Chapter 2-
a/n: Hello again. A lovely day off from work allowed me to have a nice little update for you (in less than a weeks time! Damn I'm fast!).
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Robin could not believe what he saw on the tv screen. Out of no where Star and Control Freak were transported to Jabba's Palace.
"I know this is not really a good spot for romance, but I could not resist seeing Starfire in the famous and revealing slave outfit…."
"Robin!" Star looked at him confused and pretty much powerless at the moment. Pulling at the chain that was around her neck, Star blushed seeing that her outfit was very... small. The bra like top covered just enough of her ample chest, and the bottom... The two long hanging pieces of a skirt covered her more private areas, but the slits up the sides made moving without feeling a rush of cool air nearly impossible.
"I modified the remote to do a few changes here and there… that nice little collar and chain set, totally was made to keep her from flying off on me. Now pucker up Princess, your ruffian has arrived!"
Robin went straight to action. Running, well hobbling on his still injured leg to his villain's display room, he grabbed the old remote and clicked a button joining them in the movie.
"Robin!" Star pulled against her chains, but was having a hard time. Moving close to him, she tried to gather her shirt so it would not fly up in the breeze. Robin hobbled the rest of the way finding support from her strong frame.
"Sorry Han, I think she just froze you in carbonate once again- you have been rejected. Looks like Luke wins the girl in this version!" Robin smiled at Control Freak while trying to not look over at Star for fear of fainting due to her outfit. There was only so much he could handle. And what he had caught a glimpse at before made his heart race so fast he thought he was having a heart attack.
"You can't win the girl! She's your sister!" Control Freak said stomping his foot causing the rest of the aliens in Jabba's place to quiet down.
"Robin? Are we related by birth? How is that…"
"Don't worry about it Star, now, let's get him!" Robin said pulling out his bow staff and extending it ready to fight.
As the pair was about to strike, Control Freak clicked a few buttons and the scene and outfits changed instantly.
"Since Star Wars didn't work in my favor try this on for size!" He laughed as Robin stood on a sandy beach in his swim wear looking confused. Noticing Starfire's head was in what appeared to be a large body of water, he took in the scene. It was night time, a secluded beach… the smell of the water and the surrounding area of lush forest told him it was a lake or a pond.
"Um… Robin I have questions." Star said with an extremely nervous voice.
"Star, get out of there- who knows where he is!" Robin warned taking a few steps closer to her but stopped seeing the look of terror on her face.
"I…um… cannot."
Out of nowhere Control Freak came running off the dock and cannonballed into the lake- censor bar and all screaming "Skinny Dipping!"
The waves rippled after the large splash and Starfire ducked below the surface until the waters settled.
"Robin! What is this skinny of the dipping? Am I skinny enough to participate and why am I not wearing the swimming garments?"
"Star, you need to get out of there now!" Robin said running into the water- he didn't care about the splint getting wet or what- Star was in serious trouble.
"The lake is full! No room for stupid meddling birdies!" Another click brought a large monster out of the water and proceeded to attack Robin.
"Leave him alone!" Starfire roared as she swam over to Control Freak and tried to grab the remote.
In the process of the struggle, a button was clicked and the water scene ended.
Robin growled with annoyance as they changed shows once again. There was something about this particular backdrop that told Robin they were in some animated show. As he took stock of the show, several ninja stars came flying at his face. Jumping off to the side a laugh came from a tree branch.
Crouching as best the overweight teen could, Control Freak was dressed in a familiar looking ninja outfit. It was too unreal; the green vest, the blue mask that covered most of his face, even the orange colored manga in hand…
Suddenly Starfire appeared dressed in a reddish tunic over some shorts. Looking down on his own apparel, he found he had white shorts on with a dark blue shirt. Arm bands and the feeling of a headband on his forehead confirmed his suspicions. He knew there would be a fan on the back of his shirt.
"That is just not right! He's her teacher!" Robin fumed looking at the now unmasked ninja in the tree.
"Oh, and what are you? Some Emo, whiny bitch! My brother this, revenge that, kill my best friend too! You could have had her in the third episode!" Control Freak yelled back at him, then turned his attention to Satrfire. "I will save you my precious flower!"
"Robin, what is he talking about? Are we the anime characters from Beast Boy's book of pictures? And what is this pointy star thing for?" She queried touching the tip of a weapon finding it fascinating.
Robin smiled. He would do better than tell her; he would show her exactly what kunai were for.
"To throw at bad guys!" He said as he threw them and hit the ninja impersonator. Sadly the overweight ninja was not the one hit. Instead a log dropped to the ground.
Starfire looked even more confused as she went to inspect the log before it vanished.
"Ok, so how about this one?" Control Freak's voice called out and got Robin's attention.
"Love of my life, let's get some ramen!" The orange suited ninja smiled scratching his nose and grinning.
"That is it!" Robin cried as he volleyed another round of weapons at the ninja.
"You know what you need Robin? Starfire Harem no Jitsu!"
Suddenly a large number of nude Starfires appeared with only wasps of clouds covering the most private of parts.
Robin's nose began to bleed and his breathing was labored. He needed to calm down. Starfire looked confused once again at the many copies of her and their state of dress. Noticing Control Freak's attack was also working on him, she found her opportunity to try and grab the remote.
