EE-yo this is like, CHAPTER 4!!!!!
DD- that's the 4-1-1! cracks up laughing
Gaara- more like on crack
DD- SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Gaara- Got to go! Runs away from DD
EE- Admitting it is the first step to quiting
DD- yeah, except im not on crack
EE- we know, anyway, here's the story!
Chapter 4(1-1)
Orochimaru's castle
"Where is Princess Tayuya??? I have to get married to her quick, so people will stop thinking I'm gay for Sasuke," Orochimaru said.
"Yeah, but you are," Kabuto said, filled with jealously for Sasuke.
"So, I can't let people know that, they won't take me seriously," Orochimaru reasoned.
"Yeah, but they don't take you seriously now," Kabuto truthfully said to Orochimaru.
"That's because they think I'm gay!" Orochimaru yelled.
"But, you are," kabuto said again.
"Shut up, or I'll kill you!!!" Orochimaru exclaimed to Kabuto, "And by the way, where is Sasuke-kun?"
With Sasu-gay, I mean Sasuke
"Hey guys, like, I like, have this, like, feeling, that I'm supposed, like, to be at, like, Orochimaru's place," Sasuke said, feeling de-ja-vu. Unfortunately for Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto were to busy laughing at the footage that they got yesterday.
Back With Orochimaru
"You know what, I can't think of him right now, I got to get Tayuya so that people won't know that I'm gay! Send a messenger to the one Kingdom, you know that one with the trees and stuff," Orochimaru said, trying to remember the name of Tayuya's kingdom.
"Or you could just call them on your cell phone, since we don't have any more messengers because Sasuke's at the mall, and we don't know where Kimimaro is, plus all the other ones are dead," Kabuto replied.
"Oh, Okay," Orochimaru said happily, pulling out his pink razer phone, with jem stones on it, along with a picture of Sasuke cut into a heart shape.
"Yeah, Tayuya isn't here… yeah well….. but!... You try to find her!...But, but, I'll be missing Desperate housewives then!... fine I'll tell you what happens in the new episode, bye bye," Orochimaru told the king, and hung up.
The one Kingdom, you know that one with the trees and stuff
"Dang it, I can't believe I'm going to miss Desperate housewives, just to find my stupid daughter, Tea," the King said obviously mad.
"Um, sir, it's Tayuya, not Tea," A knight said.
"Yeah, her," The King remembered, as he picked up his phone again, which was decorated with Desperate Housewives, and other soap Operas, and called Tsunade.
"Hi…yeah, my daughter, Tea, is supposed to be getting married, but she's kind of missing… I know it's sad that I'm missing desperate Housewives, but can send some ninjas?...THANK YOU!!!!!...Oh, rub it in that your seeing Desperate Housewives and I'm not, and just because I'm King doesn't mean that I have a tape to record that show!... Okay, bye bye," The King sighed," She's such a bitch."
In Konoha Kingdom
"Okay, Shizune, call in the Sand Dude Gaara, his two siblings, the weird eye guy, and his cousin, and that one girl, Ten Ten," Tsunade ordered.
"Hai Tsunade, right after I watch Hero's," Shizune said, running back to her TV.
"HERO'S STARTS IN 5 MINUTES! YOU CAN STILL TELL EVERYONE!!!" Tsunade screamed after her, but it was too late. The show decided to start 5 minutes early.
"Crap it," Tsunade said to her self, "I guess I'm going to have to go get everyone then, but if I get done in time, I can still catch the end of Hero's, and then watch Lost on ABC!!!"
That night, Tsunade randomly, ran to peoples houses, trying to figure out which house everyone lived in, and by the time she was done, she missed Hero's and Lost.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!" Tsunade cried out to the sky.
The one Kingdom, you know that one with the trees and stuff
At about 2:95 A.M. in the morning, 6 people showed up, obviously very angered, because Temari had lectured Gaara the WHOLE time about the 'Correct way' to apply Eyeliner.
"So this is how we put eyeliner on," Temari said, about to say something else, when Gaara stopped her.
