NOTE: Hey everybody! How are ye? Look, i'm not trying to be mean, but if ppl arent gonna review, I'll just delete the story. If thats how you want it. You know the golden rule around here. NO REVIEWS, NO UPDATES. And thats the way it is. I was pretty hurt when i hadnt gotten any reviews for two weeks after i posted the chappie. Then three ppl reviewed. ALSO! Ive decided to do the review responses again. I love hearing from you guys! and i thought that u guys like to hear from me, too. So, yea. Oh, and if anyone likes Captain Jack Sparrow, I started a story on quizilla called "Captain Dark, Savvy?" My username is darkbeing999 if ya feel like reading it. Okay, I'm still blabbing. I'd better make the review responses b4 u all go insane.

Review Responses:

zanessa troyella inukag edwin: Thanks. Sorry i dont update that fast, ive got 3 weeks left until school -shiver- and im busy getting ready for it. going to 8th grade. oh boy...

ihrtinu: im a genius? thank you! but...the truth is...im no genius. YOU ARE! That crakken--

Jack: OH NO, THE CRAKKENS OUT THERE TOO? AHHHHH!

Kumori: -raises eyebrow- well, anyways. That crakken thing is tottaly gonna work! I LUV U!

Jack: And now Kumori's cheating on me? CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?

Kumori: JACK! STOP INTERRUPTING! Hmm...maybe Kumori will make him look bad...but then again, -sarcastic voice- i wonder what could be in her mail... tee hee, of course i know, im just being stupid. lets just say its gonna piss Ed off...majorly...

winryrockbell2: Thanks, and thats okay, ihrtinu's got it taken care of. -acts dramatic, like something bad happened.- And about your update...here it is!

GOOD NEWS:

I'm getting a laptop for christmas this year. I finally convinced my folks to do it. So hopefully, this'll mean more updates, cuz ill be able to take the compy to my dad's and i'll have it all to myself when i'm here at mom's.

BAD NEWS:

My best friend from ohio recently lost her father. (suicide) I really don't like to remind her of it, cause shes more hurt than anyone in her family. But it would be nice to cheer her up. If you want to tell her something to cheer her up, just tell me and i'll tell her when i call. . Be nice, cuz shes really upset.

Chapter Three

Dum dum dum!

I walked up the stairs with Dagger following close behind. She looked confused, as she always did, but this time I think she really was.

"So, what are you gonna do? Prank him, shoot him, court martial him, demote him, enslave him, or all of the above?" She asked. I looked straight ahead as we started down the hall to FB's office.

"None, just yet. I'm waiting for the oppertune moment." I said with an evil smirk. Dagger looked at me, disgusted. She then looked straight ahead with a nod.

"No, I'm not gonna kill him." I chuckled.

No, we don't have telepathic powers, or anything like that. Me and Dag are just really good friends, and we always know what's on each other's minds. I think the main reason we even became friends is based on the fact that she never leaves me alone. I swear, she follows me everywhere, most of the time. That, and that we have loads in common. We both tried human transmutation to bring our mothers back, have automail arms, and love to-- well, you'll see. As soon as that clock hits 11: 45. Which is riiight aboooout...Now.

BOOOOOOM!

There was a huge explosion from down the hall, and we heard a very angry scream.

"DAGGER TENJOU!"

Dagger and I could'nt help but burst out laughing as Hiei, Daggers brother, came stomping down the hall, covered in slime and wet paper. Thats the other thing we have in common: we love to torture Hiei. He works here at Central HQ as a janitor, and part time as a weatherman. Problem is, he only predicts rain. Now, Hiei used to be a Lieutenant General, before I demoted him (for flooding our office) to the worst job EVER.

Janitorial work.

So, that's why Dagger and I clog the toilets with our mounds of paperwork each morning. Hiei always cleans the girls bathroom at 11:45, so when he goes to clean the toilets...ka-boom.

