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25 More Ways to Annoy Captain Jack Sparrow
26. Let him catch you trying on his hat and clothes.
27. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
28. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated hand movements.
29. Insist he helps you with your daily newspaper crossword puzzle every day.
30. Follow a few steps behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
31. Steal, snap, and bury his hat.
32. Sign him up for Little League Baseball. With OMG! Third Graders :O!!
33. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
34. Get him to play Twister with you.
35. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.
36. Get him a plant. Act totally mortified when he doesn't water it and it dies.
37. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
38. Throw a Care Bears theme birthday party for him.
39. Buy him a stress ball. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
40. Get the 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time' song stuck in his head.
41. Keep a 'good-behavior chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
42. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
43. Dance the Funky Chicken Remix Dance.
44. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
45. Knit him things. REALLY hideous things..
46. Trade in his black hat for pink pajamas.
47. When he gives you an order, stare at him blankly and drool.
48. Slap his hand and say "Bad Jack! No rum!"
49. Twitch a lot when you eat dinner with him.
50. Smile. All the time.