NOTE: -wipes tears away- Thanks sooooo much everyone. I never expected the story to get this many reviews for the first chappie... and none of them were flames! Youve made this 13 year old girl, an extremely happy 13 year old girl. Awww, come here birdie, gimme a hug... ( a mysterious figure gets up from the bed and hugs the authoress)

: Love, must ye call me 'Birdie'?

Kumori: Yes, Jack! Disney doesnt know yer here! If they find out theyll take ye away from me! And besides, it was Sango's idea to call ye 'Birdie', mate. -takes her rightful place at the compy.-

Jack: alright... -sits on bed- -looks around- Wheres Turner?

Kumori: -typing- Louisiana...

Jack: What the bloody hell is he doing there?

Kumori: Making out with my friend Sango while his clones do her chores.

Jack: -strange look-

Kumori: -turns around- Don't worry about it, mate. He's fine. I just hope he doesnt eat her ham...0 . 0

Jack: 0 . 0

Kumori: -turns to Readers- Well, everyone. heres your chappie. -looks at Jack, then back at readers- Oh, and don't tell anyone Jacks at my house. Especially Disney. -hands readers money- Savvy?

ANDREA8000: im gonna need stuff like her age, last name, and her outfit, or do u just want me to make it up? ( i lost the email)

ALSO: I now have a fansite up for my stories. its " shadowalchemist (dot) bravehost (dot) com" go check it out. sure, its really crappy right now, but its my first time making a site. so dun flame.

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Chapter Two

Welcome to Central City

"CENTRAL! WOOHOO!" I cheered, jumping off the train. My brothers, and Akina, followed me off it. The four of us walked off the platform, and headed towards the exit. I waved goodbye to Akina, who went another way. Not watching where I was going, I ran into a tall man with raven black hair and a blue uniform.

"Ow, dammit!" I cursed, getting up. I rubbed my backside, trying to alleviate (sp?) the pain.

"Sorry, Miss Elric." The man said.

"Oh, Hello, Colonel!" Al said cheerfully. Ed only threw Mustang a Nasty look.

"ungh...Hey Mustang..." I moaned. My ass hurts really bad now... "What're you doing here?"

"Here to pick you all up. I'm gonna take you to HQ."

"Whys that?"

"Furher said he'd like a word with you."

"Alrighty then." I said following him to his car. "I call shotgun!"

It was official. My head hurt. All the way to HQ, I had to listen to Ed and Mustang argue, Mustang was listening to rap, which I wasnt too fond of. And Al was trying to get Them to all stop yelling for one minute, but to no avail. I got out of the car and slammed the door shut. The boys got out as well, Ed slamming the door a little harder than he needed to.

"Don't slam the door, this isnt one of your teenage parties..." Mustang scoled. I rolled my eyes, and followed him into HQ.

Inside, everyone was busy working. Whether it was filling out paperwork, or typing something on a computer, they all had something to keep them occupied. Then, I saw my friend Dagger by a nearby wall, talking with someone from the main desk. She turned her head and spotted me. Her eyes widened, and the last thing i saw was a blur of blue and brown.

"KUMORI! You're back, you're finally back! It seems like I haven't seen you in years!"

"Yeah...heh heh..." I fake laughed. She gave me one of her goofy smiles. I could tell she'd had too much coffee already today.

"Um, hey Dag? Could you do me a huge favor and GET OFF OF ME?"

"Sorry." She said, standing up. She grabbed my hand and pulled me up. I dusted my shirt off.

"Whatever." I scoffed, starting down the hall. "Sit tight, boys. I'll be right back."

Al nodded and Ed picked up a random magazine to look at. Dagger walked beside me as I headed towards the stairs.

"So, what's up?" Dagger asked.

"Nothing. FB just wants to see me, thats all."

"What'd you do now?" She asked, annoyed.

"Nothing. He just has some crap to give me, nothing new. He holds my letters and such while I'm gone, so my mailbox in the lobby does'nt overflow."

"Oh."

"Yeah, It's probably all junk, but i am expecting this one thing I'm supposed to get any day now." I stated, acidentally running into someone.

"Hey, watch it!" He yelled, pushing me aside. He then marched down the hall towards the way we just came. Dagger and I turned in that direction, staring at him.

"Wow, what a jerk. Who the hell does he think he is? ...Come to think of it, I don't even remember seeing him around here before."

"Oh, he's just new. His name's Dark. Dark Kayano. He's from the wrong side of the tracks, if you know what I mean. He's a real bastard; thinks he's better than everyone. Ever since he showed his face here, he acts like he's the prince in this town. But he hasn't met you." Dagger explained.

"Believe me, he will. And he's gonna regret it..."

Dagger stared at me dumbfounded.

"You're not gonna kill him are you?"

"No, but I'm gonna make his life a living hell. He thinks he can just waltz on in here and take my place? He's got another thing coming." I told her. We continued our way down the hall to the staircase.

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Well, im gonna be mean and end it here. I did want to type more and make this chappie longer, but i hear my parents walking around upstairs. They dunno i'm on the compy, and i'm not supposed to be. i was supposed to get off an hour ago. Besides, ive got something i need to do. clean the doody box.

Also, got check out my crappy site, and remember, dont tell disney abot Jack, savvy? If they come to your door and ask about him, say hes in The land of the sacred rum fountain, and won't be back till lord knows when. They should buy it.

What is Kumori gonna do? What is in her mail? What about that Dark person? What do YOU think is gonna happen next? Tell me in a review mates. Savvy? yo ho yo ho, a pirates life for me!

Jack : -dances with the authoress around a fake campfire.- yo ho yo ho, a pirates life for me!

Readers: -feel forgotten as Jack & Kumori dance around the fire singing. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door.-

Jack: -runs around the room, screaming. runs into the closet door, opens it, and gets inside.-

Kumori: -looks outside- Oh no, it's disney! -turns to readers- What should I do? I told them the rum thing the last time they were here! Tell me what you think I should do! I want your best answers!

Disney: -pound on door-

Kumori: Hurry!