"What have I told you two about doing that? You just love to make my job harder, don't you?" He scolded. We nodded in unison. That was a dumb question, of course we love to make his job awful. Were still getting him back for all the times he used water alchemy (Which he has no experience with whatsoever) to get us soaked. Also, just because 1: We have to get rid of that paperwork somehow. 2: Hiei hates it. 3: Its fun.

"And this time, I didn't have any help from Kumori! I did it all by myself!" Dagger said with a triumphant smile.

"THEN YOURE GROUNDED!" The short man shouted. Dagger's smile dissapeared, her eyes widened, and the corner of her mouth began to twitch. I knew what was coming, so I covered my ears.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Dagger cried her high-pitched voice. I heard glass shatter several times, and the hall was slowly starting to fill with water.

"Hiei! Dammit, you HAD to make her cry, didnt you?" I shouted over the noise.

"She deserves it! And now that I have all these tears to mop up, she's grounded from EVERYTHING!" He shouted back. Dagger stopped crying, stared at him for a moment, and then started crying twice as loud.

"GODDAMMIT, HIEI! I'M GONNA DEMOTE YOU TO A FRICKIN' TRAINING COURSE TARGET!" I screamed.

"OKAY! OKAY! SHES NOT GROUNDED!"

"YAY!" Dagger cheered. The crying stopped, but the tears were up to my chest, and I had a white shirt on. (SHIT!) With all the men around here, that was bad. Around these parts, I was known as Central City's princess, so it seemed like all the men were after me. They were. So, then, we waded towards FB's office.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Oh, my. I did'nt get to the part with FB yet! Oh well. hahahahaha. You guys didnt answer the question "What do you think is in her mail?" Anyways, this was random. But it tells you more about Dagger. So, review, or I won'nt write anymore. and you dont want that, do you?

QUESTION TIME!

1: What do you think is in Kumori's mail that could seriously piss Ed off?

2: What should happen next?

3: Tuna or Chicken?

4: Why am I asking YOU all these questions?

Yea, so answer these in a review. I'd LOVE to hear from you, and with this writers block from too much clothes shopping, you'd be being a HUGE help to me. Talk to ya then, mates!

--THE ADVENTURES OF JACK SPARROW AND KUMORI ELRIC--

Disney: -pounding on door-

Jack: Love, did you hear from the reviewers yet?

Kumori: lemme check! -hops on compy- hmm...THATS BRILLIANT! -types quick thank-you note to ihrtinu (thanks so much!)- -rushes to closet- Just sit tight Jack, i'll get rid of em!

Jack: Believe me, its tight enough already...-moves around a little.-

Kumori: SHH! Be quiet in there! -walks over to door and opens it- Hello? Can I help you?

Disney: Don't act innocent. We know you're hiding him!

Kumori: Huh?

Disney: Jack Sparrow! He's in there, we know it! We checked every hotel in the L.O.T.S.R.F. and he wasnt in any of them!

Kumori: Oh...-gets depressed- You didnt hear?

Disney: Hear what? -still glaring-

Kumori: About Jack...He...he...-is about to cry-

Disney: He what? (Man, when did disney become so violent?)

Kumori: -tears start to fall down her cheeks- He was eaten by the Crakken! -crys uncontrollably-

Readers: -come over and comfort her, and glare at Disney-

Disney: Oh, were sorry, we didnt know...I guess we might as well end our search...So, when's the funeral?

Kumori: We...couldnt afford one. Were so poor, we have to eat out of our neigbors garbage! -crys more-

Readers: -comfort her more-

Disney: Oh, were so sorry. How about we send you the money we make in disney land from the ticket sales?

Kumori: That'd be nice...thank you. -wipes tears away-

Disney: -leaves-

Kumori: -walks inside and closes door/ leans against the door- Suckers...

Well, Jack's free, AND Kumori gets free money! Big thankies to ihrtinu for the whole crakken idea. LUV YA! stay tuned for more! (possible chance of an update 2morrow) CIAO! -blows kisses to readers-