Disclaimer: I will never ever own Naruto, unless Kishimoto-san decides to give it to me for some odd reason then maybe, but that's not likely to happen.
(Last time)
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Kyuubi jumped in between the two blondes; half protecting the blonde with blue eyes and snarling at the other. Rin continued to chuckle with a smile, but soon stopped as soon as Kyuubi glared at her with killer eyes.
"You're the same as always Kyuubi; I guess that some people actually don't change. Well anyways, I'm betting that both of you want to know what's going on, right?" she beckoned Koto to come over. Not sure if he should or shouldn't, he looked at the fox; he was still snarling, but a little less tense than before.
"Hey, it's not like I'm going to bite you or anything," a glum and slightly annoyed expression appeared on her face. "But I'll explain later; Kari's coming up the stairs right now," she plopped herself down on her bed and started groaning. The said girl appeared behind Koto with a slight scowl.
"Please don't tell me that you drank all of it," she said as she stood before Rin.
"Hn? Whatcha mean? And whatcha talking about?" groaning as she sat up, she gave Kari a clueless look. Sighing, she turned around muttering "Never mind, never mind".
"I'm going to the store to buy some remedies (1). Rin, don't do anything while I'm gone; Koto, stay alert, she could be pretty dangerous if she's drunk; Kyuubi, bite her if she attacks Koto," she ordered while she headed out of the room. Moments later, the sound of the front door opening and closing signalled that she left the house; Rin jumped up and stood close to the window, but far enough so that nobody on the ground could see her.
"Well, that was easy," plopping back on her bed, she sat with her legs crossed and looked towards Kyuubi and Koto.
"Are you going to stand there all day or are you going to sit down?" Kyuubi hesitantly jumped on to a piece of floor that seemed to be struggling to stay unhidden; Koto found a random spot on top of a pill of clothes in front of Rin.
"Now, where should I start?"
"Why don't you start from the beginning, Deidara(2)?" Koto's head snapped towards Kyuubi, a very surprised look on his face. Rin blinked in surprise, but soon let out a small chuckle.
"I never thought that a fox could talk, but never mind that. Kyuubi, you'll have to be a little more specific with that. I'm not quite sure if there is a beginning," she gave both of them a smile that looked a little too cheerful for the conversation.
"IT would be nice if you could tell me what's going on," several veins popped at the back of Koto's head; he obviously didn't know what was going on.
"(Sighs) doesn't she remind you of anyone?"
"I remember seeing her somewhere before, but I can't remember."
"…To put it into simple terms, a long time ago he worked for the Akatsuki, and his name was Deidara. Oh, and he's the bad guy." Now Koto understood why he was cautious around her.
"Hey! Get your facts right! I WAS part of Akatsuki, but now I'm not planning to go back," she had an annoyed expression and was muttering "Geez, foxes these days," as she shook her head.
"And what do you mean by 'I'm not planning to go back?" shot back the fox; he was planning to get every little detail that he needed.
"(Sighs) I'll explain that later, since you said to start from the beginning," giving a glum and slightly annoyed expression, she went back to the main point.
"Ok, I'll start from when I was twelve. Kyuubi, down," Kyuubi was about to snap at her, he didn't want to hear her life's story. "It's better if I start at twelve because that's the part where I start to remember about being 'Deidara', besides you did say to start from the beginning."
(Flashback and Rin's prov)
I was twelve by then and it was about April. The sky was blue with a few clouds here and there, puddles were scattered after the rain from the day before, the grass and trees were green, and the air was fill with a fresh, grassy smell. By then I was walking home from school with a very annoyed expression; my left hand kept twitching. Since I usually write with my left hand, I kept messing up so I had to use my right hand, which made my notes a little less organised and clean. During lunch time, I jabbed it several times with the sharp end of my pencil and on the last time I gave up because I broke the tip of the pencil; the other odd thing was that there was a bite mark in it too. But the rest of the day wasn't so bad; the only bad thing was that about three quarters of my sandwich disappeared while I was eating it.
'Hm…' I was thinking about stabbing my hand with a knife or using something really sharp but I dismissed that thought; my mom would give me another long lecture about using a knife and how dangerous it is. Walking, I stared at my hand.
