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Chapter 5

Last Time:

"Um, nice to meet you I guess," Tayuya said to her.

"Oh by the way, I have a tip for you," Shikamaru whispered to Tayuya, "Never say the 'F' word around Choji."

"You mean Fuck?" Tayuya asked.

"No, Fat," Shikamaru whispered.

"Why can't I say fat?" Tayuya said, a little too loud.

"DON'T CALL ME FAT!!!!!!!!!" Choji yelled, fire in his eyes. He picked Tayuya up ran to the top of the Volcano, and threw her in it.

"SHIT!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!" Tayuya screamed, falling in the volcano. She then closed her eyes, knowing she was doomed.

This Time:

Tayuya, who was now done screaming, felt something grab her wrist, and pulled her up. She was saved, well, for now anyway. Tayuya still had her eyes closed, so she didn't know who her knight in shining Armor was at the moment. As she came back up from the volcano, she fell on her Knight. She then opened her eyes, and found her knight to be… Kimimaro, and not only that, but… she was kissing him.

"AH!" She wanted to scream, but it felt so right. She noticed he didn't stop either, but they finally let go for air, and blushed. They then got up, and Kimimaro ran around, screaming, "COOTIES!!!"

"I CAN'T WAIT TO DOWNLOAD THIS TO A TAPE!!!!" Naruto screamed, forgetting Kimimaro and Tayuya were right underneath the tree.

"YOU WERE TAPING IT?!?!?!!? YOU BASTARD!!!!" Tayuya screamed, trying to climb up the tree.

"Not only that, but this is a LIVE- TV camera! Anything you want to say to the public?" Sakura asked, smirking.

"Only one thing. ASSHOLES!!! FUCK YOU!!!" Tayuya screamed at the camera, punching it, and making cracks in it.

Meanwhile in the Kingdom with the trees and stuff

"TEA!!!!!!!!!" the King screamed in anger, throwing one of his Desperate Housewives tapes. He then picked it up and started petting his tape and saying sorry over and over again.

"Oh well, Desperate Housewives is on anyway," The King said, not really caring about 'Tea'.

Meanwhile in Orochimaru's Barbie Mansion

"NOOO!!!!! I NEED THAT GIRL TEA SO PEOPLE WILL STOP THINKING I'M GAY!!!!" Orochimaru screamed furiously, as Kabuto tried to calm him down.

"But you are gay," Kabuto said.

"SHUT UP!!!!" Orochimaru screamed again, "I need her so the other Kings and Queens will stop making fun of me!!! I have feelings too, you know!" Orochimaru started to cry.

"There, There, you can spend the night with me," Kabuto beamed, hoping Orochimaru would agree, and they could spend some 'Alone' time together.

"If Sasuke's there!" Orochimaru said, as Kabuto sweat dropped, and mentally cried.

Back to the peoples and Foos

"You broke our camera!" Sakura cried.

"Do you know how much this cost?"

"I don't give a shit, you Mo Fo's!!!!!" Tayuya screamed.

"What does 'Mo Fo' mean?" Sasuke asked, as everyone stared at him with shockness.

"You're kidding right? You don't know what Mo Fo means?" Naruto asked him.

"Nope! Does it mean Mother Food?" Sasuke asked.

"Sure, we'll go with that Sasugay," Sakura said, as they all shook their heads at the poor gay kid.

"Okay, HOLY CRUD-FIZZLE!!!!" Sasuke screamed, as he barely dodged a kunai (hey people, I want him dead, but I have to make fun of him first don't I?") coming straight at him.

"Sorry I meant to hit you," Itachi said nonchalantly.

"You're supposed to love me!" Sasuke cried to him.

"Why would I love you? You lack hatred," Itachi said.

"He lacks more than that," Sakura said, as they all nodded their heads in agreement.

"Well, at least I don't lack, pink hair! DIIIISSSSS!" Sasuke said.

"Sasuke, you don't have pink hair," Ino said.

"Yes I do! SHUT UP!" Sasuke screamed, taking out a pink Crayola crayon.

"Okay then, weeeeelll, anyways how bout we try to get Tayuya back to Orochimaru," Tenten said, as Tayuya's eyes widened.

"Fuck no!" Tayuya screamed, "HAVE A HEART!!"

