An Unforgotten Tale Chapter 7: A cupcake in the hay, a naruto fanfic

DD- Sorrry we forgot to put couples in it, so were going to dedicate this ENTIRE chapter to the couples that we promised would be in here!!!!

EE- Were listening to 'Stand Up!!!!'

DD and EE- Yep!!!! Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! For the champions!

Gaara- Anyway, on to the story!

Last Time:

"You know that didn't hurt right?" Kimimaro said, chucking the shoe at Orochimaru. Orochimaru screamed, and jumped out the window, never to return again.

"How did you survive that?" The three idiots asked.

"I'm just cool like that," Kimimaro said, coolly, as everyone cheered that Orochimaru was dead and gone.

"So, who's getting married today?

"No one! I don't want to get married until I'm 35! Jeez!" Tayuya shouted at the preacher, running away out of the room.

"Wait, everyone! I'm supposed to be getting paid here!" the preacher yelled, as everyone left the room.

This Time:

Gaara felt sad today. Why did he feel sad? Because everyone else had someone to love but him, and no one loves him. Plus he doesn't have any cupcakes.

"Gaara, can I borrow some eye-liner from you? I really need some!" Sakura asked, as Gaara started to get that mad mark thingy on his head. I mean a vein pop thingy!

"It's not eyeliner! It's called eye-pencil!" Gaara said to her, as she smiled happily.

"I've always wanted to try that! We have so much in common, we both like eyeliner!!!!" Sakura screeched in happiness.

"Yeah," Gaara said, a little scared of Sakura now.

"Let's go get some cupcakes from the store!" Sakura said happily.

"I can make cupcakes," Gaara said simply to her.

"You can? I love a man who can make cupcakes! Let's go use Orochimaru's Easy-bake oven!" Sakura yelled.

"Well, you know, I can use REAL ovens!" Gaara bragged, as Sakura got big hearts in her eyes.

"Really?" Sakura asked.

"Really," Gaara said, proudly.

"I know how to make pink frosting!" Sakura bragged.

"Are you serious? I've always wanted to know how to make that!" Gaara said happily.

"No I'm Sirius!" Sirius said.

"Get out of here," Gaara said, glaring, as Sirius got scared and ran away to more people saying, "are you serious?"

"Let's go make pink frosting cupcakes!" Sakura said happily, grabbing Gaara's hand, making them both blush, but they went to go find the oven anyway.

With Ino and Shikamaru

"Why do you think we all happen to be in different places in this story, you know, Gaara and Sakura in one place, You and I in another, Naruto and Hinata in one, and I bet Neji and Tenten are in another!!" Shikamaru said, confused.

"Probably because these authors are really cheap," Ino said, "I mean, how would that work, we were all just in the same place! I mean, who does that?"

"If you don't like it, do something about it!" EE and DD say, entering the story.

"We will! We're going to go on a quest to the kitchen, so there will be FOUR of us together!" Ino said.

"You can't do that! It will mess up our story!" EE argued.

"Who cares? I think we just did! OHHHHH!!!" Ino said, as Ino and Shikamaru pushed EE and DD out of the story, and the headed to the kitchen, but came upon a hay bail maze.

"You're kidding right? Who puts a hay bail maze in their house, that is so fetch!" Shikamaru said.

"You're kidding right? That will NEVER be in!" Ino said, as they argued. They finally settled their differences, which took a long time, and headed into the maze.

"I bet the kitchen is straight ahead, so we'll probably just have to go straight," Shikamaru said to Ino, as she nodded, and they went into the maze. Turns out, Shikamaru was wrong for the first time in his life, and they got lost in the maze for two days, and survived on the hay. Luckily, they were really hungry, and they ate all the hay, so figured out where they were supposed to go. Go them!

"I'm so full! I can't go on!" Ino cried.

"We're almost there! We can do this! Just sing your favorite song!" Shikamaru said, as Ino nodded, and tried to get up.

