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Chapter 6
Last time:
"Sasuke, I never thought I would see you again!" Orochimaru cried, as they hugged.
"Since we don't have a dungeon, were going to put you in the candy land room, AKA Orochimaru's closet," the guards said, as they all began to scream and screech. Even Tayuya was scared for her life.
"Except for Tayuya of course, my beautiful husband! I mean wife! I'm going to go give you a haircut, just like Sasuke's hair!" Orochimaru screamed in delight.
"WHAT?!?!?! I DON'T WANT A CHICKEN-ASS HAIR CUT!" Tayuya screamed, as Orochimaru's face fell.
"Oh fine, let's get ready for the wedding then, I got you a BEAUTIFUL dress! It's going to be just like the one I'm wearing!" Orochimaru screamed in delight.
"What????:?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!!?!?!?!??!!?" Tayuya screamed.
This Time:
In the Closet
"I wonder how long it took Orochimaru to come out of this thing," Naruto said, as everyone glared at him
"Not funny Naruto!" Everyone yelled at him.
"Ha ha! I get that!" Sakura laughed, as everyone glared at her, "sorry…"
"Hey look what I found, it looks like one of those dolls you get at Toys. R. Us.!" Choji said, as he pulled out a life-size doll of… Sasuke.
"What's this?" Choji asked innocently.
"Are you serious?" everyone asked.
"No that's me!" Sirius Black said, coming out of nowhere.
"I'll tell you when you're older Choji," Shikamaru said to him, patting his back.
"But you said you would tell me when I was older when I was five!" Choji said, tears in his eyes.
"Too bad," Shikamaru said.
"We have to get out of here somehow guys! Or else Orochimaru's going to marry Tayuya!" Kimimaro said, frustrated, as everyone stared at him.
"So?" Everyone asked, as he glared at the peoples with his I-Hope-You-Die-From-Sasuke's-Girliness-And-You-Will-Get-Married-To-Orochimaru glare.
"But I don't want to get married to Orochimaru!" Naruto cried, as big fluffy tears rolled down his face.
"Sucks for you, now help me get Tayuya back, and you won't have you marry Orochimaru!" Kimimaro said, as they all shouted, "STAND UP!" and broke into song.
"(Stand up, Stand up, Stand up,
Stand up, Stand up, Stand up)
I was built to be the best
Number one and nothing less
Lead me to my destiny
I have waited patiently
I have vision oh I believe
I know I can count on me
"So stand up, for the champions,
for the champions stand up
Stand up, stand up,
for the champions, for the champions
Stand up (stand up), for the champions,
for the champions stand up
Stand up (stand up), stand up (stand up)
for the champions, for the champions stand up
"(Stand up, Stand up, Stand up)
"Here we go it's getting close
Now it's just who wants it most
It's just life that's how it is
'Cos we have our strengths and weaknesses
O I have vision o can't you see
I'm on the move make way for me
"So stand up (stand up) for the champions,
for the champions, stand up
Stand up (stand up), stand up (stand up),
for the champions, for the champions
Stand up (stand up), for the champions,
for the champions stand up
Stand up (stand up), stand up (stand up),
for the champions, for the champions stand up
"And when I fall down
I have to pick my self back up
And when I fall down
I have to pick my self back up
And when I fall down
I have to pick my self back up
And when I fall down
I have to pick my self back up
"Stand up (stand up), stand up (stand up)
for the champions, for the champions
Stand up (stand up), stand up (stand up)
for the champions, for the champions
Stand up
"Stand up (stand up), stand up (stand up)
for the champions, for the champions
Stand up (stand up), Stand up (stand up)
for the champions, for the champions
Stand up (stand up), Stand up (stand up)
for the champions, for the champions
Stand up (stand up), Stand up (stand up)
for the champions, for the champions
Stand up"
"WOOOOOO!!!!" Everyone shouted, raising their fists in the air, and Naruto tried to brake into another song.
"One-thousand fists in the air!" Naruto sang, as everyone knocked him out.
"Dude, only the Disturbed can sing that, dumb ass. Oh, and it's ten-thousand," Shikamaru sighed, as they broke out of the closet, with Sirius' help.
Before the wedding
"Why am I in a tuxedo?" Tayuya asked.
"Cause I want to wear the dress! Oh, and can you fix my veil for me?" Orochimaru asked her, as she pushed him over.
"Come on you two, you have to get in the wedding room!" a random servant said, as the Orochimaru tried to get up, with no avail. Tayuya rushed out of the room screaming, "SHIIITTTT!!!!"
The wedding
"Do you, Tayuya, take this… person… to be you're, um, spouse?" The preacher asked, "The green pill, or the red pill?"
"Um, um," Tayuya stuttered.
"Okay, 30 seconds left on the clock," the preacher said.
"Too bad!" The preacher said, giving her the red pill.
"Orochimaru, do you take this, girl, to be you're, um, spouse also?" the preacher said.
"Of course I will!" Orochimaru said, in her, I mean his, girly voice.
"Are there any objections why this, um, beautiful couple, should not be married?" The preacher questioned.
There was pure silence through-out the room.
"I now pronounce you, ummm, Spouse, and sp-" The preacher stopped, as someone opened the big ass doors.
"I REJECT!!!!!" Kimimaro yelled, as everyone stared at him oddly, "I mean, EJECT!!!!!!!"
"The DVD?" Naruto asked, as everyone sweat dropped, and hit him on the head.
"I mean, OBJECT!!!" Kimimaro screamed one more time.
"I hate to break this to you, Kimimaro, but you're fired!" Orochimaru said, throwing his veil at him.
"What? I quit five years ago!" Kimimaro said, "The only reason I stayed around was for the free food!"
"User!" Orochimaru screamed, as he threw his high-heeled shoe at Kimimaro.
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Sirius screamed, in slow-motion.
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Naruto screamed, in slow-motion.
"NOOOOOO!!!!" Sasuke screamed, in slow-motion.
"HAAAAAAAAA, HAAAAAAAAA!" The one dude from the Simpson's laughed, in slow-motion, as the heel bounced off of Kimimaro's chest, and fell slowly to the floor.
"You know that didn't hurt right?" Kimimaro said, chucking the shoe at Orochimaru. Orochimaru screamed, and jumped out the window, never to return again.
"How did you survive that?" The three idiots asked.
"I'm just cool like that," Kimimaro said, coolly, as everyone cheered that Orochimaru was dead and gone.
"So, who's getting married today?
"No one! I don't want to get married until I'm 35! Jeez!" Tayuya shouted at the preacher, running away out of the room.
"Wait, everyone! I'm supposed to be getting paid here!" the preacher yelled, as everyone left the room.
End Chapter
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