DD- Yo dudes, what's up?

EE- Okay guys, this is a Kimiaro and Tayuya coupling, because it rocks!

DD- No it doesn't, it rocks solid rock!!!

EE- Whatever. Anyway, on to the story, and here's the summary, and by the way, don't read this if you like Sasuke:

Tayuya is a Princess. Orochimaru is Prince who wants to be a King. Their Engaged. But, while she's going to his castle, she gets lost in the middle of a forest. Who does she meet? TayuKimi, GaaSaku, NaruHin, TenNeji, InoShika

"This sucks," A red-pink haired girl said, walking out of a Gigantic castle gate. She was leaving for her new Fiancé's Castle in the Sound Village.

Flashback

Everyone important in the Village was in the meeting room. When she walked in the room, everyone stared at her. She was wearing her usual black kimono, and her black sandals.

"Welcome Princess Tayuya," Kidomaru said, bowing down to her.

"Yeah, Yeah, Whatever. It's not like I want to be here you Bastard," Tayuya said, walking by him.

"A lady such as you should not use such words," Jiroubou said.

"Shut up you fat ass, don't tell me what to do!" Tayuya snapped.

"Princess, sit down, we need to talk," the King said. Tayuya just glared at him.

"I have called you all to this meeting to announce some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that we can get a peace treaty with the sound," The King paused, so everyone could cheer," But, the bad news is… by doing so, he wants to marry Tayuya."

Tayuya at that moment was drinking soda, and when she heard that, she spit it out at Sakon.

"WHAT?!?!?!?" She yelled," There's no way I'm marring that Gay Lord! We all know he wants Uchiha Sasuke, but he wants to marry me to hide his gayness!"

"Pack your things, you will leave tomorrow with Sakon, Jiroubou, and Kidomaru, HAVE FUN!!!" The King said and laughed at his daughter," Well, I got to go now, I'm missing Desperate House Wives!"

"By the way, don't talk to strangers, including the people in the Village in the Weed and The Village hidden in the Trash Cans," Her Father said, as he left singing to the tune of Days Of Our Lives.

"GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB ASS!!! YOUR'E DITCHING ME FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES???!?!?!?!?" Tayuya screamed, and it took Sakon and Kidomaru to hold her back.

End Flash Back

"Man," Tayuya sighed, as Sakon, Kidomaru, and Jiroubou walked up to her.

"We're leaving now," Sakon said, as they started jumping tree to tree. He knew Tayuya wouldn't run away. She knew that she had to get that Peace treaty, and she couldn't find a good way to sneak away from them anyway.

After a few hours it became night, and the Moon shown down on them. They stopped a few minutes after Tayuya and Sakon got into a cussing-out fight. They all set up camp and started a fire.

"Stupid Spider!" Sakon yelled, as he squashed a spider trying to crawl on his shoe.

"Why did you kill that poor innocent spider???!?!?!?" Kidomaru yelled, as he began to cry over the crushed body.

"What's your problem?" Sakon asked, "It's just a spider."

"That's easy for you to say!" Kidomaru looked up, tears in his eyes, "Let's have a funeral."

Sakon rolled his eyes.

"Now it's on, you spider-murder!" Kidomaru yelled as they went into mortal combat. Just kidding, but they both had black eyes in the end.

"Are you shit heads done yet?" Tayuya asked irritably, "Well, anyway, I'm going to go get some water, now don't do anything stupid. Oh, wait, you can't keep that promise, you Shit heads."

Tayuya got up, and walked towards a near by river, with a bucket. When she got to the river she saw a man with Silver hair about her age. He looked up at her, noticing that she was staring at him. She looked away, and blushed. She put in the water, filling it half way, when she heard a scream.

"DON"T KILL THAT SPIDER, SAKON!!!!" She heard Kidomaru yell, as she sweatdropped. She got the water, and took it back to the camp, forgetting about the silver hair guy.

"Shut up you baka's!" Tayuya yelled, as she threw the water on top of Sakon, and threw the empty bucket at Kidomaru.

"Ouch!"

"Cold!!"

Tayuya and Jiroubou were just laughing at them, but what they didn't know, was that a pair of green eyes was watching them from above.

About an hour later, Sakon and Kidomaru and Jiroubou were asleep and Tayuya had decided to run away, taking a map with her. But not before tying up Sakon, Kidomaru and Jiroubou, a.k.a the three idiots and dangling them off a thirty foot high cliff.

"Dumb asses, they can't even keep me from running away and it was three on one!" she laughed and headed in the direction she thought was home. Except it wasn't.

DD- Hey guy! That was chappie one!!! Please review, and we'll update soon!!

EE- Yeah, what she said.

Clark- I'm a girl

Gaara- We already knew that. Inside joke people. Review or else I will send my Teddy bears after you, and you don't want that, do you?