Psychicfiredemoness: Welcome people. And such and such, but whatever.
Hiei: Why am I still watching those monsters you call dogs?
Alex: Cause I demand it you bastard! You broke my leg!
Hiei: Are you trying to get sympathy?
Alex: Is it working?
Hiei: No.
Alex: Good it wasn't supposed to.
Hiei: Huh?
Psychic: Okay while Scorch goes to find a proper grammar book. I own nothing but the dogs.
Chapter 5
5pm…at night
Alex was currently in the kitchen calling someone.
"I blame you for this," Kayori pointed at Hiei.
"Hn. What did I do?" he asked.
"Uh besides breaking her leg; giving her a large flesh wound and not taking care of her dogs. I can't think of anything," Sapphire spat sarcastically.
"Okay, I've called even more reinforcements," Alex walked back into the room.
"Really who?" Yusuke questioned from the couch.
"Fox boy and kitty boy, to my displeasure," Alex stated.
"Well it could be worse, they could have no control over your dogs too and we have to call Tech and Claire, or Botan, or Yukina," Sapphire said casually.
"Thank you for that blind optimism Sapph," Alex growled.
"You're welcome," Sapphire replied smiling.
"Do you not understand sarcasm?!" she screamed.
There was a sudden knock at the door.
"It's open!" The fire demon called.
Kurama opened the door and walked in hitting her in the head with it.
"Sorry you've dialed the wrong number please hang up and try again," She stated in a daze.
"My apologies," Kurama said sincerely.
"Good you've knocked her out, now we can escape from this hell hole," Hiei stated.
"Why's it a hell hole?" Kuwabara closed the door after himself.
Just then the dogs all ran out barking and biting at Kurama while only Duke and Roxi attacked Kuwabara.
"Those things are why?" he retorted.
A pillow rose off the couch and hit the demon in the face.
"Wait. You have a Jagan why can you just take care of your dogs?!" Hiei snarled throwing the pillow to the side.
"Because it sends out an energy signal when I use my powers and it's fun to torture you," Alex snapped using the back of the couch to pull herself up and she noted the fox on the back of it to keep from the dogs.
"I think they can smell him as a Mr. Fox-Face," Sapphire said sitting next to him just because she could.
"Probably," Alex replied.
All the dogs save for Juju were still barking and trying to get to him. Roxi then lost concentration and wandered off.
"Wonder why they don't kill kitty boy?" Kayori questioned.
"Yeah, hm let's see. Hey baka boy why aren't my dogs attacking you?" Alex questioned.
"I'm not a baka!" Kuwabara defended.
"Could've fooled us," Hiei retorted.
"Shut up! And I guess it's cause I haven't held Eikachi today," he said.
"That would explain it a bit," Alex decided.
"Can I order pizza?" Kayori suddenly questioned.
"No," Alex replied simply.
"Please?" Kayori begged.
"No!" Alex growled.
"Please!" Kayori please
"How long do you think they're going to do that?" Kurama questioned now on the couch because the dogs had quieted.
Duke then barked once, Yusuke glared, and the dog walked away.
"Who knows, 5 bucks says Alex doesn't cave?" Yusuke held up the bill.
"I bet she will," Kuwabara said.
"Okay then you got 5 bucks?" he asked.
"Yeah!" Kuwabara snapped.
"PLEASE!" Kayori cried.
"NO DAMNIT KAYORI!" Alex finally screamed.
"Please?" Sapphire joined in.
She fell over, " FINE! But you two are gonna pay for it."
"Okay, but with were your house is, and how many pizza's we're gonna get it'll be cheap," Kayori grinned.
"Are you saying my house is hard to find!?" Alex growled.
"Hehehe, yes," she giggled nervously.
She glared and sat on the arm of the couch, it being the only space available.
"You guys'll eat cheese pizza right?" Kayori inquired.
The guys all agreed.
"What the hell is pizza?" Hiei questioned not having answered.
"A food," She spat back at him.
"You know what I meant," He snarled.
"And your point is?" she replied causing the demon to glare.
"It's uh, like a piece of circular baked dough with various topping, the main one being cheese over tomato sauce," she replied rolling her eyes.
"Nice description," Sapphire stated.
"Hey if it works go with it," Alex stated.
Kayori then entered the kitchen to call the pizza guy and came back a second later.
"Do you only own one phone?" Yusuke asked.
"No, there's one right there on the coffee table, one in the garage, one in my room-" Alex pointed to the coffee table phone.
"You mean the basement?" Sapphire interrupted.
"Yes the basement and a couple up stairs, both of which are in the rooms they seldomly reside in," She glared at the girl.
"What!" Sapphire asked being accused.
"Why did you two pick the only rooms with phones?" Alex asked both hanyou's.
Kayori and Sapphire both shrugged.
"Never mind! When's the damn pizza guy getting here!?" She asked angrily.
The door was knocked upon.
Alex answered it managing to avoid Mousse.
"Hello, little girl are your parents home?" Asked a door to door salesman.
The girl twitched and slammed the door on him but he kept the door open.
"A lil' help guys?!" she growled.
Sapphire and Kayori helped her ram the door shut. The door was knocked upon once more.
"One of you answer it," Alex grunted.
As he was closest Hiei opened the door.
"This will end horribly," Alex declared.
"Hello little boy. Are your parent's home?" three salesmen asked.
Hiei tried slamming the door shut but it was blocked again.
Alex, Sapphire, Kayori, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama all rammed the door shut and the salesmen all flew into the yard.
"And stay off of MY property!" Alex called out opening and slamming the door shut.
The door was knocked on once more.
"WHAT!" Alex screamed opening it.
"Hello ma'am. How would you like to be the first on your block to own-" it was the original salesman.
"Damn telemarketers," Alex snapped smacking him with her crutch.
"But that was a-" Kurama began.
"Yes! I am aware door to door salesman!" Alex growled
"Actually, I was going to say that was the demon Koenma told us to kill. But now I doubt he's still alive," Kurama said.
"Oh. Well now the missions done and you can help me with the evil dogs," she stated wide eyed before gaining a cheery composure.
There was another knock on the door and Kayori answered it. It was the pizza delivery guy.
"That'll be $45.75," he said in a nasally voice.
"What that took more than 25 minutes!" Kayori cried.
"I couldn't find the place and got held up in traffic and got hit with some guy's corpse!" He defended.
"Excuses, excuses," Alex chided.
"Fine it'll be $80.65," he scowled at them.
"How about we beat you to within an inch of your life?" she retorted.
"Yeah who's gonna beat me up, you?" he shot back.
"I will!" Yusuke declared with an evil grin.
The boy screamed upon seeing him and dropped all fives pizzas, running for his life.
"And that happened why?" Alex questioned.
"He goes to school with me," the detective grinned carrying the pizzas in.
Alex fell over twitching only to get back up and trip over her largest dog. "He's still asleep!" She fumed slumping on the couch and grabbing a slice.
"Shouldn't we use plates?" Kuwabara asked.
"Who gives a damn!" the blonde raged eating her pizza with extreme prejudice.
"Somebody's pissy," Sapphire noted.
"You would be too if you kept tripping over a lump of a guard dog!" she growled.
"True," Kayori concurred.
"Are you guys still staying tonight?" she asked.
"Sure," Yusuke and the girls replied with shrugs while the others just nodded.
End Chapter
Psychic: Yay this is the third thing I've posted in like…three days. Yay.
Hiei: Good for you. (Sarcasm)
Alex; Feel the love! (Tackles him)
Psychic: Ok…well please review.