"Now that you are out of my life,
I'm so much better
You thought that I'd be weak without ya,
but I'm stronger
You thought that I'd be broke without ya,
but I'm richer
You thought that I'd be sad without ya,
I laugh harder
You thought I wouldn't grow without ya,
now I'm wiser
You thought that I'd be helpless without ya,
but I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without ya,
but I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without ya,
sold 9 million

"I'm a survivor (what),
I'm not gonna give up (what)
I'm not gon' stop (what),
I'm gonna work harder (what)
I'm a survivor (what), I'm gonna make it
(what)
I'm a survivor (what), keep on survivin' (what)

"Thought I couldn't breath without ya,
I'm inhalin'
You thought I couldn't see without ya,
perfect vision
You thought I couldn't last without ya,
but I'm lastin'
You thought that I would die without ya,
but I'm livin'
Thought that I would fail without ya,
but I'm on top
Thought that it would be over by now,
but it won't stop
Thought that I would self destruct,
but I'm still here
Even in my years to come,
I'm still gonna be here

"I'm wishin' you the best,
pray that you are blessed
Much success, no stress, and lots of
happiness
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna blast you on the radio
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna lie on you or yo family, yo
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna hate on you in the magazine
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna compromise my christianity
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gonna diss you on the
internet
('Cause my mama taught me better than that)

"After all of the darkness and sadness,
soon comes happiness
If I surround myself with positive things,
I'll gain posterity

"You like that song?" Ino asked Shikamaru, as they stopped their singing.

"Well yeah, you memorized it?" Shikamaru asked.

"Yeah I memorized the Destiny's Child version!" Ino said.

"Me too!" Shikamaru said happily.

"We have so much in common! We both like the Destiny's Child song, and we both like hay! OMG! This is like, so cheap!" Ino said, as he agreed, and they held hands.

"I know, that's why I have the strength to go on!" Shikamaru said.

"Me too!" Ino said happily, as they made it into the kitchen.

"Hey guys, after two days, we finally made it into the kitchen!" Ino yelled happily.

"Why didn't you guys just use the other door?" Gaara asked.

"What other door?" Shikamaru said, getting pissed.

"Who cares, let's just eat cupcakes!" Sakura said, as they all happily ate cupcakes.

With Hinata and Naruto

"So how cheap is this going to be?" Naruto asked Hinata, who shrugged, and they both went into the next room, to see….

"Get away from my cousin foo!" Neji said, as he punched Naruto, "I went to juvie for your information!"

"No you didn't!" Tenten yelled back at him.

"Yes I did foo! How would you know!?" Neji questioned.

"We've known each other since we were three," Tenten said, obviously winning. Neji started to sweat.

"I went when I was two! For illegal drugs!" Neji said back.

"You can't arrest a two year old!" Tenten argued.

"They did in Dragon Tales!" Neji replied back. By that time, Hinata and Naruto had snuck out of the room.

"You can't base your life on that show! It's not healthy for you!" Tenten said.

Back with Hinata and Naruto

"Okay then," Naruto said.

"Yeah, don't mind my cousin," Hinata said.

"Do you want to go make out in a closet while listening to them argue, and the 'Stand up' song?" Naruto said, as he got his 'Right said Fred' shirt on.

"Sure," Hinata said, holding hands with him, "This is getting cheaper and cheaper."

Back with Neji and Tenten (Continuing from the arguing from before)

"Yes I can! I can be a rapper and I can base my life on Dragon tales, fizzle!" Neji said back to her.

"You know that show's about two kids who overdose on acid?" Tenten asked.

"No! My lifelong dream is ruined, I mean, that's what I got arrested for!" Neji replied back, tears in his eyes.

"I'm sure," Tenten said, rolling her eyes, "You don't need dragon tales, you know."

"You're right!" Neji exclaimed, as all the couples came into the room, and they broke into yet another song.

"Emmy wished on a dragon scale,
And that's what started Dragon Tales.
Around the room the dragons flew,
But Emmy and Max knew what to do.
They climbed on the backs of their dragon friends,
Now the adventures never end!

"Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales
It's almost time for Dragon Tales.
Come along and take my hand,
Let's all go to Dragon Land.

"There's Ord he's the biggest,
Not so brave of heart.
There's Cassie,
So shy, but so very smart.
There's Zak and Wheezie and his tales of fun,
Cause you know two heads are better than one.

"Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales
It's almost time for Dragon Tales.
Come along and take my hand,
Let's all go to Dragon Land."

And they all hugged each other, the end (Not really).

End Chapter

DD- Don't worry, that wasn't that last chapter!!!!

EE- Yep, that was just for the other couples. The next chapter will be about Kimimaro and Tayuya!!!!

DD- Yep, now review!!!!