"Shut up Temari, Or I'll send the firey depths of heaven! I mean Hell!" Gaara yelled at her. Gaara had a few problems with his words, and always mixed them up.
"And this is how you put lipstick on by the way Gaara," Kankuro told Gaara, as Gaara punched him.
"My music, I mean, my make up expresses me, not you guys!!!! I mean, did I just say that out loud?" Gaara asked himself, and he mentally slapped him self.
"Yo, foos," Neji said, "We need to see the King."
So they all went into the castle, but the King was so engrossed in Lost, that they decided to just go. They knew the mission anyway.
With Tay-Chan and them
Tayuya awoke from being unconscious, and looked at her surroundings, the moon was out, and a fire was lit, and Sasuke and Sakura were playing hand games, when she realized… SHE LOST TO KIMI-CHAN!!!!
"Fuck!" Tayuya cussed, as everyone looked at her.
"What's wrong?" Naruto asked, while loudly slurping his ramen noodles.
"I lost to that damn girl over there!" Tayuya exclaimed.
"You mean Sasuke?" Sakura questioned.
"No Ki-" Tayuya started, but got interrupted.
"Naruto?" Sakura asked again.
"NOOO!!! KIMI-CHAN!!!!" Tayuya screamed, as every animal and bug in the forest heard her.
"Wow….you screamed really loud, you could go to the Olympic screaming contest," Kimi-Chan told Tayuya, as she got up, and was ready to fight, when Sakura spoke up.
"How about we play the 'Who has the Worst Life' game?" Sakura said, as everyone nodded.
"How do we play?" Naruto asked, stupidly.
"Baka, you tell everyone how bad your life is, or what's bad in it, and we'll all vote, and see which is the worst," Sakura explained.
"Okay," Naruto said, "Sounds fun."
The all sat in a circle, and put on their fake Yu-Gi-Oh hair.
They were ready.
"Kimi-Chan you go first," Sakura said.
"Okay, my family is dead, and I work for Orochimaru and Kabuto, and I have to watch them flirt with each other every single day," Kimi-Chan groaned.
"That is pretty bad," Sakura said, about to cry.
"Yeah, well, My life is worse, My mom is Dead, and my Dad is obsessed with Desperate Housewives, Heros, and Lost, oh, and let's not forget that I have to hang out with 3 idiots named Sakon, Kidomaru, and Jiroubou, not to mention Sakon's brother Yukon, who likes piggy-back rides a lot," Tayuya told them, thinking hers was the worst.
"That's even worse then Kimi-Chan's!" Naruto yelled.
"I have to do missions with Sasuke every single freaking day!!! Plus, I don't have a boy-friend, and Ino does! I mean, who the heck would want to date her!!?!?!?" Sakura yelled.
"Um, yeah, that's great Sakura," Naruto said.
"Yeah, well, like, mine is wayyyy worse. Like, Sakura and Naruto, are like, always trying to break my nails, like! Plus, like, the mall decided to, like, close on like, Saturday!!!!!!!" Sasuke yelled, and began to cry.
"No one cares, Sasuke," Kimi-Chan said.
"Okay, my turn, I got kissed by Sasuke one time," Naruto said.
"You win!" everyone said except for Sasuke, who was still crying.
Tayuya was in her sleeping bag, and couldn't sleep. Everyone looked asleep, so she got up, and walked to the river, making sure she didn't wake anyone up. But what she didn't know, was that Kimimaro was right behind her.
"What are you doing out here?" Kimi-Chan asked, as Tayuya jumped.
"What are you doing here?" She asked him.
"I was having nightmares about Sasuke, Orochimaru, and Kabuto," He responded.
"Oh, I knew that, I just can't go to sleep," Tayuya told him. It was an awkward silence, so she wanted to break it.
"So um, when did you start working for Orochimaru?" Tayuya asked, very randomly.
"About 9, when I was about to kill a flower," Kimi-Chan answered.