"Maybe I should talk to a doctor?" I thought for a moment, "…nah, too bothersome," shaking my hand, I lazily slouched home staring at my hand. Minutes later I'm through the front door, closing the door as I kick off my shoes and putting in the shoe rack. Heading towards the purple walled kitchen, I through my backpack onto a chair and grabbing an apple from a bowl on the table, I was about to take a bite till I heard a crunch. The next thing that I knew, my apple started to disappear into my hand. Screaming, I dropped the apple and ran into the wall after turning to run.
"What the hell's – eeeeeeeeee!" looking at my hand, a mouth was formed on my palm; a tongue stuck out, licking off some of the apple juice.
"What…the…hell is this?" a vein popped at the back of my head as I stared at the moving mouth on my palm.
"So you're responsible for leaving me with an empty stomach," poking its tongue, it pulled my finger into its mouth and bit my finger.
…
"GODDAMNIT!!!" slamming my left (and right) hand on the table, it let go and let out a small yelp; blood dripped down my finger
"Damn you…what the hell are you anyways? Can you talk?" sitting with my legs crossed and the bleeding finger in my mouth, I questioned it; half expecting it to talk. All it did was let out a small growl and then shrivelled back into nothing but the palm of my hand.
"I'm home!" Rin sighed as she plopped down on her bed; Kari was back. "And I didn't finish my story," she pouted.
"IF you hadn't focused on explaining the scenery and got to the point without any dialogue then you would be done by now," said a sleepy fox.
"Hey, I couldn't help it (besides the fact that the author made me do it)," she mumbled as she put her pillow on her head and started to groan.
"I'm back with the…hm…" Kari came in and instantly gave Rin a glare; even though she is her cousin that doesn't mean that she can't be cautious around her when she's "drunk".
"Koto, hold this," she ordered the boy who sat quietly on the ground; rolling up her sleeves, she walked over to her cousin and…
"WILL YOU STOP ACTING ALREADY?!" she screamed as she grabbed her cousin and flung her across the room, luckily for Rin she landed on top of a pile of clothes instead of the multicoloured desk. Groaning, she muttered "What was that for?"
"Quit the crap will you?" several veins popped at the back of Kari's head, "Since we've lived in the same house for more than two years and knew each other since I was three, don't you think it'll be easy for me to figure out when you're acting an when you're not?"
"Gee…Can't someone have some fun?" pouted Rin as she gave a look that said "You're so not fun."
"You're twenty-three years old, NOT a five year old," arguing back and forth, Koto continued watching the two cousins.
'Should I do something?'
'Let them be for now.'
'I hope that they don't kill each other,' Kari had Rin in a headlock while Rin was attempting to flip her over. Watching, Koto sat there with a slightly flustered face on; while on the other hand, Kyuubi watched them with a very bored expression on his face and yawned. The blonde was able to flip her cousin over but was soon knocked down by Kari's fist. A dark aura was around her; about a dozen veins had popped at the back of her head.
"I wonder when you got so up-tight," Rin sighed, sitting up as her cousin let go of her.
"I'm not up-tight! I'm just…"
"Up-tight," Rin finished her sentence with a Chester cat smile. The shirt haired girl sighed in defeat.
"Fine, call it whatever you-"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Koto jumped about three feet into the air while Kari jumped back. Rin grabbed the collar of her cousin's shirt.
"WHERE IS IT?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Isn't it obvious? Where's the food I requested while you were at McDonalds?"
…
"WELL? Where is it? I need food, now!"
"Downstairs, fridge," said a slightly calm Kari. Her cousin dropped her on the ground and ran downstairs.
Well, I guess that's chapter seventeen.
(1)It was supposed to be some kind of medicine that cures hangovers, but I can't remember what the medicine is called
(2)There you go people, now you can stop asking me "Who's that blonde person?" By the way, Deidara was requested by EvilNaruto15. If you want a certain person from the manga or anime to be in the story, just PM me and tell me whether you want them as a good person or a bad person (I already chose the role of a few main characters in the story just to let you know).