Before she had it, Control Freak woke up and hit another button.
"Not so fast dear. Can't have my leading lady escape." He taunted as they skipped into another movie.
"Let's try this one- There's no way a Princess can escape from Prince Charming! Especially when they are under a magical spell." He smiled rubbing his hands together anticipating a sweet kiss from the maiden wearing a long and flowing gown.
"We are in the Fairy Tale, right? On my home planet, such stores never have the ending of happiness. I do so enjoy Earth's stories."
She smiled as she watched six little men march by with pick axes, well, seven, Robin was dressed as one of them, obviously taller and not so amused.
"Tiny people! How wondrous!" She clapped her hands and looked around wanting to experience more of the current setting. "And look, refreshments. I am famished." She said looking at a basket full of apples.
"Star wait, no! Don't touch that apple!" Robin cried and jumped towards her. Grabbing the basket, he threw them on the ground and out of her reach.
"That was not nice Robin! You ruined everything; no apple means no kissing scene… I guess we will have to change again!"
And with that the next setting was switched. This time thing seemed very wrong…
The dark hotel room, the smoke in the air, the music in the background... Robin could tell what kind of film this was, and that people their age should not be watching it.
The bathroom door opened slightly and Star's blushing face peeked out.
"Robin… I am not wearing appropriate clothing to come out… tell me what kind of movie is this."
"We aren't old enough for this yet! You're sick!" Robin yelled and blushed at the same time.
"Oh come on! You know you would enjoy this!
Another flip of the switch and suddenly they were all out on a football field clad in sports gear.
"Starfire, you know this game- get the remote!" Robin shouted as the "ball" was hiked and thrown to Control Freak.
"Oh yes, this is the ball of the foot Cyborg loves so much." She smiled and flew over to tackle Control Freak. Knocking the remote out of the boy's hands, Robin made a jump to get it, forgetting about his injuries, he landed but only ended up hurting himself more.
"My remote!" Control Freak cried as he got up from Starfire's tackle.
The remote fell on the ground and the movie was switched again.
"Freak, Control Freak!" The villain chuckled as they were now transported to what appeared to be an action spy movie. The tux looked to be a little too small for the boy, much like every outfit he had worn so far, but that didn't stop him from trying to make a move on Starfire, who was seated beside him in a speeding boat.
Robin grunted with pain as he tried to keep a hold on the back of the boat as it jetted inside the harbor area. Behind them was another boat with people firing on them. Bullets whizzed by his head as he struggled.
"Star… I need help." He called feeling his grip slipping.
Without hesitation Star once again began a battle for the remote.
"Stop it baby! Don't fight this, you were born to play the role of my girl! He would never appreciate you like I would!"
"How people appreciate me is not of your concern. You should be concerned more about this!" She said as she hit him and sent his flying out of the boat. Turning quickly to aid her friend, she had just successfully pulled Robin into the boat when they saw a huge boat directly in front of them.
Robin didn't know what to do. Holding on tightly to Starfire the channels changed.
This time the backdrop was Jump City. Starfire and Robin looked strangely at their home and wondered what kind of movie this possibly could be. Suddenly a voice over began and they had a sinking suspicion this was not a good place to be.
"The criminal master mind lurks in the dark alleys of Jump City, and yet the king of them all is none other than…" The voice over said. Only to be interrupted with Control Freak's voice.
"ME!" He smiled as he walked up to Robin and Star wearing a Slade outfit. Looking down at it he frowned in dislike, and riped it off to show his usual otaku attire.
"Much better." He smiled. "Out of the eye sore that is the big T in the bay, the leader of the Teen Twits comes to attempt to stop the illustrious villain." Control Freak continued his voice over.
"Give me a break!" Robin sighed looking at their adversary. If they could just get that damn thing from him this would all be over.
"And at his side the gorgeous alien princess from another world."
"Leave her out of this!"
"The teenager dressed in green spandex soon felt threatened by the handsome and powerful villain. His jealous streak becoming inflated at the idea of his crush going willingly into the open arms of his worst adversary.. it was too much for him to handle…"
"I said shut up!" Robin roared and took out his bow staff and swung it at the remote.
"Hey! Watch it!" Control Freak yelled as he hugged the remote. "This is my baby!"
Accidentally the hug caused another button to be hit, and the three were given a different background and costume change.
"Look, I am John Smith!" Control Freak smiled as he jumped off the boat and walked up to the Jamestown settlement. "Oh Pocahontas! Your love is here!"
"Wrong again there history boy!" Robin smiled.
"Who are you?"
"The other John, the one she actually marries when she goes to London!"
"What? But… in the Disney version…"
"Ha, Disney keep anything historically accurate? Not happening!" Robin smirked knowing he would win this battle as well.
"That is it! I've had enough of this!" Control freak fumed as he got his remote and threw them all out of the TV and back into the Tower's living room.
"What's wrong Control Freak? Your leading lady has not appeared yet. Too bad. I've got this one, you find your own!" Robin said standing next to Starfire in a possessive way.
"Yo Robin, we're home!" Cyborg called and stopped as the three saw their friends and Control Freak ready to face off.
"Ah man! You again!" Beast Boy sighed.
"Titans Go!" Robin said and they all jumped into battle.
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