Got Dumped? (Serena Version)
By Katie-lee Brady
Summary: Serena is a girl on the edge. Actually, she's in full-tilt emotional meltdown. Her Barbie dreams are lying in matters after she caught her hunky ken banging another doll.
Serena finds herself on the street - the Hollywood Walk of fame, to be precise - with no love and no plans except a half-baked quest (courtesy of a goofy fortune-teller) to "find the white pony".
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NOTHING! I don't own the Sailor Moon in any way, including the characters. I also DON'T OWN the movie 'Dirty Love' which I used for my main idea of a story line. Other then that, this story is mine, not much, but still. So PLEASE DON'T SUE!
Rating: M – May, most definitely, contain course language, mild violence, and some sexual references! So if you're unsure what makes guys different from chicks, please don't read, just a warning. So please enjoy!
Chapter 3: At the fashion show
In front of the building were the Fashion show was being held, was a red carpet and lots of people with of coarse, paparazzi.
Meanwhile Serena and Mina were in the bathroom. Serena was wearing a short dress. The front was like two strips of material that came from the waist and covered her bobs and tied behind her back like a halter neck. The dress was violet and mint green thick stripes with thinner black ones in between each colour. It was finished off by a pair of black heels. Her hair was done up in a high pony tale wither her hair in the tale massively curled and a peace of her fringe hanging out.
Mina was wearing a little black dress that came mid thigh with slits on both sides. It was a halter neck, and the front had a very, very low 'v' cut that finished just below the breasts. She had on black heels, and her hair was done in a big twist and fanned out the side.
Serena was banging her head on the mirror saying, "Why? Why? Why?" while Mina fixed her make up.
Serena was about to leave when Mina spoke, "Excuse me. The least you can do is thank me!"
Serena looked at her blankly, "For what?"
"We have dates" Mina said sounding very unappreciated
"Yeah. With two guys that are two chromosomes away from being Woody Allen!" Serena said coldly
Thinking, Mina spoke, "Woody is hot! And you know it! Remember in 'white men can't jump' and he took of his shirt and he looked all golden like the sun, then rising…" but was cut off. Serena couldn't believe her ears, was this bimbo for real?
"What are you talking about? I said Woody Allen"
Mina stopped, "oh… who's he?"
Then Serena took her hand holding onto Mina's chin, "Listen, if Richard gets on good look of this mug I'm with, then he'll piss in his pants and laugh… not be jealous… but laugh" then taking her hand away Mina spoke, "don't worry I have it figured. When he walks down that cat walk I'll shout his name out and you grab that mugs face and shove it down your blouse. Then when he looks he wont see his face, just some guy in your bosoms!" she said with a smirk. Making Serena smile, then they left the bathroom.
At the front of the club
"I'm going, I'm going okay… damn" Lita said as she and Darien walked to wards the front of the line.
Lita was wearing tight washed black jeans, high black boots, block tank top with big gold hoops and her hair in pig tails that are fizzed to the max.
Darien was wearing a suit, but his shirt was a grey cotton shirt that had the number 9 in red instead if a white button up.
"I don't know why we gotta be running and shit" Lita complained
"Because Serena left a note that said 'save me, it's an emergency, love any ho!'" Darien said
"This shit better be starten' on time" Lita said as they got to the front and she grabbed the rope, but the bouncer grabbed it and said, "wait til your turn"
Lita was not happy, then she was like, "Narr Dawg, do you know who I am?" shaker her head in dis-belief
Back inside
As Serena and Mina re-entered the room their dates were at the bar drinking… getting drunk – just what they needed
Back out side
Lita was now playing with the bouncer's chest hair that was showing, "You know… I can wonders for you baby! Mmm" Lita said as she grabbed something from her pocket.
"Is that so" he said with a smirk.
She looked back up at him, "Yea, this is so" then bring the wax strip up she took the plastic covering off and placed it on his chest, "Imma a gunna make you cry like a little baby right now" then she moaned, then she ripped making the guy scream like little girl.
After watching Darien turned around, straight into some woman's boobs. She was very tall, and was wearing a black dress.
"Hey you… who thinks your cute? I do" the women said pointing to her self, "do you wanna take me home?" she asked, "no" was all Darien replied.
"Is it because I'm, to tall? I've got a step latter that has your name of it" she said laughing, but Darien just said "no"
"Aww, is it because you think I'm ugly?" but still, "no" was all Darien said
"Is it because you're gay?" but still, "no"
"Oh, incompetent?", still Darien just said "no"
"Is it because you don't understand the vigina?", Now shocked, Darien still said "no". But then the women suggested something, "I'd be happy to draw a chart". Making one very disturbed Darien.
To the fashion show – it's beginning
Women after women kept coming and coming, and Serena was getting nervous. "Mina, Mina. Pay attention cause he's coming out any minute" Serena said biting her nails.
Then suddenly he comes out. So she pulls her dates head between her boobs. Her date kept moving it, so she kept putting it back, then Mina yelled out, "Diamond" then he looked over. At first he was angry, but then Serena's date vomited down her chest, which caused Diamond to laugh as well as everyone else, making her just scream out of embarrassment.
Before she knew it, she was at the front of the building scream, "Oh My God, Oh My God" over and over again, "Why does this shit keep happening to me" she said hitting the bouncer with her bag then walking from the door. She was throwing another Temper Tantrum. Then bending down in exhaustion, and coming back she started yelling, "Why, Why? I'm so embarrassed, why do I always get embarrassed" while one of her boobs came out of the dress.
