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Chapter 3
In the middle of a forest
"Damn that Tayuya for taking the map!" Sakon yelled in anger, as he blew up a tree.
"How did you blow up that tree?" Kidomaru asked.
"I don't know. I think it just happens when I'm really pissed off," Sakon said.
"Even if we did have the map, we still wouldn't know how to read it," Jiroubou said, knowing it was true.
"So, we could have at least asked people to read the map for us," A voice said.
"Sakon, is that your stupid talking puppet-doll thing?" Kidomaru asked.
"NO YOU IDIOTS! IT'S MY BROTHER!!!!" Sakon said, obviously pissed off.
"Yeah, you baka's," Yukon said, as he climbed off of Sakon's back.
"Thank you for the piggy-back ride Sakon," Yukon said, bowing down to his brother.
"Okay then, anyway, we need to find Tayuya and the map. More importantly the map, but if we happen to see her with the map, we'll take her to Ero-Sushi-Maru, or whatever that Snake-bastard's name is," Jiroubou said, as the others agreed with his plan. As they started walking, Sakon tripped.
"You're really clumsy, you know that," Yukon said, as Sakon got up.
"No, I tripped over a…. pacifier?" Sakon said, confused to death.
"Is that a pacifier? And what are those letters on it? I don't know how to read," Kidomaru questioned.
"Well, at least I can read books," Jiroubou said, as he picked up the pacifier, and read what it said on it.
"Property of Uchiha Sasuke," Jiroubou read.
"What. The. Hell." Yukon said. After a few minutes of staring at the pacifier, a smoke bomb appeared out of nowhere, and everyone started coughing.
"HA-HA-HA-HA-ACKACK-HA!" A voice said, as they all tried looking around to see who it was, and where they were.
"I am Jesse," A another voice said.
"And I am James," the other voice said.
"And together, we are… TEAM ROCKET!!!" James and Jesse yelled at the same time, as the smoke cleared up.
"Who the hell are you guys?" Kidomaru asked.
"Like we said, Jesse and James!!! Were part of Team Rocket!!!" They exclaimed, as a cat came out of nowhere.
"Hey, what about me? I'm Meowth!" The cat said, wanting attention.
"Whatever… anyway, were just going to go now," Jiroubou said, as him and the others started running from the maniacs.
"Not so fast!" Jesse exclaimed, as she threw a net over them, catching all of them.
"Were kidnapping you! Were going to give you to our boss!" James told them, as he picked up the net with the 4 idiots in it, and put them in the back of this big huge humor.
"Where the hell did you get a humor?" Sakon questioned.
"Ebay," Meowth plainly said.
"Oh, hi! Like, I like, Thought, like, that, Like, I, Like was, Like, The, like, only, like, person, like, getting, like, kidnapped, like like like," A voice said, that was in a net also, and was sitting right next to them.
"Oh, gosh, not you!" Yukon yelled, as he started hitting his head on the car.
"Hey what's wrong with this girl?" Kidomaru asked.
"She's…………………………………..JESSICA SIMPSON!!!! HOW COULD THERE BE NOTHING WRONG WITH HER?!?!!?" Yukon yelled, hitting his head harder on the car.
"Crap, it is isn't it," Sakon said, as he started hitting his head on Yukons, thinking he was hitting the car window.
"That hurts you know," Yukon said to Sakon.
"I know that hitting your head on a car window hurts, but we must get out of here!!!" Sakon yelled.
"No, I mean your Hitting your head on mine!!!" Yukon yelled, punching Sakon, who hit Jessica Simpson.
"Wait, why are you here anyway?" Kidomaru asked, trying not to get her autograph. If everyone figured out he like Jessica Simpson, everyone would think he was just plain stupid, which they already thought about him.
"Oh, like, I, like, got, like, captured, like, when, I, was, like, walking, through, like, the, like, forest, like, like," Jessica said, as she recalled a flashback.
