A/N: Hey everyone, this is just an idea i had for something that could've happened while everyone was just hanging out at the BPRD. It's not exactly in the story line, but it is, in my opinion, amusing.
Btw, I, as Kiwi, have done this in real life. And in Real life my friend Orange did say 'welcome back.'.
Disclaimer: No owning of Hellboy going on here, but i do own those weird girls..Kiwi, Apol, Cota, and Orange.
Hellboy walked into the room and was about to say something when the three girls Apol, Cota, and Orange shushed him.
"We're seeing how long Kiwi's gonna stay like that," Apol whispered to him as he cocked an eyebrow.
Sitting over in a big comfy arm chair, Kiwi had her knees propped up, one hand held around them, the other clutching her necklace as she stared at a fixated spot on the wall. She didn't even blink.
"How long has she been like that?" He asked looking over at her curiously.
"A while, five, maybe ten minutes," Cota filled him in as she glanced at him then back to Kiwi.
"What does she think about?" Orange asked.
"Who knows," Cota shrugged, "Pretty random stuff. One time she did that and when she came to she said something about spaghetti-o's. 'Because in the commercials,' she said, 'there's this concert in your mouth. I would never want that! What if a speaker fell over or something? It could explode or even electrocute you!'," Cota finished without looking over.
"How the hell does her mind work?" Hellboy said.
"Hey…" Apol said as a mischievous smile grew on her face, "Sometime we should get Abe to go put his hand on her shoulder and see what she's thinking,"
"Nice," Cota said as the smile spread to her face as well.
"Yeah. Hey she's waking up," Orange pointed out and sure enough Kiwi was putting her legs down. She stood up and stretched. As she saw the girls and Hellboy she walked over.
"Welcome back," Orange said smiling. Kiwi returned a hesitant smile but then frowned as she re-thought of what she had been thinking of.
"Hellboy, you have so shot down my hopes for a good afterlife if I go to Hell," She told him frowning.
"Huh? How?" He asked confused.
"Well obviously you're from Hell- hence the name-," Kiwi began.
"Good job Sherlock," Cota said teasingly.
Kiwi ignored her and continued, "So judging from the way you are represents what Hell must be like. You're red and fireproof. So Hell must be red and fire-y. That sucks! I had so been hoping for a Disney's Hercules/ Kingdom Hearts 2 kind of Underworld. You know, cool, dim, dank, and misty. But now it can't be."
Kiwi sighed and returned to the chair she had exited where she pulled out her iPod from her pocket and proceeded to listen to it.
"What?" Hellboy said.
"You know that made sense," Cota said logically.
"Hmm…Kiwi once said to me…"Apol thought for a moment, "'I never want to go to Hell because it is just way too hot there,'"
"She told me she preferred the cold," Orange said then grabbed a book and went to read in the chair next to Kiwi's. Kiwi offered her the other iPod ear piece which she took.
"Oh well," Kiwi sighed dramatically, "I'll still hold out for the Underworld type,"