"Sorry, but we have no hearts. We're like heartless from kingdom hearts. Or maybe were nobody's. I'll figure that out one day… Deidara, Let's go figure out the meaning of life!" Itachi said, as the two ran off, with Riku following them.

"Okay then, well, anyway maybe we shouldn't take her back, considering that this Orochimaru were talking about. He would probably ask her, once they were married, to get him some gay sex toys or something," Tenten said, as they all started to think.

Thoughts

Tenten- I'm so right!

Neji- I'm so gangsta It's not even funny

Naruto- Ramen, Ramen, Ramen

Tayuya- I think I could commit suicide with this lollipop


Sakura- Is my hair really pink?

Sasuke- What's Sakura talking about? My hair is so totally pink

Kimimaro- I don't know why Sasuke thinks his hair is pink… unless… HE'S COLORBLIND!!!! That could explain everything!!!!! Though I have to wonder, maybe I'm colorblind too, because how's my hair white? I mean, come on, you don't get white hair unless you're old! Wait, am I old?????? AHHHHH!!!!!!

Ino- Is my hair really blond, and I think Sasuke's hair is pink… I knew it! He's my true-love!

Shikamaru- I don't even think Ino knows that she's blond

Choji- Maybe I am fat… Na, that can't be right

Kisame- I'm craving some shark. Everyone thinks I'm a vegetarian, but they were wrong, THEY WERE ALL WRONG!!!!!! MWA-HA-HA-ACKACK!!!

Kidomaru- Ew, I saw a spider! Kill it!

Jiroubou- I'm so skinny! I've been working out a lot. Woo I'm skinny!

Sakon- I really need to go to Sephora

Ukon- Me too!

Sasori- Why am I here again? Oh yeah, I'm getting down and dirty with the lollipop

Zetsu(who magically came here)- What is Sasori doing to that lollipop???????

End thoughts

"Jeez we have really weird thoughts don't we?" Tenten said.

"Ohmegosh!!! YOU CAN READ MY MIND CAN'T YOU!!!!!" Sasuke screamed, running around in circles, until he crashed into a tree.

"No, I can just tell by your faces and hand movements… and lollipops… What they heck were you doing Sasori?" Tenten asked.

"I was getting down and dirty with the lo- I mean, nothing!" Sasori said, as they all scooted away from him.

"What did I ever do to you guys!" Sasori asked, starting to cry, and he ran back home, to the Lollipop world, with Zetsu following. Kisame cried, but went to eat-the-sharks world.

"YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE HAIR, AND WALK IT OUT!" A random guard guy said, as everyone started to walk it out, with music playing in the back round.

"Now walk it out!" Everyone started to sing. (We hate that song)

"OHMEGOSH! I LOVE THIS SONG!" Sasuke screamed in her, I mean, his girlish high-squeaked voice.

"Go to hell you bastard," Tayuya said, as she got handcuffed along with everyone else but Sasuke, who the guards knew Sasuke was on their side.

They drove for then days and ten nights in squad cars, though one of them was trashed up and squished, since Team Rocket trashed them with their hummer. Nobody died except for the extra po po's, and then finally arrived at Orochimaru's Barbie mansion.

"Hello everyone. Me and my new boyfriend, MJ, have kids. Oh boys, what's up?" Orochimaru 'greeted' them.

"Master!" Sasuke yelled happily.

"Sasuke, I never thought I would see you again!" Orochimaru cried, as they hugged.

"Since we don't have a dungeon, were going to put you in the candy land room, AKA Orochimaru's closet," the guards said, as they all began to scream and screech. Even Tayuya was scared for her life.

"Except for Tayuya of course, my beautiful husband! I mean wife! I'm going to go give you a haircut, just like Sasuke's hair!" Orochimaru screamed in delight.

"WHAT?!?!?! I DON'T WANT A CHICKEN-ASS HAIR CUT!" Tayuya screamed, as Orochimaru's face fell.

"Oh fine, let's get ready for the wedding then, I got you a BEAUTIFUL dress! It's going to be just like the one I'm wearing!" Orochimaru screamed in delight.

"What????:?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!!?!?!?!??!!?" Tayuya screamed.

End Chapter

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