Got Dumped? (Serena Version)
By Katie-lee Brady
Summary: Serena is a girl on the edge. Actually, she's in full-tilt emotional meltdown. Her Barbie dreams are lying in matters after she caught her hunky ken banging another doll.
Serena finds herself on the street - the Hollywood Walk of fame, to be precise - with no love and no plans except a half-baked quest (courtesy of a goofy fortune-teller) to "find the white pony".
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NOTHING! I don't own the Sailor Moon in any way, including the characters. I also DON'T OWN the movie 'Dirty Love' which I used for my main idea of a story line. Other then that, this story is mine, not much, but still. So PLEASE DON'T SUE!
Rating: M – May, most definitely, contain course language, mild violence, and some sexual references! So if you're unsure what makes guys different from chicks, please don't read, just a warning. So please enjoy!
Chapter 4: The Next Morning
A/N: for making you all wait longer then anticipated, i have added a this second one on right after the 3rd, sorry... for making you's wait, please enjoy...
Serena was sleeping in her own bed, in her own place. She practically looked dead. Then her 2 friends Lita and Mina come in. Lita had her hair in low pigtail. Wearing a green tee, and a pair of tight jean, while Mina had her hair down and was wearing a yellow and black diamond checker boob tube, and a mini black pleaded skirt. Her hair was down.
"Is she dead?" Lita asks to Mina
"No, she's not dead" Mina said staring at Serena's sleeping form
"How do you know?" Lita asked inquisitively
"Cause she'd be blue" Mina said matter-of-factly
Nodding in agreement, they tried to wake Serena up by lifting her bed cover off her. But they dropped it in disgust holding their noses, "Ewwwe, she smells like fish" Lita said loudly.
Serena then woke up shocked, "Did you do Charlie the fishermen last night, or do you need to doosh…" Mina said, Serena just started to sob… "Just leave me alone" and then she landed back on her bed,
"Take your time, don't nobody wanna smell that" Lita said as her and Mina left.
Night fall came, then a new day. Serena was still in bed, but this time Darien came over with some take away, "Ey.. I though you might want something to eat… so I'm just gunna leave it here, okay" then he left.
Night fall came and it gone again, another new day… Serena still laid in bed. This time, her besties came again, Mina and Lita, wearing similar stuff like the last time.
Serena was snoring, her chest coming up, and down. Then slowly Lita pulled out a plastic gun and slowly puts it to Serena's cheek. To this Serena woke up, wide eyes, "What the hell are you fucking doing?" she ask upon realizing it was her friends,
"Yeah, I knew that shit would work. Know gurl, you've been asleep for three days now" Lita said,
"I was not sleeping, I was thinking" Serena said pulling up the covers,
"Yeah… well you might think better when you don't smell like a dead fish" Mina said.
Serena quickly got up from bed, "NO, NO, NO, no, no." she said while wrapping herself in a sheet and walking out of her room, "don't ever say that word again" and she was gone.
Mina turned around, "Okay". Then her and Lita left the room, following Serena down the hallway, "Well I'm gunna go cook some frozen food" Mina said looking at Lita suspicious. Then coming to the bathroom door Mina yelled out, "I can make you a FISHsticks"
They then heard a "shut up… oh shit" from inside the bathroom.
They both looked at each other, "Wad up" Lita yelled back to Serena,
"I just got my periods" she whined,
"Well at least you aint pregnant and shit, right?"
Then Mina turned to Lita, "Would you help her with a baby?"
"I dunno, would you?"
"Babies are sticky"
"Well at least she could get some food stamps or sum'm" Lita said,
"Yeah, cause Diamond would have done nothing to help the baby"
"Um, meh" Lita nodded in agreement.
Then Serena said, "Gees, would you guys just shut up… I can't even believe there is not one tampon in the house",
Mina looked at Lita, then to the bathroom door, "nope, we're out"
"Then could you go buy me some?" Serena asked,
"I ain't got no money" Lita said,
"Forget it" Serena said while turning on the taps to the shower. Then after waiting for the temperature, she dropped the sheet around her, revealing bruises on her back. Bruises shaped like a fishes tail right down her back. As she stepped into the shower, she went back first, to wash her hair, but as soon as the water touched, she creamed and pulled on the plastic curtains that ripped off as she went face first out of the shower dropping to the floor with a big bang and ouch.
Mina at Doctors
Mina looked shocked, "What do you mean I have herpes? That's not possible. I've only slept with" then looking around, thinking quick, "one guy in my life" she stated, lying right through her teeth, "People like me don't get diseases" she said angry and guilty.