"Um, Okay," Tayuya said to him. Even though it was an odd start, they started to talk. A few hours later, they were still talking. Tayuya thought that he seemed like the right guy to tell that she was a princess, but she didn't trust him.
"This is kind of random but, are you…Princess Tayuya?" Kimi-Chan asked, as Tayuya looked shocked.
"N-n-no, why would you think that?" Tayuya said, as he looked at her suspiciously, "But even if I was a princess, which I'm not, I hope you understand that I would NOT want to marry Orochimaru."
"Yeah, I see your point. He's gay for Sas-Gay, I mean, Sasuke," Kimi-Chan said, as his face leaned into hers.
Up above a tree, Sakura and Naruto were taping the whole thing, and just when Kimi-Chan and Tayuya were about to kiss, they heard a voice.
"Yo FOOS! Were looking for a Princess Tayuya," a gangsta looking guy with white eyes said. Tayuya and Kimi-Chan instantly broke apart, and blushed.
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Sakura and Naruto screamed as they fell out of the tree.
"Neji, why did you do that?!?!?!" Sakura yelled at Neji, and whacked him over his do-rag.
"Wait, you guys were there the whole time?" Kimi-Chan asked, very pissed off.
"Yep, I mean NO!" Naruto exclaimed, as Kimi-Chan pulled out a bat from out of nowhere, and started chasing him. Tayuya was still in shock.
"Oh, yeah, by the way, have you guys seen a princess Tayuya?" Gaara asked, as Tayuya came out of shock.
"P-p-princess Tayuya? I don't see a Princess Tayuya!" Tayuya said, looking around, uneasily.
"TAYUYA!!!! THERE YOU ARE!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH??!?!?! FIRST, WHEN YOU HUNG US FROM THAT CLIFF, WE HAD TO RESCUED BY A GUY IN A SPANDEX SUIT, THEN WE TRIPPED SOME PACIFIER, THAT BELONGS TO A GIRL NAMED SASUKE, THEN WE GOT KIDNAPPED BY TEAM ROCKET, AND HAD TO WORK WITH JESSICA SIMPSON TO ESCAPE!!!!! AND NOW WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE SNAKE-BASTARD!!!" Sakon yelled, as he ran out of the bushes, along with the other three idiots.
"YOU JACK ASS!!!! WHY DID YOU JUST SCREAM THAT!!!!?!?!?!?" Tayuya shouted, as her and Sakon had a screaming contest.
"I knew it! You are a Princess!" Kimi-Chan pointed, as she gave him the I-HATE-YOU-I-HOPE-YOU-DIE-FROM-SASUKE'S-GIRLYNESS glare.
"Shut up! Like I said, who the heck would want to marry Orochimaru, who is probably 70 years older than me too, and He's gay for Sas-Gay!!!!" Tayuya screamed.
"Okay, well, let's just take you to Orochimaru," A voice said.
"Um, who are you?" Sakura asked.
"I'm Uchiha Itachi, and these are my friends Deidara, Sasori, and Kisame, and this is some girl who followed us, named Riku," Itachi said.
"Okay then, wait, aren't you guys S-Class Criminals?!?!?!" Sakura questioned.
"Yeah, but that one King guy hired us, because were gangsta's and we could rap the Desperate Housewives theme song," Deidara answered.
"Oh, Okay, then," Naruto, Sakura, and Everyone else said.
"Your gangsta's too? Can I join?" Neji asked.
"Well, you have the outfit right, let's test your rapping skills," Sasori told him.
