I don't own The Nightmare Before Christmas or The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Okay????????????? Thanks to Ebony Diamond in the Darkness for her idea.

"Hello Grimy my little brother" Jack said in a fraternal way. " I see you brought friends." He said picking up Billy.

"Want him? He'd make a nice Zombie" Grim said.

"No Halloweentown doesn't need zombies." Jack said. " And who is the angry tree stump?"

"Dat is Mandy she may be a mere mortal by looks but she has a soul that would scare Lucifer himself," Grim said

"So she's a devout Christian?" Jack asked

"No! No! Mandy is de complete opposite!" Grim laughed.

"Okay I get the picture. She's evil. You obviously don't know much about grandfather!" Jack said in a disdainful way. Sure show off your Underworld Prep School education. Just because you're pure royal doesn't mean a ting! Grim thought. Because Jack was pure royal and the Pumpkin Prince he was sent to Underworld Preparatory School. Grim, the little bastard was sent to Underworld High School. Grim was jealous of that.

"So how's the job mom secured for you?" Jack asked sitting Grim down beside the fountain. Then Zero hopped on Grim's lap and licked his face.

"Horrible! Late nights, long hours and no one is ever happy to see me!" Grim said, "You got a movie and a holiday! Me? I got a robe a scythe and my half royal undead blood. I wish I was more like you Jack."

"What about the suicidal humans? They should be happy to see you!" Jack said

"Well you would think so but no. I thought so until a case in ancient Egypt. Sure people killed themselves before dis but I thought nothing of it until I saw the look on Cleopatra's face after the asp's bite sent me. She truly didn't want to die. But she cut her own mortality and den I realized how emotional humans are." Grim said

"Like you and Fancy Jake?" Jack laughed.

"Oh yeah act high and mighty Mr. Pinstriped Suit" Grim said.

"Well Grim did you finish telling Jack your sad story?" Mandy said in a monotonous way. She didn't care too much.

"Yeah let's go Grim! I've looked everywhere for the chocolate and there's none!" Billy said mad at Grim. He thought Grim said Eastertown not Halloweentown. There was a giggle from the bushes.

"Oogie'll love those two treats! Grim's kids! Oh boy!" The girl in the hat, Shock said.

"Grim owns them? Looks more like the other way around" Lock said.

"Either way Oogie'll love them" Barrel said

"Grim you have a better job. Sure I may have a holiday and a movie and be the Pumpkin King but you're Death!" You are essential! The world could go on without me!" Jack said. " Mom loved you! She went to God himself to spare you!"

"I guess you're right Mon" Grim said.

"Hey Bignose you want some candy?" Barrel said.

"Yeah yeah yeah yeah!" Billy said.

"Well follow us!" Lock said.

"We'll take you to the best candy in the Underworld!" Shock said holding a sack.

"Wow a sack! Can I ride?" Billy asked.

"Sure!" Shock said and Billy hopped in.

Mandy was sitting by the fountain staring angrily at Grim. " I want to go home Grim!" She said.

"Still no matter what you say Jack you have it better!" Grim said. "You aren't enslaved to 2 horrible kids!"

"How'd it happen?" Jack said.

"He lost a bet with me for the soul of Mr. Snuggles Billy's sick hamster." Mandy said.

"HA! YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!" Jack laughed.

"Don't rub it in. Your girlfriend is a sewn together corpse!" Grim said.

"At least I have a girlfriend!" Jack said.

"Let's go Billy. Billy? BILLY???" Grim said.

"Grim Billy is missing" Mandy said looking at Zero.

"Great if he isn't home for dinner his mom will gut him like a trout!" Grim said.