Got Dumped? (Serena Version)
By Katie-lee Brady
Summary: Serena is a girl on the edge. Actually, she's in full-tilt emotional meltdown. Her Barbie dreams are lying in matters after she caught her hunky ken banging another doll.
Serena finds herself on the street - the Hollywood Walk of fame, to be precise - with no love and no plans except a half-baked quest (courtesy of a goofy fortune-teller) to "find the white pony".
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NOTHING! I don't own the Sailor Moon in any way, including the characters. I also DON'T OWN the movie 'Dirty Love' which I used for my main idea of a story line. Other then that, this story is mine, not much, but still. So PLEASE DON'T SUE!
Rating: M – May, most definitely, contain course language, mild violence, and some sexual references! So if you're unsure what makes guys different from chicks, please don't read, just a warning. So please enjoy!
Chapter 2: Finding the date
A/N this story is finished, but it was way long to put in one chapter, so yea. i think maybe 8 chappies, but i dunno. hopefully every day, or 2 days a new chapter is out, i just have to re-read and make sure all grammer and that stuff is okay. but anyways, please enjoy!
She quickly leaves the store and pulls out her cell phone dialling a number.
Suddenly a women in a dark purpley pink Saturn bed wakes up. She has long blond hair, big bright blue eyes, and is wearing a pale blue sleeping mask over her eyes. Her phone is ring. She grunts, almost sounding like she was having an erotic dream. Grabbing the phone blindly she picks it up and pulls it to her ear "who's… about…" she breaths out.
"Hey Mina, it's Serena."
"swleeping. wadcha time" Mina mumbles
Serena takes her phone from her ear and looks at it, then placing it back to her ear shaking her head, "10 am" she bluntly says.
"WHAT!?!?" Mina says pushing the mask off her eyes to her forehead now looking the phone. Angrily, but in a low voice, as she just woke up, "WHY?" then places it back on her ear.
"I never knew how beautiful it was in the morning" Serena said as if in a dream. "Birds chirping, smell of ass on holly wood boulevard." Now as if she got a great idea, "Hey. You wanna go jogging? Yea let's jog" she said.
Now getting angry Mina scrunches her nose, "Are you on crack Serena? I am not jogging"
"Please" she said as if to cry
"Have you seen my boobs lately?"
"Yea their pretty"
"Of coarse they are. And you know why?" Mina said pulling the phone closer to mouth, yelling louder "Because I don't fucking jog!" Putting the phone back to her ear, "Besides I have my Animal Kingdom Audition in a couple of hours" she said patting the right place under her eyes.
Now in a smile, Serena asks, "Wanna go shopping?"
Thinking about it, Mina answers, "okay"
AT THE STORE
Serena and Mina are now in a shoe store. Checking out shoes of course. Serena is wearing the same jeans and top, but left her jacket in Mina's car. She is sitting down with a mirror in her hand fixing her make up. Mina is wearing a light blue long sleeved - that are rolled up to her elbows - with a low 'V' cut front and back shirt, with a mini yellow tartan skirt of dark green and dark blues and white. Mina then makes her way over to Serena with a shoe in her hand.
"Geez Serena, he's a cock sucking, loser jerk. You know every time something like this happens, it seriously makes me consider lesbianism" Mina said trying the shoe on.
Serena now looks atMina, "You can't even stand looking at your own vigina" she said confused
"That's not true. I just had to figure out which department did what" Mina said
Serena now raising a brow as if to say 'total blond'
"Hey" Mina says annoyed. Then changing subject, "Maybe now you can concentrate more on you work now" with a smile
Serena now sobbing again, "I have been concentrating. It just takes awhile to go from sandwich ad, to dog shows, to vanity covers, just doesn't happen over night" now realizing, gasping "Oh now"
"What?" Mina said moving her eyes side to side saying 'continue, don't keep me waiting'
"I left my camera's, my lenses, my tripods, my gels, everything. I left my future at Diamond's" Serena said with a, I-cant-believe-it look.
"Oh now" Mina said trying to sound sad, but not look at Serena, as she knew what her friend was gunna say next.