"Okay then,
"I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one whose tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch to BAPE
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy"
"Ooh lemme slow it down for ya so you can catch the flow
Screw it up make it go extra slow
Real girls get down on the flo (on the flo get down, on the flo)
Ooh i gave you a taste you want some more
Touch down on it like a pro
I ride the beat like a bicycle, icy cold
Ooh from the 6-4 hoppers up in crenshaw
The money makin playas up in harlem
Don't want no problem
We gon keep it bumpin while the 808 is jumpin "
"Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill"
"I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one whose tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch to BAPE
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy "
"Ooh (i bet i bet i bet) i bet cha neva heard it like this before (this before)
My baby be closin' them phantom doors
The bar poppin list that you can't afford (can't afford)
Ooh i'm drinkin blastin the crowds it's all smokin
All the while i'm all open
Me and my girls we stay fly and we love to stay high
Ooh from the 6-4 hoppers up in crenshaw
To the money makin playas up in harlem
Don't want no problems
We gon keep it bumpin while the 808 is jumpin"
"Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill "
"I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right i'm the one whose tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch ya'll love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stakes
I told young stunna he should switch to BAPE
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy "
"It's bout time that she get with me
Can't stop starin, she's fine and she's pretty
Damn girl, don't hurt em
If niggas don't fight back, you gon' work 'em
Put your mack down, i know your background
What chu want girl, you gettin mad now
That's how you do it, huh?
Well i'm the coolest one
If bad bitches in the back bring em to the front
(Be-itch) Tell that man you's a boss bitch
Make some noise, raise your hand if you's a boss bitch
I don't think he understand you's a boss bitch
Get some help if you can cause he lost it
Ain't no refunds, she spent the cash mayne
In your benz with her friends in the fast lane
Flossin, you say "how much it cost me?"
About a million dollars playa, she's bossy "
"I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right i'm the one whose tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch to BAPE
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy "
"Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... " Neji rapped, as everyone applauded.
"Okay, your in kid," Itachi said, as everyone cheered.
"Yeah! Foe Shizzle," Neji yelled, as he jumped in the air, and made rap signs.
"You know that real rappers don't say Foe Shizzle right?" Kisame questioned.
"Of course, I'm from the Ghetto you know. I'm a Gangsta, a straight up G," Neji said, looking as cool as he could.
"You weren't from the ghetto, we lived in a big, huge mansion in Konoha Kingdom," Hinata said.
"Shut up Hinata!" Neji yelled, trying not to break his cool streak, "I bust your ass foo!"
Hinata Shook her head, and walked away, with Naruto right behind her.
"Okay, well, let's go to Orochimaru's now," Itachi said.
"But it's 2 in the morning, dammit!!!" Tayuya protested.
"Fine we'll leave at 8:95 A.M.," Itachi responded, as everyone got their sleeping bags out, and started to sleep, except for a certain someone.
Tayuya had packed up all her things, quietly, and ran away, again. She ran for about and hour, when by a near-by volcano, where a blond haired girl was about to throw a Pineapple haired kid in it.
"Ino please stop! I didn't mean to do it! I'm Sorry!!!!!!!" The pineapple dude yelled.
"Hey girl, what are you doing to that guy?" Tayuya asked the girl.
"Oh, hi," Ino said happily, as she dropped the pineapple dude into the volcano, who only survived because he grabbed a branch growing out of the side.
"Choji, help me!" He yelled, as another guy with an underwear headband on walked up to him, and threw a rope, so that pineapple dude could climb up.
"I didn't think they made underwear forehead protectors," Tayuya said, making the guy very mad.
"It's not underwear!!! It's a regular headband!" Choji yelled fiercely.
"Oh, sorry," Tayuya said.
"Just ignore them," Ino said, "by the way, I'm Ino, and this is Shikamaru and Choji!!!"
"Um, nice to meet you I guess," Tayuya said to her.
"Oh by the way, I have a tip for you," Shikamaru whispered to Tayuya, "Never say the 'F' word around Choji."
"You mean Fuck?" Tayuya asked.
"No, Fat," Shikamaru whispered.
"Why can't I say fat?" Tayuya said, a little too loud.
"DON'T CALL ME FAT!!!!!!!!!" Choji yelled, fire in his eyes. He picked Tayuya up ran to the top of the Volcano, and threw her in it.
"SHIT!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!" Tayuya screamed, falling in the volcano. She then closed her eyes, knowing she was doomed.
DD- How did you like it?
EE- yeah?
DD- that was the 6-1-1!
Neji- 4-1-1 idiot
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