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Chapter Two
"Man, I havn't been sleeping well lately," Sakon said, not noticing his situation.
"Yeah, I know what you mean," Kidomaru said, "Wait, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ouch, my ears! Why are you srcreami- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Jiroubou yelled, as loud as a chimpanzee(A/N: They are loud right?)
"TAYUYA!!!!!!!" They all screamed and wiggled, trying to get free.
An hour later
After struggling to get free, they finally got untied by some Black haired bowl cut, and a spandex green suit wearer.
"That kid was weird," Sakon said, as the others nodded.
"Crap! Where's the map??? And where's Tayuya? I Can't read maps!!!" Jiroubou yelled, as they both stared at him.
"You don't know how to read the map???" Sakon asked.
"I thought you guys did!" Jiroubou yelled.
"I can't even read," Kidomaru said.
"I flunked Social studies, so don't look at me," Sakon said, " Wait a second, if we can't read the map Tayuya probably can't either, and she'll probably get lost… like us."
"It doesn't even matter, we don't have the map!" Kidomaru screamed with frustration.
With Tayuya
"Damn it!" Tayuya yelled, "I should have learned how to read a map!"
Since that night she had been wandering around the forest wondering which way to go.
"Ahhhhhhhhh! Help!" a little girl screamed from not to far off.
"Maybe I can get directions if I save her!" Tayuya said as she ran off to where the scream was coming from.
In the middle of clearing, Tayuya stopped. She saw the back of a black haired girl. About to be attacked by a blonde boy and a pink haired girl about to fight her.
"What are you kids doing to her?" Tayuya asked and both the boy and girl began to laugh, really hard. Our damsel in distress turned around slowly.
It was a boy.
"Oh, sorry." Tayuya said wide-eyed.
"She thought you were a girl Sasuke!" The other boy laughed, "Not that you aren't."
"Leave me alone!" Sasuke said in a girlish tone, "Do you think this outfit makes me look fat?"
"Yeah, and What's you're name?" The pink-haired girl asked, pointing to Tayuya, "I'm Sakura by the way, and this is Naruto, oh, and the girl is Sasuke."
"I am not a girl! Oh, Sakura, where did you get that nail polish?" Sasuke said, in her I mean his girlish voice.
"I'm Tayuya," Tayuya said," And, I'm kind of lost. I don't really know how to read a map either."
"Okay then, um where are you heading?" Sakura asked.
"To the one Kingdom, you know that one with the trees and stuff?" Tayuya said. Poor Tayuya could never remember what the name of her Kingdom was.
Suddenly, A certain silver haired guy came out a tree, and soon Tayuya realized it was the guy she had seen before.
"Oh hey, I remember you," Tayuya said, "You were the one guy right?"
"Um, can you like get like rid like of like them like for like me like like Kimi-chan?" Sasuke questioned.
"Your name is Kimi? That's a stupid name," Tayuya said, as Kimi-chan glared at Sasuke, and then Tayuya.
"No it's Kimimaro," Kimimaro said, as Tayuya said oh.
"Okay, so anyway, back to our other discussion. Where the hell am I?" Tayuya asked, "And how do I get to that ummm one Kingdom?"
"Who are you bitch?" Kimimaro asked.
"I'm Tayuya, and don't call me no bitch you shit head," Tayuya said, snapping her fingers, when Lil John came out of nowhere.
"Snap yo fingers!" Lil John sang.
"You can do it all by yo self let me see you do it," He sang again.
"HEY, HEY!" Everyone sang with him, "Let me see you do it!!"
Moving on
"So anyway, are you guys about to fight?" Tayuya asked.
"So wait, you're Orochimaru-Samma's new wife?" Kimi-chan asked.
"No, must be a different Tayuya," Tayuya said, trying to not look suspicious, but failed. But luckily, everyone was an idiot except for Kimimaro, and they didn't figure it out.
"I've never heard of any other Tayuyas before," Kimi-Chan said.
"Yeah, well I've never heard of any Kimi-Chans before, now Have I," Tayuya said to him.