Her doctor, who looked like a men had long brown hair, brown eyes and was wearing a black business suit with a white blouse. Mina had her hair in a side ponytail done in a hot pink ribbon, with her hot pink right shoulder side bra trap hanging out of her yellow one side sleeve shirt with a hot pink miniskirt. Meanwhile the doctor was taping everything on her vide camera.
"People like you get herpes all the time. It's the naive one who think it can't happen to them" the doctor said.
To this Mina put bother hands over her face and stated to pretend cry, "But doctor" she said while moving her hands to look at the camera, then back again, "I can't live with this sort of pain" she said again in hysterics
The doctor looked at her in a what-the-fuck kinda way, "You won't have to. It's called Herpes away." She said lifting a tube of some sort. "It's a creamy little ointment with out any side effects" she said throwing the tube one the desk for Mina to read.
As she picked it up she pulled it to eyes and read out loud, "Take once a day to avoid out brakes". The doctor looked at her confused, then Mina went on again, putting it next to her right cheek, she smiles, starring straight into the camera, "I can't wait to tell my friends all about it" she said.
"Just stop" the doctor said shaking her head.
"What's wrong" Mina asked.
"I'm not believing a word you're saying" The Doctor said
"Well darr. That's cause I'm acting" she said in a dumb-ass kinda look,
The doctor then spoke, "I mean, I see quiet a few things on your resume, and I think, how could anyone have ever hired you. Then it dawned on me, every time they hire, it's by a man. You need to pay your dues in acting, not with men" she said passionately
"You don't know what you're talking about" Mina said.
"I hope one day you do know what I'm talking about" Doctor said disappointed
"Yeah, well I hate to rain on your parade lady, but his shit" she said lift the Herpes away product, "doesn't work!" throwing it at her and walking out.
At the Supermarket
Some random stuff was being heard over the speakers while Serena was in the ladies isle looking at tampons. She was wearing a blue tank top, white and yellow vertical striped skirt, with pink puma shoes.
She was holding her stomach (cramps from periods). When she grabbed the tampons that were on special she looked at her change on hand, she only had $3, and the tampons were $3.45. "oh shit" was all she said. She then looked for anything cheaper that could do the job, when she found a larger price tag, 'Nature's Friend, Super Heavy Duty maxi Pads $1.99', "Ahh narr" she said before placing the tampons back and grabbing a bag of pads.
As he left he isle she realised something wrong, and gasped, "Oh no" she said to herself. And as she looked down, there was blood on the floor.
"Shit" was all she said before turning around when she heard over the speakers, 'Isle 2 clean up' and run till she found the toilet in the shop. It was engaged. She knocked "Hello… hello… please hurry up, it's an emergency" Serena asked banging on the door. She then heard the women say back, "this is an emergency too sweetheart", then Serena heard the women take a dump; she gasped and nearly wanted to throw up.
So unsure what to do she made her way to the registers, but as she walked down the isle, she started to bleed again, and this time, leaving a trail of blood. When she reached nearly the end of the isle, she saw Diamond. He was wearing white pants, a yellow, black, red and white swirl shirt. Quickly hiding she gasps and tries to think what to do. Then on the speakers, 'Herbs, isle pick up in isle 2', glancing at the sign in the isle it reads 2, then where she was standing before, there was a pile of blood on the floor, so now she ran off again. Choosing another isle to turn down, the fruit and veggies, she runs looking back, then faces forwards, then bam, Diamond's there too, so she quickly hid behind the boxes squatting. Looking around to make sure no one was there, and to see if Diamond was gone, the speakers once again goes of, 'Herbs, isle pick up in produce'. So Serena turns around to see what she means, only to see that all around her is a big pile of blood. "Oh shit" she said out loud to herself. Thinking of what to do she opens the pad bag and grabs a few to try and clean up the mess. The again, the speakers, 'Herbs, produce now' to this she quickly tried to clean the mess, yelling to now body, "No… no… I've got it covered" then not wanting to be seen, she grabs a few pads of the floor and tries to get up, as she does, there is a red spot on her ass all down her backside of the skirt.
Finally making it to the register she puts the Pads down and said to the chick, "When they were in the bag, they were $1.99" trying to see if Diamond hadn't seen her yet.