FlashBack
Jessica and Nick were walking on the beach, the same beach where they were kicked out for scaring away the costumers, but they didn't know why, so they just continued to go there, and they dressed up as yu-gi-oh characters, and Jessica dressed up as Serenity, and Nick dressed up as Kiba. They couldn't believe the people actually bought there disguises.
"Hey, like, Nick, like, don't you, like, love, like, Christmas?" Jessica asked.
"Ew! No I hate Christmas! Easter rocks! I'm even the Easter Bunny! So HA!" Nick said to her, laughing at her.
"Shut up! Like, I'm, like, Santa Clause, so like diss, like like," Jessica said. It was true. She was Santa Clause, and Nick was the Easter Bunny. Lately they had gotten into a lot of fights, because Ashley was the pumpkin King, and she kept putting Christmas decorations over Nicks Easter decorations.
"Yeah, well Easter rocks!" Nick yelled at her!
"No Christmas rocks!" Jessica yelled.
"Yeah, well Easter rocks!" Nick yelled at her!
"No Christmas rocks!" Jessica yelled.
"Yeah, well Easter rocks!" Nick yelled at her!
"No Christmas rocks!" Jessica yelled.
"Yeah, well Easter rocks!" Nick yelled at her!
"No Christmas rocks!" Jessica yelled.
"I WANT A DIVORCE!" Nick yelled, as he ran away.
"WHAT????!!!???!?!!!?!?!?!??" Jessica yelled, as she started crying and walking away from the beach, but what she didn't know, was that she was crying so hard, that she didn't notice that she walked all the way over to Japan from Hawaii, into a forest.
"Oh why! Why couldn't Aaron Carter or Jesse McFartney stay with me!?!" Jessica yelled to the sky as lightning struck her, and she fainted. Team Rocket put a net over her, and carried her to the humor, so they could give her to the boss.
End Flashback
"So that's what like happened, like, like," Jessica told them, as she started crying.
"That's…. really stupid," Kidomaru said, as Jessica punched him in the head, and he blacked out.
"I know how to get out of here guys!" Jiroubou whispered so that Sakon, Yukon, and Jessica could hear (remember, Kidomaru is still blacked out).
"Okay, this is how we get out…." Jiroubou whispered again.
"Good plan!" Sakon yelled.
"What are you kids talking about back there?" James asked.
"Nothing!" They all screamed at him, making him faint from the loud voices. It was that loud.
"Shut up!" Jesse Screamed at them, as Sakon and Yukon cut there way out of the net, and jumped out the door, holding Kidomaru. Jiroubou finally got out of there, with Jessica following him.
"YAY! We, like, got, like, out, like like!" Jessica yelled in happiness.
"To bad you couldn't have staying in the car," Yukon mumbled, but Jessica heard him.
"YOUR GOING DOWN!!! NO PRENSENTS FOR YOU THIS YEAR!" Jessica yelled, as everyone sweat dropped.
"Can I still have that Chain Saw I told you about in my letter?" Yukon asked, as everyone stared at him.
"What? I might still believe in Santa just a little bit," Yukon said, defensively.
"Okay, then, um anyway, we have to go, bye, bye!" Kidomaru told her, waving at her, as she whistled. All of a sudden, 6 reindeer ran over Jessica.
"Ouch, like, you, like, were, like, supposed, to like, land, like over there, not like on top of me, like," Jessica said, as the reindeer laughed at her.
Somewhere Away from Jessica
"We finally escaped the evil girl! Mission accomplished!" Sakon yelled," Though I don't know why you still believe in Santa Clause."
"Shut up!" Yukon yelled, as they walked into the sunset, and melted. Just kidding, but not really.
End Chapter 3
DD- Before you guys ask, they didn't really melt. They can't die…yet. Just kidding. I don't think I'll kill them, but you never know!!!! laughs manically
EE- In other words, she's not going to kill them.
Gaara- I'll hate you if you don't review, and ill give cookies to those who do review
EE- I told you you baked!
Gaara- Of course I don't!
DD- Sureeeeeee, well, please review!!!