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Hiei: Hn.
Psychic: If you would be oh so kind to do the honors?
Hiei: I'm NOT kind shojo!
Psychic: You are to Yukina.
Hiei: (punches her) The baka known as psychicfiredemoness doesn't own anything.
Chapter 3
Alex was in the kitchen on the phone while Hiei and Yusuke were in the living room. Yusuke was bandaging his wounds from the small dogs and Roxi was just sitting on the ground, looking at him.
"Okay! Kayori and Sapphire are coming to help since Hiei can't accomplish the simple task of taking care of my dogs," Alex said coming into the room.
"Hn. I could I just won't," Hiei replied.
She hit him with a crutch. "Next time I use the fire poker," she said pointing at one by the hearth.
There was a knock at the door. Scorch started walking toward it but tripped over her great lump of a dog. (Moussey!)
"It's open!" she said.
Sapphire and Kayori walked in and the dogs didn't care.
"Uh why is Alex on the ground?" Kayori asked.
"And why does Hiei have a big red mark on his face?" Sapphire added.
"Oh you know how it goes, they started in with each other but Hiei got a little too rough so she had to smack him," Yusuke said grinning.
"I hit him with my crutch and I tripped over this lump of a dog! He's still asleep! How can he still be asleep?" Alex answered with a blush from Yusuke's lie.
Mousse looked up at them then laid his head back down and fell asleep again. The three girls fell over.
"How come the dogs didn't attack you two?" Yusuke glared.
"They're over here more then most people," Alex answered.
Duke looked around the corner and barked at the two boys.
"Come here ya little mutt!" Yusuke yelled getting hit by his owner for the comment.
Roxi then barked at Yusuke while still sitting there.
"Oh don't worry she barks at air so she probably won't attack," Alex said.
"Probably?" Yusuke asked.
"Let's see," Hiei replied putting the evil dog on the couch.
Roxi then attacked Yusuke and Alex quickly grabbed the dog.
"Damn you're getting fat, chubby girl!" she said hugging the plump puppy.
"Okay. Don't worry she talks to her dogs," Sapphire reassured the two boys.
"It's not my fault they're more intelligent that most people I know! Watch, one of you two creatures of my couch tell Juju to give you a hug," Alex ordered.
"No way she'll maul me!" Yusuke snapped.
They all looked at Hiei who in turn glared at them all. She sighed and pat the lowest part of Hiei's neck with her hand.
"Juju, give Hiei hug!" Alex said sweetly to the dog.
Juju walked over climbed on Hiei's chest and put her arms on either side of her head with her tail waging. Hiei twitched.
"See Juju hug. Juju come," she said and snapped.
Juju obediently came over to her owner.
"See smarter then most people," she said with little hearts all over the place.
"Like who?" Yusuke questioned.
"Names besides Kuwabara's are withheld to protect the innocent," she replied.
The others just gave her blank looks. Juju then barked once. The other dogs came running into the room and started barking at the door. Mousse got up to walk over to the door. Alex started clapping to get the damn dogs to stop while glaring at Juju who acted like she did nothing at all and sat there wagging her tail innocently.
"Oh look at the time, get out of my house!" she growled.
"What? You've got like 35 guest rooms; or more!" Sapphire said, "and you live in the basement! Can't we stay here?"
"You sleep in your basement?" Yusuke asked.
"Fine you can stay! Only because you're 'helping' with the dogs!" Alex glared, "you two staying?"
"Yeah," Yusuke replied.
"What about you Jagan boy?" she asked.
"Hn," Hiei replied.
She sweat dropped taking it as 'hn' meaning 'yes'.
End Chapter
Psychic: Yay tomorrow chaos begins! And tomorrow meaning when ever I update again.
Hiei: I will kill you for writing this.
Scorch: Sure you will.
Hiei: I hate you both.
Psychic and Scorch: Sure you do.
Psychic: Anyway please review you guys. And remember in the immortal words of Al Gore on Futurama, Peace out ya'll!
Yusuke: Did you just say peace out?
Psychic: Yep. Cause I've had caffeine! See ya.