Deleted Bloopers you don't See on Fma Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I don't own Fma, but the Christmas song that I threw in here, I do own.. in a sense. My brother and I made it up a few years back. So enjoy!
Scene number 5:
"I hear a song coming on!!!!" Alphonse screamed out with joy.
"oh great." Edward smacked his hand to his head and rolled his eyes.
"Sledding down a hill,
Crashing into trees,
Opps I lost an Arm,
Damn I hurt my knees,
I think I heard a crack
Don't know if it's my back.
Our heads are spinning wildly,
I think I'll take a nap!
Oh! Jingle bel--"
Alphonse was quickly disposed of for singing the obnoxious song by some other force unforeseen by science.
"HEY!" Edward screamed. "I'M NOT THAT SMALL!! GRRRR!!!"
Scene Number 6
" wow.. it's almost new years isn't it?" said a benevolent Scar who didn't act so benevolent when out of character.
"yup.. it sure is…" Replied a bored Roy who continued to light fireworks on fire and watch them explode in the sky.
"Yup.." replied a just as bored Edward who began to make origami creatures for no particular reason at all.
"so.." Roy spoke up. " What is your new years uhh… revolution?...is that it?"
Edward shrugged.
"…"
"…."
"…"
"…"
"To destroy all state alchemist in real life or show!! MWHAHHAHAHHA!!!" Scar said running at Edward and Roy and blowing there brain out.
And the director was happy for the peace and quite. Than Scar killed the director. And there was much rejoicing with booze and nuts.
"…yyaaaayyyy….."
Scene number 7
(a/n: I know dosen't prefer this particular format, but I can't help it…-.-…)
Author: It's almost my birthday!!!
Everyone:-blank stares-…
Author:…-teary eyed-…waahhh?...
Alphonse: … like we care….
Prinny: yeah Dood!!
Author: GRRR!!! -throws Prinny at Fullmetal Alchemist cast and everything went boom! And the Author rejoiced and had a wonderful birthday.
"…yyaaaayyyy…."
(A/N: ignore that last part if you wish.. just something I threw in to fill up space. And it is almost my birthday… so yeah. ; )
((well done.. I guess… sorry if this was a little short and to my opinion, not as funny as the first, but whatever. Please Review!! ))