Friday 29th December Smackdown

CrusierWeight Open 4-way Future Wars Single ,, MVP Vs Shelton Benjamin

Kane Vs Davari

WWE title No1 contender match ,, Chris Benoit Vs Chris Jericho Vs Undertaker

Lashley Vs Hassan

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Helms came out thoroughly annoyed as he held the title loosely down by his side. He sat straight down at the announcers table and didn't say a word, he didn't even put a headset on.

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Funaki was the first cruiserweight out in his standard blue wrestling attire, He was followed by Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin who was in his three quarter length trousers, The Third one out was Funaki's old kaientai team mate Teioh with the last entrant being the fan favourite Matt Hardy

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The battle was a quick but brutal one and when Funaki was reversed Matt Hardy's twist of Fate and shoved him into the Referee Helms got involved. Gregory started batter Hardy to the floor and as La Parka, Rey and Joey charged out all heel broke loose leaving 'The Miz' to 'Mizard of Oz' Teioh for the win.

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After the match the scrap involved all five participants of the cruiserweight match as Hardy, Funaki and Teioh all left the ring. Mizanin was the first to get tossed over the ropes by Helms and as Gregory turned around he back dropped, the oncoming La Parka, out of the ring alas Helms came straight out of one move only to be Hurricanrana'erd out of the ring by Mysterio, As Rey got up Mercury grabbed his mask and trouser and tossed him through the ropes.

Mercury bent down to pick up the discarded Cruiserweight belt but when he lifted his head he got a sharp kick from a smaller man, CM Punk!!!. "Helms it is I who will be the sixth man at survivor series!"

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MVP the Franchise Player came sauntering out Ready to go up against one of the most athletically gifted superstars in the form of Shelton Benjamin.

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MVP did well to keep up with Shelton and did what many people didn't expect from him and that was to learn from Shelton's mannerisms and actually was able to look the better fighter tonight. But he hit the Leg Drop neck breaker only to get a two count which caused visible frustration and that led to Shelton catching him with a release German suplex, people forget sometimes that he started on Smackdown being trained by the World Heavy Weight No1 contender Kurt Angle, As Porter tried to catch his breath by clinging to the ropes, Benjamin went for the Shelton Splash but MVP scouted it and ducked underneath the colossal jump of Shelton and tapped his finger on his head for the sign of intelligence but Benjamin didn't crash into the turnbuckle he landed on the ropes than feigned he had hurt himself by dropping to the canvas and rose slowly so as MVP went for his Malicious Intent Kick on the 'winded' Benjamin but he backwards rolled underneath MVP's leg then hit his own super kick to get the pinfall.

Orlando Jordan then ran out to the ring and they began to stare each other down seeing which one would blink, but Kennedy came in through the crowd in civvies clothes but wielding his new ECW chair slid in the ring and hit Shelton on the back of his head forcing him to headbutt Orlando, Ken Kennedy Then did a Gut Wrench power bomb to Jordan to make sure he was down. Maven then charged down the ramp but he was quickly removed when Kennedy side stepped him and sent him out of the ring. Maven got straight back up and started having a temper tantrum before going back into the ring but before he got at Kennedy, from the same spot from which Kennedy came Burke appeared from him clad all in civvies, Elijah then drove his knees into the back of Maven knocking him down. Burke then stared down to Kennedy and the now risen MVP.

The three of them all left the ring celebrating and Taunting the three in the ring who were all nursing the backs.

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Davari was accompanied to the ring Tiger Jeet Singh and Tiger Ali Singh as they awaited The Red Machine Kane, When he came out Kahli then started to saunter down to the ring as well. This prompted Brock, Batista and Bobby Lashley to come down to the ring to back Kane up.

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It was like a squash match as Kane just toyed with the Arab American, Kane then caught him with a side walk slam and Kane then mounted the ropes and waited for Davari to stand and when he did he was hit with a flying clothesline which was too much for Tiger Jeet to watch. And ordered Kahli to enter but as he was only half way over Brock, Batista and Bobby Lashley interrupted the Giant to stop him.

Tiger Ali then slid and tried to attack Kane but was caught with a viscous choke slam. Kane then lifted Davari up on his shoulder for a tombstone but when he saw Tiger Jeet coming at him with his sheikh staff in hand he dropped Davari behind him on his feet then ducked underneath the shot from the staff. The Ref saw this and called for the DQ saying Davari won. Kane then big booted Tiger Jeet and saw Hassan attack Lashley's left leg and continued to beat on that. Kahli then continued over the rope knocking Brock and Batista back momentarily leading to Batista to run into a big boot from Kahli. Lesnar then went to attack but Kahli lifted him up for the Choke bomb but Lesnar fought out of it but Kahli hit him with the head butt followed by an overhead chop.