The chick just said, "Well I can't ring them up if there isn't a bag. I'm sorry"
"There is no bag. This is all that's left. Okay" Serena said trying to push the chick to hurry up
"Well I told you. I can't ring the up if there is no bag"
"Listen sweetheart, we're both girls okay. So just give me a break. Cause the longer I stand here, the more isles Herbs is gunna have to clean up" she said sarcastically
"Well that's your problem. Not mine" The checkout chick said with attitude riddled all over her words
"No, please" Serena said grabbing the pads in her hands again as the chick yelled out over the speakers. "Price check please on the 'Super Sized Maxi Pads', for the women who keeps bleeding all over the store" with a huge grin on her face.
Serena now wide eyed with embarrassment gets an angry look and grabbed the pads harder in her hands. Then looking at the chick with hated in her eyes she slaps the chick on her right cheek with the pads. Then her left cheek, then her right, then her left, then all together, then with one last slap she runs out of the store grunting.
"Get her" the chick says watching Serena run out of the store. So the officer that was in the next check out dropped his stuff and chased after her.
"Get back here, get back here" he yelled as they ran out of the store and, Serena just looked shocked trying to run faster. As she ran down another street of residential homes she purposely jumped into a bush and waited for the officer to run by. Now totally distorted, she pops her head up and gets out the bush, picks up the pads she dropped and ran back home.
As she ran into the entrance of her apartment building Darien came out with a guitar case in hand. "Hi Serena" he says with a look of curiosity,
"Hi" Serena simply said back while running backwards so he wouldn't see the back of her skirt.
"How are you going?"
"Good" she snapped,
"What you got there?"
"Nothing" then she was out of sight leaving a very worried and confused Darien.
In a gym – Mina
Mina was in the full length mirror putting lip gloss on when she noticed a total hotty with blond hair enter the gym. She was wearing a pale pink mini skirt, and a paler pink singlet. She quickly hopped over to a bar and started doing something that would make her ass stick out, but unfortunately the guy didn't look, so she went back to her lip gloss.
Then behind her she seen a blonde and a brunette walk in towards the treadmills, both in sweat pants and sport bra. She paid no other attention to them. Until they started speaking,
Brunette: "So when are you going to see him again?"
Blonde: "Tonight. He's taking me to the Tangy Grill"
Brunette: "You are Soooo lucky you're dating a model"
Blonde: "He's not just a model, he's fucking Diamond Huntington. Top model"
To this Mina moved closer to listen
Brunette: "Maybe I should came around later and catch a drink?"
Blonde: "No way"
Brunette: "Why not?"
Blond: "Cause I'm gunna fuck the shit outta him" she said laughing
Now Mina wanted to vomit, but more so tell her friend Serena about this. But more so, get revenge and ruin the date. So she walk by, just stopping behind them and grabbed the towel that was nearby. Then quickly, with out being seen she chucked the towel at the blonde's feet making her fall over and quickly running out.
At Lita's Wax Salon
Right now she was waxing some mans legs.
"Well I'm glad I play for the other team" she said looking at the guys legs
"Why? Because I'm waxing my legs?" he asks
"Yeah. Because I can get real real nosy at times and everything dawg" she said going to put more wax down
"Well actually I'm a magician and I'm doing an underwater act. Can't have any hair on my legs"
"Yeah. That's cool dawg. Where you from?"
"Well I flew in from Chicago actually"
Getting a good idea, Lita speaks again, "Hey… what cho doing tonight?"
He just grinned and shook his head no,
"Good, cause I would just love to hook you up with my girl, you know what I'm saying"
"That could be fun" was all he said as she ripped at the material from his legs
"It'd be real nice. She needs to get out real bad. You know what I'm saying? She'd been through some shit"
"Wow, well she sounds great" he sounded very sceptical
"Narr narr, I didn't mean for it to sound like that. She's just a super cool Barbie doll that just got dumped by Ken, but she cool, she's a good girl, ya know what I'm saying"
"Is there um.. umm, someplace cool, that you could recommend where I could taker her?"
Lita looked in thought applying another wax spot, "Umm, yea I was umm… actually thinking maybe at the Tangy Grill. Around 8, don't be late" then she tore off the strip again, "or I'll beat cho ass"
He swallowed hard, "and umm… anything else?"
"Pay me 40 bucks for the wax, and 20 bucks cause I look good" she said winking
He then went to his pocket of the shirt he was wearing and pulled out a note handing it to her, "here you go, keep the change"
When she grabbed it she look annoyed, "Yo. This is only a dollar"
He just went "Oh", snapped his fingers and pointed, "look again"
Lita then looked at the note and couldn't believe her eyes, "Hey wow baby, that's my boy" she said looking at the now $100 note.
