Fullmetal Alchemist Bloopers and Behind the Scenes,…Scenes.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist….Sorry guys, it just isn't possible for someone writing these to own anything.. –sighs-

Scene 8::Drastic Measures taken to lightly

Everyone was quiet on the set as they got ready for an important scene. It was the scene in which Ed and Al find Nina as a transformed Chimera.

Ed held Tucker by his collar.

Ed: You sick basterd! How could you do this to your own daughter!!

Throwing his fist back to punch him once again with the metallic arm prop, he got ready for the line Al was to perform.

Alphonse: Ed don't!!

Al said as he grabbed Edward's arm.

Edward: Al this…man…..uh…….

Alphonse:..huh?...

Edward:…..

Unsure of how to act in such an odd scene, Edward decided to wing it.

Edward: Alphonse!! Your body!! It's Back!!! How!!???...

Alphonse with body back:…..

Director: …. SHIT!! You Idiots You put the wrong Alphonse out!! This is still supposed to be the tin can's theme!!! Not this boy's!!

Alphonse suite or armor: T-T-Tin Can?!? –Gets depressed-

Scene 9:The Other Brother Elric's Part 2 Episode Parody

Edward stood ready to fight, before the fraud Russell claiming to be him.

"I don't like mysteries, and this is one I'm going to get to the bottom of."

Russell snorted and began to quickly run towards Ed.

They fought for long exchanging snide remarks towards one another until one finally got to Edward's nerves.

"It would be good practice for fighting someone shorter than myself." Russell said making an error he would regret.

Edward twitched. Even though he only acted the part of Edward Elric, short jokes still got to him.

"you really really should not have said that."

Russell smirked "oh and why is that?"

" because…. I WILL KILL YOU!!!!"

He began running towards Russell in blind rage not carrying if he was just playing the part of the character or not. I mean after all, they could always find another person to play Russell.

Russell ran at too him only because he did not know what to do and he forgot his lines.

Ed Attacked.

"HHHHHHHHAAAYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH-………….?"

With one small kick Russell had tripped over Edward's leg and went flying into the opposite side of the room. Edward turned around in time to see what Russell really was as he heard two loud thumps.

Two small midgets crawled out of a suite that had once been Russell.

Russell Midget: OH SHIT!! WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE FRED!!THERE ON TO US!!

Fred Midget: RIGHT BEHIND YOOUUU!!!

Ed: ……… ……… ………… ………… ………. –dumbfounded-

Scene 10: Greed's Prank

"Hey guys!! Guys!!" Greed called out to Lust, Roy, and Edward who had currently been walking by.

"Hey guys!! Want to see something funny?" He called again.

Lust, Roy, and Edward looked at him and shrugged walking over to him anyway.

"Sure.. what now huh?" Roy asked looking bored.

Greed grinned enthusiastically as he stood next to a porter potty.

"Watch this."

With one kick he knocked the porter potty over and with a loud slush and a scream from someone inside it fell over.

Roy smirked, Ed Bawled laughing and Lust sighed not finding the tipping very funny.

Until…

A crying and sniveling and covered in…shit, Envy crawled out of the tipped porter potties door. A river of …well you know… came flowing out as he opened the door.

Greed was dying of laughter, Roy began to laugh his head off, Edward died, and Lust ACTUALLY began to laugh.

Envy looked up at the four, tears in his eyes as he got up and ran away sobbing.

"NOBODY LIKE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

Scene 11: Scene #4 Part 2

"WHAT STUFF GUYS?!!? IO REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT!!!"

Envy was now at gun point from all the other characters.

"GIVE IT UP PINETREE!!" Greed growled holding the large revolver to Envy's head.

"You know that hurts my feelings when you say that Greed!!" Envy sniffled.

Fed up with Greed's pointless force Lust decided to use her own weapon.

Greed and Gluttony and even Envy stared paranoid and amazed as they watched what she had.

Lust, taking out the most potent weapon of all to men and boys smiled.

"HERE BOYS!!" she taunted loudly waving them in the air.

Greed, Gluttony, and Envy only stared.

"C'mon and get em'! There freshly baked and ready to serve."

She moved closer to them.

They only stared.

"Lust…uh…. . ……" Greed began but than his words trailed off.

"have some… its not too hot…."

Envy died.

Gluttony ran off scared.

Greed stared.

"Uhh…."

"What's the matter big boy?"

"….uh….."

"Have some…."

"…"

"WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Greed died. Lust laughed.

"AHHAHAHA!! What did you think I….hahaha… meant!! Hahaha!!!...hahaha…haha….ha…..Greed?...uh.. GRRREEEEEDDDDDD?..."

Sees Greed dead.

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Walks away.

Scene: It's St. Patrick's DAY!!!

Edward sat in his trailer. With his extra time, he was finally able to try on his leprechaun suit he had ready for the occasion of his next show he would be doing. He finally had the suit on and had temporarily died his hair orange when he looked in the mirror. He was pleased to see that he might get the part in the show with his costume.

Not expecting anyone to enter without knocking he froze and stared as Winry, Roy, And Riza came through the door… and stared.

"What are you doing?"

"….."

Slowly they closed the door after seeing the only answer they would get was his stare. Their minds wandered off thinking, "leprechaun fetish" or" I wonder where his pot of gold is..." as they left.

(A/N): Wow,.. I've lost my touch. –sighs- oh well. I hope you at least enjoyed some of this. The porter potty tipping one is based off a true story sadly. XD Ah well please review!! Oh and Happy St. Patrick's DAY!!!!