Fullmetal Alchemist Bloopers Part 4
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Sorry I haven't written in a while. I don't normally do until winter early fall. –shrugs- I let the seasons do the writing for me. Please R&R!!
Scar - ENCOUNTER
Scar stood in the middle of the alley way staring down his opponent, Edward Elric.
"You are a State Alchemist…." He spoke his eyes glaring behind his sun glasses.
"Yeah, what's it to you?" Edward stood confronting his enemy.
"State Alchemist's ruined my life… you shall die!" Scar ran at Edward grabbing his arm.
Edward braced himself.
"I shall start with your arm. Allow me to destroy It." and with Scar's own alchemy skills he destroyed Edward's arm with a series of combustion.
"…."
"…..:"
" OH BEEP Son of a BEEP you Fricken BEEP BEEP!!!!!! That's my real BEEPIN arm!!! We don't have real BEEPIN prosthetics on this show!!! They just look real!! You BEEP!!"
While continuously yelling Edward fell over his arm socket bleeding all over the set and staining the beautiful table cloth that kept the cameras from sliding.
Camera Men: throw up all over the place BLLLAAAUUURRGGGHHH!!!
Director: ….. Slaps hand to forehead
KAWAII
Roy, Riza and Winry, who didn't have parts in the particular episode being shot sat around bored.
Roy yawned half to annoy Riza and Winry and Half because he needed to.
The two girls stared at him.
"You know…" Roy began to speak, but just as soon as he started a girl driving a yellow vespa and wielding an electric guitar suddenly blew through the wall at random. With one great swing of her great guitar and the rev of the vespa she knocked the guitar across Roy's head letting the sound reverberate around the room.
Roy helplessly flung backwards crashing through the wall as Riza and Winry watched in awe.
KLANK CRASH BOOM
The girl disappeared and Riza and Winry were left looking through a few crashed through walls only to end up starring at a Roy with kitty ears.
"…"
"…"
Both girls suddenly screamed.
"KWWWAAAAIIIII!!!!"
And attacked the helpless Roy.
Operation Mole Hole
"This is it" Edward exclaimed. "We should be under the center of the house now"
"Are you sure brother?" a very nervous Alphonse questioned.
"No.. but we have to come out somewhere."
With one swift movement of alchemy Edward and Alphonse now stood in a shaft and looked into a canal.
"What is this stuff?" Alphonse asked staring at the strange red water that ran in the canal.
"I don't know. I- .. Cough Cough OH I'm DYING!!! Cough Cough OH THIS IS THE END!!! HELP MEEE!! I'm MELTING!!!" Edward spoke.
Alphonse stared at him.
"Uhh Ed you said your line too…"
"GOOD BYE CRUEL WOLRD!!! I WILL ALWAYS LEAVE MY ESSENCE WITH YOU!! Cough Cough!!"
"Uh….Ed.. you said your line too.."
"NUUU!! YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!"
"….."
"IN MY WILL!!! TELL BRAD PIT HE'S CREEPY!!!"
"…"
"AND TELL GEORGE W. BUSH THAT HE IS CORRUPTING THE WORLD WITH EVIL!!!!"
"…"
" AND TELL MY MOTHER I LOVE HER!! AND THAT FRED CAN HAVE MY STEREO!! AND THAT BOB CAN HAVE MY TV!!! AND WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS ED ANYWAY?!?! AND TELL MY GOLDFISH THAT I'LL MISS THEM!! AND-"
"EDWARD!!!!"
"…what?"
"Aren't you over doing it a little too much?"
"…over doing what?"
"…." Al than punched a salami through Edward's head and threw him into the red water canal.
"HEY!!! That was our last Ed! Now you go fish him out!!!" The director yelled at the big tin can.
With that Alphonse grumbled as he fished out his brother.
Depress- Ed
Edward sat in the corner very depressed.
Alphonse noticed this and walked over to see what was the matter.
"Brother what's wrong?"
"How many times do I have to tell you idiot! Your not my brother when were not in character… and anyway even if I told you, you would never understand."
"Don't say that brother, I can still help."
Edward sighed both in annoyance and the fact that he had no energy to deal with the annoyance.
"Alright, well you see Roy has been getting all the attention of all the girls and I don't understand why!! I mean I'm the main character!! I should be the one getting all the attention!!"
"…" Alphonse thought for a moment not really knowing why until he saw Roy's Kitty ears.
" I mean I still have your support right Al? … Al?" Edward turned around to see the big tin can hugging Roy to death and nuzzling his cat ears.
"Great…. Well I hope he crushes him to death.." Edward muttered and continuing his depression.
FRUIT PUNCH
Touching the wall Russell pulled out a hose transmuted to come from the red water canal.
"Red water from the tap, with this even if your doused with it you'll be more than unconscious." Said Russell cockily.
"Bring it on!!" Edward said transforming his arm into a giant metallic umbrella.
The red water flew in all direction as it ricocheted off of the umbrella. Unfortunately some had fallen to the ground and Edward did the unimaginable thing and tripped falling backwards and into the red water.
Everyone gasped.
Edward sat in the small puddle of red water looking quite pleased as he spoon-fed himself the believed to be toxic liquid.
"You guys gotta try this!! I mean seriously!!!"
Alphonse, Russell, and Fletcher stared blankly in horror at Edward.
"Your still alive?..." Russell said breathless.
The other two questioned silently.
"What are you guys talking about? Its fruit punch!!!"
Everyone relaxed except for Russell, who was still confused. Edward stood up and sat in a fancy leather chair with a note pad and pen and ordered Russell to sit on the couch nearby.
"And you know that philosopher stone you have? It's really rock candy that the director found under the couch your sitting on. I mean it's so jagged, it's not a stone. Stone's are smooth. And you know the father image you're supposed to be fighting for? He's gay. And you know your brother Fletcher? He's not real. And you really want to know why your mother left you? And-"
8 Hours later
At this point everyone had cleared the set and gone home for the night except for Russell and Edward who continued to give counseling and revealing the truth. Russell would never be the same again.