Now looking at Mina smiling, battering her eyelids, Mina talks, "NO… no I am not going over to his house"
"Well I'm not going to his house" Serena said, then an idea come, "Lita" she whispered.
BEAUTY SALON
There is a women dressed in a purple pink jump suit with half her boobs falling out. She had bright green eyes, and her long brown hair is braided in corn braids and she's on the phone. In the back ground were purple walls and a picture of 'Prince'.
"Ahhhh… heeelll na" Lita said, pausing, listening to the person on the other line, now surprised, "For real… Oh gurl…you know I'll get your get stuff gurl… mmm…nar… nar… anr, I ain't gunna beat his ass. I can't speak for Darien though" she said laughing. While during this time Lita was during something that looked like applying something to something in a brush stoke kinda way, then she grabbed a piece of material and was moving her hands back and forth, as if rubbing "Though that shit would be funning right" she said taking a breath and pulling the material off with a 'rip' noise and a yell… yep… she's a beauty therapist, specializing in waxing. On the material was hair in a triangle shape, "yea… I gotta go" she said looking quickly, and guilty.
Back in the shoe shop Serena closes her phone and looks hopeful biting her bottom lip. Them walking towards Mina, she looked unsure, "what the hell are you doing?".
Mina was 'trying' on a pair of shoes. She's standing, but one leg is bought up on the chair and she bending. Looking seductive. With her long legs and her short shirt, now with a leg on the chair, what a nice sight for any guy! Right?
Shaking her butt lightly and stoking her legs, Mina looks to a guy across the store, "Hot Bacon, 3 o'clock". The guy who is sitting in a waiting chair behind them reading a newspaper. He had dark brown hair, brown eyes. He was wearing a black long sleeve button up shirt and light blue jeans, with white sneakers.
Taking a gasp Serena says "That's not bacon. That's porter house" she said looking at Mina weird.
"Oh no" she says disappointed bringing her leg down, "He's wearing sneakers" letting a breath go "you can have him!"
Laughing, Serena walks to Mina's side, "Fuck that! I'm not going to that world" she said as he looked over their way, and them looking his way. "It's going to be a very long time before Serena goes searching for another Dick!" Serena said turner to face Mina in a I'm-not-stupid kinda face.
"The best medicine is to get back out there" Mina said turning to Serena, then back to the guy, "There's nothing wrong with a little bit of sex to help mend the pain. Remember the last time when we were all single, we had sex with everyone" Mina said trying to remember.
Grabbing Mina's shoulders, making her turn towards Serena, she speaks, "Mina, Brad Pitts throbbing cock couldn't help me right now! Nothing in this world could heal this pain that i'm goi…" she said about to cry, then something hit her, gasping at a thought
"What?" Mina asked, unsure
"Do you remember how jealous Diamond would get when any guy would get near me?"
Flash back
She's wearing a blue hospital like patient suit - she's at the doctors though - and she's lying on the table on her back with her legs spread and knees bent. Then her boyfriend walked through the door, "hey baby…. What?" he said cracking his fingers, causing her to bring her head up, and the doctor to look who was at the door.
"Duuddee" he said grabbing the doctor's collar, ignoring Serena's cries telling him to stop. Diamond then banging the doctor up against the wall he asks "what the hell do you think you're doing?"
The doctor looks unsure, "pap smear" he said holding up the stick used for par smears.
End of Flash back
"Yeah… he would go ape shit…" Mina said
"Exactly" Serena said, making Mina screech in her throat, "If I show up at Diamonds Fashion Show tonight with another guy, mauling him, his inside will be eating up almost as much as mine did. The best revenge… revennngee …. How do I look" Serena said with a huge smile plastered on her face.
Unsure of what to say… Mina goes with anything… "Like a summer flowers that got rained on and got stung by a bee" saying this caused Serena to lose her smile to a 'not what I wanted to hear, but okay' kinda look. So Mina encourages her, "Go, go, go" she said.