"Shut up," Kimi-Chan said, glaring at Sasuke for calling him Kimi-Chan in the first place.
"Well, I heard that Princess Tayuya had red hair," Kimi-Chan said to her, knowing he was right.
"Well, I don't need other people to tell me that you're an asshole," She said, as Kimi-Chan started to give the I-HATE-YOU-I-HOPE-YOU-DIE-FROM-SASUKE'S-GIRLYNESS glare(A/N: Yes there is such thing).
"Okay guys, let's just fight," Sakura said, as she got out her Kunias, Naruto did a jutsu, and made about 789 copies of him self, Sasuke acvitated his Sharingan, and Kimi-Chan pulled a bone out of himself.
"Hey guys, can I fight too?" Tayuya asked.
"Sure why not. You can be on my side," Sakura told her, as Tayuya nodded, and got out a flute.
"What are you going to use that stupid flute for?" Kimi-Chan asked, mocking her.
"I'm going to kick your ass with it," Tayuya answered, as she started playing some notes. All of a sudden three dead-looking monster things came out of the ground. Everyone stared in aw, except for Kimi-Chan, who just glared the same glare from before.
"Awesome Tay-Chan," Sakura yelled, as Tayuya started flinching.
"Tay-chan?!?" Tayuya asked, really agrivated by that name.
"Yep, just like Sakura-San said, Tay-Chan," Kimi-Chan said, Smirking.
"Oh, you die now," Tayuya said, as she started playing more notes.
"What are going to do Tay-Chan?" Kimi-Chan mocked her, as a plastic Kunai hit him.
"What the hell?" Kimi-Chan asked, as Sakura, Naruto, and Tayuya laughed.
"Sorry about that, I threw it at the wrong person," Sasuke apologized to Kimi-Chan.
"Why Orochimaru keeps you around still makes me wonder." Kimi-Chan sighed.
"Because he wants Sasuke's body, he's gay, no denying it!" Naruto reasoned.
"I'm not gay and neither is Orochimaru-kun, I mean, samma."
"Sure." Sakura said and the fight continued.
Sakura hit Sasuke with a REAL kunai and he fell over. "My nail! You broke it!"
Sasuke was down, not that it mattered much.
Tayuya's monster-thingys began to attack Kimi-Chan. He dodged their attack, and cut one in half with his bone. Tayuya kept playing more notes, and the monster thingy- things kept attacking Kimi-Chan, and he kept slicing in half. Then, Tayuya started to play a different song. This one was putting the monsters back together.
"Damn, Tay-Chan, I guess you can actually fight, and here I thought that you were some weak little villager, Oh, wait you are," Kimi-Chan mocked, as she started radiating chakra from her body.
"Shut up you asshole," She yelled, as she played an illusion. He started grabbing his head, and fell to his knees.
"Gotcha," Tayuya said, laughing for a few minutes.
"No, I got you," Kimi-Chan said, as he punched her.
"What? How did you get out of my illusion?" Tayuya asked.
"It was pretty easy, including since it was such a weak person who placed the illusion on me," Kimi-Chan said, as she glared at him. Kimi-Chan began to punch her, but for some reason she couldn't block it. After about the 78th punch, she fell to the ground, bruised and bleeding.
"So, you aren't THAT weak," Kimi-Chan said, as he picked up her unconscious body bridal style.
Back to Naruto and Sakura
"HAHAHAHA!!!" Naruto laughed along with Sakura. They tied Sasuke up to a tree, and drew all over his face with permanent marker. Sakura was breaking all of Sasuke's nails.
"NOOO!!! I just got a French Manicure!!!" Sasuke yelled, as Naruto was video-taping the whole thing. Sasuke gave the camera the, I-HATE-YOU-AND-I-HOPE-YOU-DIE-FROM-MY-GIRLINESS glare. All of a sudden, Kimi-Chan came out from the trees, carrying Tayuya. Naruto and Sakura took the camera and started taping them. They kind of took the carrying the wrong way, and decided to play… MATCHMAKER!!!! Dun dun dun dun…. Dun dun dun dun…….
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