Then Lita was all like, "Girl, Girl" trying to get Serena's attention, "Are you on crack? Or outta cho mind? Cho big 'ol titties hanging out of cho dress" which cause Serena too look down. Then she quickly grabbed her boob and thought of something. While everyone around was shocked, look, no staring at her. Fed up with the embarrassment, she grabbed her other boob out and started shaking them around, then she left running down the street.
"Yo… that girl is psycho… I don't know her" Lita said turning back towards the Bouncer.
Around the corner of the street Serena was crying, curled up against the wall when Darien came. As he was seating down he spoke, "You know… you're wasting water" which made Serena laugh.
"We should get outta here. There's this big woman chasing me and could come any minute". Serena just smile at Darien. "Hey, lets have some ice-cream" an with they went to the ice-cream shop.
As Serena walked back to the counter where Darien was waiting, when she was cleaning herself up, she was wearing his jacket, "Please tell me I don't smell lie puke any more?" she asked as she sat down next to him.
"You don't smell like puke anymore" Darien said trying not to laugh
Serena just smile, "You're a bad liar"
Then the waitress came, "what can I get you?" she asked
"Yea… I'll have the 'I just got dumped' sundae" which made the waiter laugh,
"I don't think that's on the menu dear", so Serena goes again, "Then make me the best sundae you can possibly imagine that could take away every painful experience that any man has ever done you wrong". The waited smiled then left to make it.
Then Darien spoke, "you now what I think?" which made Serena look at him,
"What do you think Darien?" She asked
"I think everything happens for a reason"
"Oh god, please don't give me any of that spiritual crap, I heard from a psychic this morning, said that the best I'm ever going to find is a white pony!" Serena said giving him a 'Yea' kinda look, "And to tell you the truth, I'd settle for a brown donkey"
"You know what Serena, maybe that's your problem". Serena just looked at him, "You just keep on settling for these idiots. I have known you for so long and every single day you teach me how to be a better person. But for some whatever reason you will not let someone love you the way you deserve to be loved!"
Serena looks at Darien with a sincere smile, "And how should I be loved Darien?" he just looks at her, there is a minute of silence, then the ice-cream is bought out. It's on a large plate with a mountain of ice-cream, and cream with a cherry on top, "thank-you" she said with wide eyes, while grabbing her spoon to eat, Darien gets up, "I've just gotta go to the bathroom".
In the bathroom Darien runs up to the mirror and slams him fists to it, "god your and idiot, you just gotta think, just fucking say it, say the fucken words just say it out loud, okay. Serena you should be loved like no one else in this world. You should smile everyday, knowing that every morsel of your being is being nourished by a man that will do anything he can to make Serena happy. Me Serena, I love you. The way you should be loved, is to be loved by me…. Now see, there you go… you can do this..." he said turning away from the mirror, and heard some guy "That was beautiful" then as he walked out, "thanks".
When Darien came back the whole sundae was polished off and Serena had a cream moustache and dribbles of cream down her chin.
"Serena, there's something I gotta tell you".
Serena looked at Darien, then wipes away at her mouth, "what is it?" she says turning full attention towards him
"Diamond destroyed all you camera equipment"
This totally shocked Serena, "what?",
"When Lit and I went to your place to pick it up, it was in a corner all smashed. I'm sorry"
"What am I going to do? What am I going to do with out my equipment, that was my life, my career"
"It's alright… I'll porn one of my guitars and I'll…" but Serena cut him off,
"No. no Darien, you've been collecting those things since forever. Just forget it. It's useless, I have no future" she said about to cry, then he spoke up,
"You know what Serena, what if you future is sitting right next to you? Maybe the person next to you want sot spend their entire life making Serena happy? Stop drowning yourself in this dark pit, and realise that the person sitting next to you might be your entire existence. Please take a chance for once?" Serena just looked at him, unsure what to say, then she turns to the guy that was sitting next to her – not John –
"excuse me" he had messy kinda hair, square face with jawbones sticking out. Green eyes and was wearing a black pants, and a black button up shirt.
"Yes"
"Are you by any chance my future?"
"Yes… yes I believe I am" he said looking at her.
Serena turned back to Darien, "What do you think? Should I go for it?" he just looks at her and nods no, but then nods yes. "Okay… wish me luck" Serena said as she took of his coat and leaves with the guy, after introducing. Leaving one Darien cursing to himself, then called out to the waitress, "can I please have one 'I'm a complete ass, dumb, pussy' sundae please"
Back at the guy's apartment, Serena is sitting on his couch while he stands up and turns some music on. Techno music. He starts dancing, rubbing himself, as she sits on the couch. Then she asks him if something is in the air, and he admits that there is a drug like substance in the air that gets people horny.
Then coming to his fireplace in front of her, he asks, "do you like to experiment sexually?"
He got a "arhh, what do you mena?" from Serena,
"You know, try new things"
Serena was unsure, "umm, no, not really",
"Good, I can't wait to teach you" he said walking out the lounge room to his kitchen, to the freezer and grabbing something out that was wrapped in a cloth.
Walking back in to the lounge he says, "Now count to 30 and come in to the bedroom"
"Okay" Serena said still sitting on the couch getting hornier. As he leaves she feels the stuff kick in and she gets up and dances. But then, so suddenly, she stops and turns around to come face-to-face with two doors. Remembering to come into the bedroom.
As she open the door she sees the guy naked, he's on his hands and knees on his bed with half a fish coming out of his ass. She stands there looking at him, 'what the fuck' is running through her mind. Then he screams at her, "touch my bass Serena! TOUCH MY BASS SERENA". Serena just looked at him shaking her head… oh no…
So what cha thinks? Pease review and let me know if ya'll liking this story so far, cause I am… lol, also, there is 6 chapters all together, I have spread them evenly out…. So yes… 6 chapters, this is the 3rd, so three more to go…. Can't wait…
Katie :)