So Serena turns from Mina and starts walking towards the guy. The guys look as her, then smiles when he sees her coming over towards him, so he gets up, but she speaks first.
"Hi…" she said playing with her hands "I was just sitting over there with my friend and saw that you were kinda staring…" then pauses "at me" she said pointing at herself. The guy nods.
"Yea I was staring at you..." he admitted with a smile causing her to giggle. Then out of the blue, "What are you doing for lunch?" he asks
"Nutten" she said smiling hugely
"Nutten.." he copied, "Oh, well do you like Chinese?"
She just looked at him, "huh?"
"Chinese… Chinese food?" he re-instated, "chicken shalmeen, Mooshow Pork, like you know…" he said
But those words… hit her… then slowly… with hate… "Moo-shoo…" remembering back to her ex-boyfriend crewing another girl, then back to reality.
Upon seeing her face, the guy says, "If you don't like Chinese, we can always just arr.." but was cut off
"No…" she said strained "no.. umm… what are you doing tonight?" she asked instead "Do you wanna go with me to this Fashion Show with me" but was cut off when an older looking women walked up to him asking "sweetheart, do you have your gold card, I seemed to have left.. mine.. at home.." she said looking at Serena, then asking, "who's this?" looking back at the men.
Then he states with out a care in the world, "Oh.. arhh, I dunno… some bimbo hitting on me" he said with a smirk. But as he did Serena slapped him across the face, causing the other women to gasp and hit Serena, then coming back, Serena slapped the women, then the guy slapped Serena, so she slapped him back, but instead, he slapped the women he was with, but when he realized, he went down to help her.
BREAKING AND ENTERING
Lita, the women from the wax salon, is standing on front of a huge house, patrolling, if you will, to make sure no one sees that her and Darien were attempting Breaking and entering. Lits's wearing ligh blue wash jeans and a white tank top that said 'Got Ho's' with pale pink high heels and a lot of gold chains around her neck wearing a hat – cap - and a smoke in her hand.
"Bitch… hurry that shit up…" Lita said all gangster while turning around to face Darien. He was at the door trying to pick the lock. He had short black hair, dark midnight blue eyes, he was wearing a green army pattern hoodie, a black shirt, and jeans with black shoes.
"It's not like I do this for a living" Darien said sarcastically. But when Lita heard she was like… "oh… shit" which made Darien jump in surprise, "what" he said, but as he run from the door he looked at Lita, who was laughing her head off, "I can't even believe you fell for that shit…" she said.
Darien just looked down shaking his head, "haha, very funny Lita". She just smiled then started walking towards the door. When she got there she got into a fight position and bang, she broke the glass penal that was near the door handle, looking back at Darien, she's like, "sees how it's done" then she opened the door. Darien just threw his hands up and said "yea… That's what I was gunna do…" then followed her inside.
When Lita and Darien got inside they stopped at the picture that was over the wall, completely covering the wall, painted on. It was of Diamond in nothing but a town wrapped around his hips while he twisted a towel in his hands, smiling as if he was the best looking guy around, and he knew it.
Both Lita and Darien looked at each other in disgrace and both went "ewwe…. That's nasty"
Then Lita spoke, "pheesh, look at him thinking he's all good and shit…this is exactly why I don't date models" she said taking another drag of her smoke in hand.
"I don't see what she saw in the guy" Darien said pointing at the picture of Diamond.
"Well don't worry… it's all over now… we can all kiss Diamonds skank ass goodbye…. Now get her shit and lets go" she said waving her hand as if dismissing him "I've gotta call my baby daddy" she said taking another drag and dropping in on the carpet and squishing it in with her feet as she left the room, but Darien looked at it, "you… the…" but then forgot about it. It was only diamonds carpet, right.
As he turned away he noticed in the corner of the room on a little side table all of Serena's camera's and lenses, but they where broken, all he could say was "Holly Shit" as he picked them up and looked at the damage with a look of rage on his face.