Kane slammed his hand around kahli's neck after the Punjabi pushed Lesnar over, Kahli then put his own hand around the neck of Kane and with his free hand knocked kane's off and then preceded to Chokebomb him. Kahli turned straight into a spear from Batista but it only knocked him into the ropes not actually over, Brock then turned the Punjabi around and F-5'd him over the ropes. Batista and Lesnar then advanced on Hassan who was still attacking Lashley's leg. But Muhammed Hassan got out of there quickly and while receiving a berating off Tiget Jeet he helped Tiger Ali back to the locker room area.

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Chris Benoit came out to a huge reception as his music hit and he walked down the ring and got ready for the match, it seemed he was the favourite.

Chris Jericho, Benoit's friend and old tag team partner was next for the no1 contendership.

Undertaker now stalked the ring and as Jericho and Benoit stared each other down they formed an uneasy alliance to attack Taker.

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The alliance didn't last long as when Taker went for the old school on Benoit Jericho made him slip on the ropes then did the very Jericho-esq springboard dropkick taking Taker out of the bout for a while. Which gave Jericho an opportunity to enziguri the recovering Benoit getting the first near fall of the match.

Benoit then went on the attack with multiple german suplex's on Jericho and when Taker arrived back into the ring Benoit went for a German suplex on him but the deadman blocked him so Benoit went down on his knees then swivelled around to Taker's front and took his legs away and then quickly locked in the Sharpshooter.

Taker was writhing and wriggling trying to get free with out harming himself anymore he even tried to shout to Jericho to help him out but it was in vain as the other Canadian was resting on the bottom turnbuckle seemingly oblivious to his surroundings. Undertaker then started crawling for the ropes then he stretched and got there but when the referee started the five count Taker slingshotted them both through the bottom ropes. Benoit was able to get up first and kept The Phenom down by repeatedly stomping on him. Benoit looked up at Jericho to see him run across the ring spring board off the adjacent ropes and shoulder tackled him off the apron taking them both down.

As those two traded blows as they went to stand they just caught out the corner of their eyes Undertaker bounce off the ropes and flew over the closest ones to the two Chris' knocking all three men down.

Taker was the first to his feet and with that cue he tossed Benoit into the steel steps and flung Jericho into the ring, The Dead man methodically took apart Jericho until Deadman Inc got bored and set him up for a powerbomb but Jericho started to rapidly punch him only to be pushed out of reach and as he was suspended in the air he saw benoit climbing the turnbuckle behind taker. Jericho crashed down hard and that was Benoit's encouragement to leap from atop of the ring ropes but got caught in the meaty hand of the Undertaker which chokeslammed him into the ground.

Taker stalked around to the head of Benoit and did his favoured pin usually done after the tombstone but when the referee was three quarters of the way down to get to three Jericho slid his fellow Canadian out of reach from the undertaker. Taker curled back his demonic tongue into his mouth and brought back his pupils from his skull to focus on the exhausted two men in front of him. They both rose slowly staring at Undertaker as they realised he was winning…not if the Chris' had something to say.

Jericho and Benoit both attacked at the same time and although Taker fought back it wasn't hard enough as he dropped down to his knee as they continued their assault, Benoit then rushed off the ropes for some extra momentum but was caught when the Phenom exploded and caught him with a big boot to the face. Jericho was stunned but decided to attack the deadman from behind which turned out to be futile as he was caught in a huge side walk slam.

Taker then went back over to Benoit but as he reached down Benoit rolled up his arm and locked him in the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE, THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE Undertaker seemed in pain but he wasn't doing anything to voice his pain even when Jericho was yanking on Benoit to break the hold, eventually Jericho gave in and locked Taker into the Walls of Jericho, then you heard the dead man scream in pain, then the most unsuspected thing happened.

Im The Boogey Man And IM comin to get YA

The lights went infra red and the strange creature from the bottomless pit started advance towards the ring gyrating and pulsating. He stopped at the top of the ring steps staring directly at Jericho, The Boogeyman then spat some words in the ring leading to Jericho suddenly run to the ring ropes and puke. Boogeyman then rolled over the tope rope only to get a lecture from the referee but when the Boogeyman started beating a clock over his head and smoke started trailing from his stick the ref hightailed it out of there.

