Psychicfiredemoness: Thank you for the reviews!

Hiei: Why do I have to be in this damn story?

Alex: Well to bad chumly! You broke my leg!

Psychic: Anyway I own nothing what-so-ever but my dogs.

Chapter 2

"Uh Yusuke why are you following me with a video camera?" Alex asked staring at the odd human boy.

"So I can tape your dogs attacking Hiei," Yusuke replied already taping.

"They'll attack you camera boy," she muttered.

"What was that?" he asked with a fang face.

"Oh nothing, nothing. Oh look my house and it only took 47 minutes to get here!" she proclaimed as she walked up to the door, "Hey where's Fire-Boy?"

"If he's Fire-Boy are you Fire-Girl?" Yusuke asked.

Alex merely glared and Hiei just appeared next to her.

"Ahh!" she shrieked falling over and whacked the slightly taller demon with a crutch, "I hate you so much right now."

"Good then I don't have to help you with your dogs," Hiei stated.

"The hell you don't!" she yelled, "oh and both of you keep your guard up."

She then opened the door. Five Chihuahua's ran out into the fenced in yard barking. Yusuke was taping up in a tree by the front porch while a white dog with slightly floppy ears and a hint of champagne coloring barked at Yusuke. (That dog is Duke.) One that looked just like a Jack Russell Terrier just stared at Hiei. (That's Roxi) Alex used her Jagan to cause Yusuke's branch to brake and he fell. All but a brown dog with big brown eyes, a black nose and gray muzzle attacked him. (And that was Juju)

"Help!" Yusuke yelled as the dogs attacked him mercilessly.

Hiei had managed to get the camera and was taping the detective's pain while grinning...

"I'm surrounded by idiots," Alex sighed in determination and clapped her hands.

All the dogs ran into the house. While Yusuke picked his scratched and bit body up. Hiei threw the camera to him, which he caught.

"You're such a baby Yusuke they aren't even big enough to do any real damage," the Jaganshi scoffed as she went into the house.

The two boys followed her in Hiei in front of Yusuke. Hiei then tripped over a rug a bit smaller then himself. Yusuke then tripped over Hiei.

"What the hell is this rug doing right he-" Hiei began.

"Get off Mousse!" she yelled wide eyed.

"Mousse?" Yusuke asked.

"Yes! MY chocolate lab! Get off of him!" she screamed.

Both boys got up to look at the sweet faced lab that was still asleep.

"How he could sleep through that is beyond me," she sweat dropped.

Duke then popped his head around the corner and barked.

"Duke!" Scorch yelled and the dog retreated.

"Psycho dog, I'll go round um up in the kitchen so you know who's who," she sighed walking into the kitchen and came back three minutes later, "come on."

They followed her into the kitchen where they found all five dogs in a caged area where three dog beds a food and water bowl and one of those weird dog littler box things.

"So many Chihuahua's so little time," she sighed and pointed to a dog with a dark brown back, white chest and socks and tan eyebrows and tan upper arms.

"That's Koko, short for Koko Puff, Roxi who is very possessed, Juju, Duke and Runt," she then pointed to a small Chihuahua that was tan with two little white toes.

"Juju is Duke's and Runt's mom, Koko is their dad who is mellow along with Runt. Duke is psychotic and protective of me for some reason and likes just about no one. Runty is really sweet and I think he has some brain damage so you'll see him run into the doggie door when the sliding glass door is wide open and the others closed. Roxi is possessed as I said earlier and eats bugs and rocks and dirt and other weird crap. And Mousse who sleeps most of the time thinks he is a giant Chihuahua and will rub on your legs like a cat. That's about it. That's Mousse's food bin and that's the Chihuahua's. I'm going to let them out now."

She opened the cage and the dogs walked out and Duke bit Yusuke for being only three feet from Scorch.

"Get it off!" Yusuke yelled.

"I think we might need some reinforcements," she said picking up the kitchen phone.

End Chapter

Psychic: Well I hope everyone liked that. Peace yo.