Pause
A new BMW, silver convertible drove into a driveway right to the front door. As the driver got out it was Diamond. As he got out he was wearing black leather shoes, black leather, rather tight fitting pants, and a khaki green and dark blue tie die singlet that showed his arm muscles off. And to show how vein he was, he looked into his side mirror and flashed himself a sexy smile before heading inside.
Inside Darien was peeing on a leather jacket that was on the couch that looked very expensive. He didn't notice someone open the door and close it, so he kept peeing away. But it was indeed Diamond who came inside.
And as he closed the door, he noticed Darien peeing, as he walked closer and still wasn't noticed he spoke, "What the hell are you doing?" he sounded very annoyed and angry.
Darien then zipped up and turned to face Diamond and spoke, "What's up dawg" sounding gangster, but no reply, just a look of what-the-fuck, "what" he then said using a hand gesture, "You… You got a problem?... you wanna ah… dance here?... you wanna take this out side? Huh?... What's sup?" he said walking towards a guy that now looked confused.
"Just get the hell outta here" Diamond said puckering up as if trying to intimidate Darien, but instead Darein spoke again, "You fucked up. You had a rose but you had to go and pluck a weed. Then to go and make things worse, you go and fuck up all her camera equipment. What kind of sick bastard are you? That was her whole life you ass hole" he spat at him.
But Diamond didn't look moved, instead he just looked at Darien as if he was outta his mind, "she sucked at it any way" he said coldly and malice.
To this Darien just looked away at random spots trying not to lose his mind, but it wasn't working, so he was like, 'boo', 'wa', 'eh' and what ever, putting his face in Diamond's face trying to intimidate him, but it didn't work.
SO he pointed at him, "You and me bud, you and me" very firmly. But Diamond looked down at Darien and said, "when" even more firmly.
But Darien hesitated, "Someday…" but Diamond kept his eye on him, so he re-stated it, harder, "SOMEDAY!" But then Lita entered the room behind the.
"Wad up Dick?" she said with attitude running smoothly over her words, so Diamond turned to her, and she continued, "Just a lil warning, that ain't blooood on cho bed!" She then turned to Darien who saw a look of 'this ain't happening' on Diamond's face. "Let's go" Lita said more firmly then walking away, leaving Diamond to ponder, Darien left with Lita.
ANIMAL KINGDOM AUDITION
During the time of the braking and entering, Mina and Serena made their way to the Animal Kingdom Audition. They were both sitting next to each other in a hall way were other people waited too.
"Where you get non-stop excitement" Mina said practicing from the script, then turning to face Serena, "Thanks for coming with me. I told you we'd have better luck looking here" Mina said looking at the people around them.
"It can't be to hard to find one normal guy to use for one night" Serena asked questioning herself
"It's not hard at all" Mina re-assured. "They're begging to get used. That last guy was just a fluke. What fuck would ask some one out with their wife 2 feet away?" she said hazily.
"I don't get it Mina. I mean I gave my heart to Diamond. What made him need to be with another woman?" she said with a sad face
"That's easy! Penis insecurity" Mina said in a strong firm voice who got a 'huh' look from Serena. "When the penis doesn't get enough showmen ship, it has to remind it self that it's still an almighty tool, and that it can still make a woman moan, not one that got used to it like yours, but one from uncharted waters" Mina said nodding her head, but then her name was called to go in for her audition. "Right here honey" then she turned to Serena, "wish me luck". Serena bit her lip and said "good luck" as Mina got up from her seat and left.
As Mina left behind the door, Serena sat up from her slouch position and moved her hair back behind her ears with a sigh. Then looked in front of her. There was a row of guys, so she started from the right. The first guy was very tanned, solid, but not muscly. He was wearing an electric blue shirt and jeans. He had dark hair and pale green eyes and was picking his nose then put his finger in his mouth. Ewe, next guy please.
The next was very pale, he had dark hair, brown eyes, was wearing a pale green button up shirt with white lines and a pair of black pants. He was yawning, but when she looked further he was scratching his cock through his pants, not a pretty sight.
The next guy was looking at the guy next to him, who was also looking him, so obviously gays, so she paid no attention to other detailers.