Benoit let go of the now prone undertaker to stare down the newcomer to the ring, but when he did Taker rolled over and sat up leaving the crowd cheer but Benoit none the wiser, Taker then stalked behind him and then bounced off the ropes as Benoit turned around in disgust of the boogeyman only to get caught in a flying lariat from Taker. Now it was Takers turn to stare at the boogeyman who produced more worms from his mouth laughing but stopped when the Dead man just rolled back his eyes and flexed his tongue, The Boogeyman rolled out of the ring almost if he was scared himself.

Jericho then attacked Taker from behind and whip him off the opposite ropes but lowered his head for a back body drop only to get caught in a DDT. The Phenom then saw Benoit on top of the turnbuckle trying to catch The deadman with an aerial assault only to find a dead hand around his throat, fans cheering for a chokeslam to the outside like on a popular video game. But he didn't get a chance as Jericho really wanted the title shot so he got his ass in gear and bounced off the ropes behind taker and delivered a bulldog setting him up for his Lionsault, but he was still tired from the beatings he has already took which gave Benoit ample opportunity to deliver the Kamikaze headbutt to Undertaker. He was only able to get a two count though.

Benoit was surprisingly the last up and since he missed Jericho duck under takers arms and deliver a falling sleeper neckbreaker he was able to get Jericho while he was getting up. Benoit first delivered a Snap suplex but then he swiveled his hips to get up and delivered a normal suplex but now almost sluggishly got up and delivered a stalling Vertical suplex leaving Benoit spent of most of his stamina. When he did get up so did the under taker so he went for an powerslam on Tkaer but when he did he let taker rest on his shoulder, The deadman wriggled through and rolled it so Benoit was on his shoulders and gave him a thunderous Tombstone piledriver, but as he lent forward lickng thin air with his tongue Jericho springboarded off the ropes and lionsaulted ontop of taker and Benoit.

The ref didn't know what to do but he counted any way, he then originally lifted Jericho's hand but when taker woke up he was forced to raise his hand but then when they started to argue, Theodore long came out and laid out what is happening.

"This Sunday at Suvivor Series it will be Undertaker Versus Y2J Chris Jericho in a submission match for a title shot at the royal rumble." With that Teddy left. As the two men stared at each other a while longer.

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Lashley came down to the ring accompanied by an irate Kane but decided to send him back when Muhammed Hassan came down to the ring alone looking for a fight with Lashley.

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The fight was evenly matched to begin with as they both had advantegas which gave them enough to have stints Hassan got a close two count though when he hit a front face lock elbow drop. But the battle swayed in the direction of Lashley after he got his own near fall after a stalling one armed suplex, and started dominating the match with his sheer strength and power. With the crowd behinde Lashley he got a bit to cokcy and when the Veteran Tiger Jeet came out and started to coach Hassan Bobby the former military man got caught in dragon whip on his earlier agitated leg.

Hassan continued his assault on the leg as he did a cross kneelock, several spinning toe holds, he even did some cocky falling toe holds all hyper extending his knee. He soon began to brawl the leg keeping the bigman down. Hassan even locked in his Camel clutch but then his confidence began to waver.

The crowd once again got behind there champion and he powerfully stood up with Hassan clinging for dear life was smashed down as he was caught in a piggy back from hell. Lashley then set himself up for the Spear, He stalked him while Hassan groggily got to his feet.

Lashley gunned for it but as he put pressure on his, now, bad leg he faltered and gave enough opportunity for Hassan to do his reverse STO to get the win. Teddy's Troops have all been defeated against the Arab-American Alliance Cole cried out.

Here comes an angry Kane JBL said as the big red machine came down chasing after Tiger Jeet, but ran into a fight with Hassan who got uppercutted by Kane, The Great Kahli began to run down to the ring but Batista and Brock then came down followed by Davari and Tiger Ali. Teddy Long decided to start ordering the four machine's around as Tiger Jeet did for his warriors but then the newly signed Rikishi ran down to the ring and started to help the Arab-Alliance clear the ring and when Theodore got in his face the Rock sprinted down and gave him a spinebuster.

The Rock and Rikishi left leaving the Arab-American alliance standing tall.

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CrusierWeight Open ,, Mike Mizanin Vs Teioh Vs Matt Hardy Vs Funaki ,, The Miz pin Teioh Future Wars Single ,, MVP Vs Shelton Benjamin ,, Shelton Won

Kane Vs Davari ,, Davari Won DQ

WWE title No1 contender match ,, The Undertaker Vs Chris Benoit Vs Chris Jericho ,, No Contest

Lashley Vs Hassan ,, Hassan Won

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I think this is the last time I mention Benoit for awhile since I don't believe I will be able to portray his in ring wrestling ability correctly when certain things are being said about him in the newspapers and on the internet.

Thans Cass