"It's magic" he said wriggling his fingers and laughing.
Back at Serena's House
Serena was in her bathroom, with nothing but a robe on. She's standing in front of her mirror reading something from the box of the face mask she has on. Her face is covered with a greeny brown baby vomit kinda colour.
"You will experience the tingling sensation as the fatty acids and food enzymes replenish the nurturance in your skin" she said to herself.
Then looking at her self in the mirror she practiced what she would say when she met the guy tonight, "Hi, how are you?", "Tom is it? Well I'm Serena", "So you're a magician huh, that's cool", then looking at herself one last time she held up the package again, "Remove with one smooth motion" she hummed, thinking it won't be too hard. So she grabbed the edge of the mask under lip on the right side. She squinted just in case but then un-squinted just when she was about pull. Upon pulling she let go quickly from the pain, "ouch" she screamed. Then slowly as it came off she pulled fast little by little, ouch after ouch until it was off her chin. After that she picked it up from the left side of her nose and yelped in pain quickly letting go with a slap. She then picked it up from the top of her nose and pulled, one, it was completely of her nose, two, it started lifting in her cheeks and forehead, then three, there was a rip noise and all that was on, was were her temples are.
After getting it off she called her mum while hopping into the bathtub.
"Oh, for crying out loud Serena, revenge is not the solution" her mother said with siting on the couch with her husband on the other eating dinner
"I'll be fine. It think" she said thinking about 'what ifs'
"And now you have lost your fiancé, your not gunna have kids till your 50" she said starting to yell
"MA, we were never engaged" Serena said
"That's a disgrace. You had been living with that man for two years!"
"Mum…"
"How about a nice catholic boy, remember that one…"
"Ma, I'm so not that type"
"Well what are you gunna do with your life now?"
"Become a heroin and a sex slave" Serena said sarcastically, but serious,
"Oh for peats sakes" her mother said slamming a fist on her leg
"Hey ma, did you hear that?"
"Hear what?" she asked
Sernea then moved the phone to her ass that was hanging out the top of the water in the bath, put the phone over it, and farted
"Oh mercy" her mother said, then bring her phone to her ass and farting too, "huh" she said then hung up.
Out of the bath tub now, Serena was in a pair of hot pink matching bra and g-strings. She was jumping up and down trying to fit into a pair of jeans. She managed to get them on and do the zipper half way, but nothing more. That was till she got her own jeans, which actually fitted her.
She was now in a pair of jean standing in front of a mirror in her room putting on a necklace, when Lita and Mina came in
"Papa night dragon in da house" Lita said while putting a bottle of beer on her dutches
"Do you think you could magically make my ass smaller? Cause Mina didn't tell me that her jeans were a size negative 4" Serena said looking at Mina
"They're baggy on me. But don't let your big ass deter you from your mission. We want Diamond to eat his heart out" Mina said, in a nice way
"Oh, he will" Serena said with a smirk as she finished getting ready
In her lounge room Tom, the magician, was playing with his cards, trying a trick when Darien came in with a beer from the kitchen, "Hey, you arr… you want a beer?" he asked unsure if what to say as he was making some weird noises
"Yea sure" he said putting the cards away grabbing the beer
"So, magic aye?" Darien said, tom merely nodded.
Then Serena, Lita, and Mina came in to the room, "Hey" Serena said. She had put on a purple floral lacy like singlet.
Darien stood up, "Wow, you… you look beautiful" he said astonished, then Tom stood up and grabbed her hand, "I'm lucky" now shaking her hand. Serena just blushed, then letting go of her hands, Tom made a bunch of fake flowers appear, "oh okay" Serena said grabbing them and laughing I bit,
"Oh, well isn't that nice. I'll go put these in invisible water" Darien said grabbing the flowers from Serena and heading towards the kitchen.
"Are you ready?" Tom Asked,
"Okay" was all Serena said before he pulled her towards the front door. She looked back at her friends with wide eyes, saying you-are-gunna-die.
Once gone, Mina turned to Lita and asked, "What's invisible water?"
Lita just grinned, "Man, I dunno".
While in the kitchen Darien throw the flowers on the ground and crossed his arms, looking rather sad and depressed.
Oh wow… so there's a new guy… next chapter is their date… should be heaps of fun… heheeh
Also, in this chapter i did a scene about womens periods, and if you have them or not, periods DO NOT happen like that. as in they don't bleed continuously like i made them to in this story... normally it's just a little bit at a time... so if you haevn't had them yet, don't be scared about how i wrote them, lol, it's all good...
Katie :)