Then the guy next to the gays was looking straight at her and had a huge smile on his face. He was white, green eyes, short blond hair, rather skinny, wearing a white button up shirt and jeans. And was obviously looking her up and down, then in a swash, he was now sitting next to her.
"How ya doing? I'm Mike" he said getting rather close to her.
"Hi!" was all Serena could say. She was busying thinking weather or not to take this guy, but then he spoke, "I think you're so totally gunna get this part" but she just looked at him smiling, "Aww thanks. But I'm not an actress"
"WHAT?!? You're so HOT" he said looking her up and down causing her to blush, "you're like smoken' hot". Serena blushed even more, "thanks" but he went on.
"Your like hot air popcorn popper hot", she said thanks again,
"Like hotter then exhaust hot", making her giggle,
"You're hotter then the devils pitchfork hot!". Serena looked at him now as if to say stop, but then he started to smell the air…
"what's that smell" he said causing Serena to start and sniff the air, "umm,.. I can't smell anything" she said… then he's like, "it's totally doing something to me… man what is that?", then he started to smell towards Serena, getting closer and closer sniffing at her hair, she looked shocked but also had a look of what-the-fuck-FREAK.
Then he spoke, "What is that beautiful scent you've got on?" he asked still sniffing. Then Serena's like, "deodorant".
But he put one hand around her face and bought his nose right to her hair, "To me is smells like…. Obsession"
Serena now totally freaked out, pushes him away, taking in breaths of, I-can't-believe-what-just-happened!
When she turned to face him again she saw Diamond and he was like, "hey baby", So she immediately grabbed him around his neck and started to strangle him, but it wasn't Diamond, it was that poor guy Mike. Then throwing him to the floor she started to strangle him more, causing the near by people to move away.
INSIDE THE AUDITION ROOM
Mina's now standing in front of a light blue screen on the stage. In front of her are two nerd looking guys. Nervously she takes a position and starts her audition.
"Here at the Animal Kingdom we bring you non-stop excitement" she said seductively towards the end. "In a world filled with lions, tigers and bears, mmm, oh my" she said sliding her hands from her hips to her butt, and back to her hips. "We bring you all of the farm with out any of the danger" then with her hands, as if pointing, she used them like claws, "ROAR… roar… roar…" getting quieter and quieter, then continued, "Well maybe a little bit of the danger, so hold on to you seats everyone" she said while grabbing her ass, "Because we're bringing you heart stopping, club fighting, family action fun" she said slamming a fist into the other, "Yea.." she finished off.
The two guys that were watching her audition were both nerd looking. Both had big think ugly glasses on and were wearing boring green and grey suits with sneakers.
"That was just great" one said, "wonderful" said the other
"Really" Mina said not believing her ears, then letting a breath go, "Right on"
The guys then looked at each other, one asking "How long have you been in the business?"
"Longer then you can scream 'ROAR'" she said doing her hand claw actions. Both men laughed to each other, in a good way, gasping
"Wow, you're a feisty little one" one said while the other giggles more
"Hey… are you guys single by any chance?" Mina asked out of curiosity, as she just got a really good idea.
Then the one before spoke again "As…as a matter of fact we… we both are"
"Really" she said surprised with a smile, "I'll be right back" then she left to the door.
While opening the door she yelled Serena's name out. In front of the door were all the people. Guys to the left, chicks to the right, and on the other side of the wall was Serena sitting by herself.
"Come on in here. They wanna meet you" Mina demanded
But Serena didn't want to, "Oh arhh, nar… I don't want to" she said.
Making a very angry Mina, "Just get your ass in here, hurry up" she said through gritted teeth, causing Serena to come in quickly.
When they came to the middle of the stage Mina spoke pointing towards the guys, "Serena, I would like you to meet our dates for tonight". The guys just giggled out of amazement, then waved to the girls. Mina waved back, Serena kinda giggled, as if to say this is a joke, right?
So… what cha think… next chapter is the Fashion Show, so it shall be good… hehe, and yes I know the characters are like TOTALLY out, but hey, this is my story!
Katie :)