said the rabbit.

"Uh, shut up." Said Yuki.

"Yuki, are you okay?"

"Come on Ryuichi, we're going."

"Okay! Bye Shuichi! Bye Yuki! Bye Bye bunny wunny."

"Bye." said Shuichi.

They left, finally they left. Now maybe I can sleep…

"Yuki I have to tell you something important! Your not-"

Then the door bell rang.

Shuichi got up to open it and it was Hero. "Hey Hero. Whats up?"

"Wanted to see the new pet of yours." He bent toward Shuichis ear, "How does Yuki take the rabbit?"

"Not so good," Shuichi whispered back.

"Yuki! Listen, your not-" tried the rabbit.

"AW! Its pink!" Said Hero.

I snickered in my sleep. Guess I'll never know what the damn rabbit wants to tell me. Dang.

"Your not g-"

"I know! Isn't he cute? His name is Kris." Said Shuichi proudly.

"Yuki! Your not gay!" Screamed the rabbit.

"I'm not gay? What?"

"No your not. Its just a justification for your actions. You love women! Your not really gay!"

I became confused. What? But Shuichi and me…

"Shuichi is with Hero! Look!"

I got up out of bed and looked out of my door way to see Shuichi and Hero kissing! "What the fuck?"

"See I told you, you're not gay. They are together. Trust me here."

I slam the door. Turn around. And am surrounded by tons of pink rabbits. "Ah!" The rabbits start to hop towards me and I end up having my back up against the door. "Shuichi! Help!"

I kick some of the rabbits away from me. "Evil! Evil pink bunnies!"

They start to hop higher, toward my waist. They start to use each other as a ladder and climb higher up around me. I punch some of them away but they just keep coming. "Evil Pink bunnies!"

Eventually it was a darkness of evil pink bunnies around me. They were so heavily atop each other I couldn't see threw their pink fur.

"Shuichi, Ryuichi, K! Anyone? Help! They're everywhere. Evil Pink Bunnies!"

OMG! Whats gonna happen next? Find out in the last chapter of Evil Pink Bunnies.

Comming soon.