Author's Note: Since you guys loves this so much, I've decided to add another list :)

Enjoy

PS. I've been seeing Barbie everywhere lately..

Aye! On with da show!

51. Buy him Crayola Crayons. Tell him "They complete you."

52. Watch the the scene in POTC1 when Jack tries to escape the British people while Jack is near. Tut and say that he could have fell and hurt Commodore Norrington.

53. Make Creme Brulee, and offer it to Jack. When he refuses, cry and run away.

54. Come to that, even if he wants Creme Brulee, act all heartbroken and run away.

55. When Jack wants rum, whisper loudly, "Remember, your docter Mr. Gay, said that you can't have rum. It can cause harm to you-know-what."

56. Pretend to drink all the rum, and when you're on deck yell, "Oh my god! I'm Jack Sparrow! This is how he walks." Walk a few steps and fall flat on your face.

57. Get the song "Barbie Girl" stuck in his head.

58. Tell Will that if he sings "Barbie Girl" with you, it'll annoy the living hell out of Jack.

59. Get the whole crew to sing "Barbie Girl"

60. Climb up to the crow's nest and scream as loud as you can, "COME ON BARBIE, LET'S GO PARTY!" Over and over again.

61. For his birthday, give him those three-foot-tall Barbies in a princess outfit.

62. Buy him a tiara from Claire's and put it on his head saying "There's a good Jackie-Poo. Go play princess with your friends."

63. Buy him a wedding dress saying, "I knew you wanted it for a long time! Isn't it purdy!?"

64. Only answer to the name "Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow" (If you're a boy...um..yeah..)

65. Randomly come up to him asking "Where is the thumb-thumb?"

66. When he's in the bathroom, constantly ask "Do you need toilet paper dear?" In fromt of the whole crew.

67. When it's like 9:00 pm, come up to him and say "Time for your bath and sleepy-time, Jackie-Poo."

68. Do the things listed here over and over.

69. Throw happy birthday parties for him for no apparent reason.

70. At Jack's random birthday parties, make sure nobody brings gifts.

71. Buy a plastic steering wheel, and place it next to the ship's real one, so you can "steer" with Jack.

72. Buy Jack purple eyeliner, saying that nobody uses kohl anymore.

73. Take Jack's baby pictures and post them all over the internet.

74. Buy him a Bratz doll for Easter.

75. Instead of letting Jack drink rum, buy him non-alcoholic apple cyder.

I've been depressed lately, so they might not be as funny.

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