Got Dumped? (Serena Version)
By Katie-lee Brady

Summary: Serena is a girl on the edge. Actually, she's in full-tilt emotional meltdown. Her Barbie dreams are lying in matters after she caught her hunky ken banging another doll.

Serena finds herself on the street - the Hollywood Walk of fame, to be precise - with no love and no plans except a half-baked quest (courtesy of a goofy fortune-teller) to "find the white pony".

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NOTHING! I don't own the Sailor Moon in any way, including the characters. I also DON'T OWN the movie 'Dirty Love' which I used for my main idea of a story line. Other then that, this story is mine, not much, but still. So PLEASE DON'T SUE!

Rating: M – May, most definitely, contain course language, mild violence, and some sexual references! So if you're unsure what makes guys different from chicks, please don't read, just a warning. So please enjoy!

Chapter 5: On the Date

Serena and Tom were seated I the middle of the room surrounded by people.

"So, Lita tells me you've been having a tough time lately" Tom asked

"Yeah, yeah, but I'd really rather not talk about it. I'd like to try and forget about it for like a whole, 10 minutes"

"I hope I can help" he said

"Me too… I need a great distraction right now" Serena said wide eyed to emphasize her point

"Oh really?" Tom said having in idea in his mind "huh, why don't you look underneath the table" he said.

Serena hesitated at first, but took a look anyways.

When she did she seen a bird, a dove to be precise, she then looked back up to Tom and spoke, "Ummm, there's like a fucking bird under the table" she said in disbelief

He just simply raised his brows and said, "Why don't you look again"

So when she did there was no bird, a few feathers, but no bird, amazing. She popped her head back up in surprise, "I swear to god, there was a bird there a second ago" she said.

He simply clicked his fingers and said, "It's magic". She then fake laughed as if to say, FREAK!

"Umm, I'm really hungry, so can we maybe call a waiter over here or something before I start noring at the table cloth?" Serena asked

"No problem" Tom said bringing is index, and middle finger behind his ears, with a painful look,

"You have a headache?" Serena asked,

But he shushed her, "I'm physically calling a waited" then he closed is eyes again. When he did Serena threw her hand in the air and waved a waited over so he wouldn't see.

The waited came over and asked, "Are we ready to order?" To this Tom opened his eyes, and was like, "am I good, or what?", Serena just fake laughed again

The waiter sensing her embarrassment asked, "Arr, would you care to hear the specials?",

Serena popped her head up, "sure",

"Wonderful" the waited said and carried on, "We have a Fettichini that is out of this world bathed in white source, and then we have the rabbit…"

But was cut off by tom yelling, "RABBIT" then laughed when Serena and the waiter looked at him like he was crazy, "I love rabbit" he said which made Serena stroke at her white rabbit little jacket like thing she was wearing.

"So I'll have the rabbit well done please, and a bottle of your best chardinea" the waited nodded then turned to Serena, but before any one could say anything, tom spoke for her, "she'll have the salad and the water"

The waiter turned and said, "Arrh.. yes.. certainly, I'll be right back"

Serena looked a bit annoyed, but didn't mind too much, she just wanted to get outta there, then Tom spoke, "I hope my rabbit doesn't eat your salad" he said laughing making Serena fake smile and laugh, feeling totally embarresed.

THEN she spotted something from the entrance, it was Diamond with that bimbo that was at the gym Mina was telling her about, but she had a neck brace on and was wearing an over revealing leopard print dress that came mid thigh. Diamond was wearing jeans and a red with white weird prints over the shirt. She then turned to Tom, "Will you arr, excuse me. I have to use the little girls room" which made him laugh.

In the Little Girls Room

As Serena walked in she looked disgraced, but then put a huge smile on when she noticed a small vender that had tampons inside. So she quickly pressed the button and twisted the knob, she stood back and waited for a tampon to come, but nothing, "come on" she thought to her self out loud, then twisting in more and banging on it she begged, "pleeaasssseeee?" but nothing, so she sobbed and walked over the marble sinks looking at her self in the mirror, then she talked to her self, "where'd he get that shirt?" she said annoyed, "that skank" she whispered with hate coving the words, then she admitted to her self, "she's pretty" and she sobbed back to herself, "why do exes look better when their exes?" she asked herself totally confused, "why am I talking to myself?" 'I dunno' her subconscious answered for her, "then shut up" she said, but then her subconscious answered again, 'you shut up'. To this she poked her tongue out to her self in the mirror and gave her the finger. Giving up she reached in to her bag and pulls out a super maxi pad. Then heading towards a toilet, she asks herself again, "why'd the blonde jump off the building? Steve the Maxi pad had wings" she said fake laughing going into the toilet and closing the door behind her.

While in the toilet a women came into the bathroom crying. Standing against the sinks, her back to the mirror. As Serena flushed the toilet and came out, the women hugged her. Serena looked shocked, not knowing what to do, so she weirdly hugged her back for re-assurance. The women then let her go, and said thank-you before leaving. After women left beck shook her head in a what-the-hell way, washed her hands, and left back to the table.

Back at the Table

When she arrived back at the table, Tom was just sitting there. She sat down and said a quick "Hi".

His eyes widened, "woooww… you love more beautiful." He said with a smile.

She just laughed a little bit and turned head to noticed her ex. They were seated in a far corner, and that WHORE was saying something to him, dragging her chair closer, and they were about to kiss. But not to be rude, she answers back to Tom, "huh, what, no thanks" still keeping eye contact on her ex.

"Oh, oh no, I didn't ask you anything, I was gunna ask… say, that you look even more beautiful" she juts looked at him, then down on the table.

On the table there was a folded napkin in a flower, "Oh, you made this into a flower, that's so sweet…" she started, but he cut her off, "no, no, no…that not me, it was him" he said pointing to the waiter who was smiling and gave her a wink, "oh" she said, disappointed, then chucked it back on the table.

"So, beautiful, where would you like to go after this?" he asked in a sexy voice.

She leaned in, "Why don't we figure that out later. Right now I just wanna sit in this chair and stay put" she said.

But then he moved his hands towards her, open palms on aside and shaked them, then going up, then her chair magically lifted of the ground, "or, maybe not" she said a bit scared.

"You weigh 125 pounds, right?" he asked,

She just laughed, "no, I'm 115…" she said smiling around at everyone, then he lifted her higher, "125" she said in an angry whisper to tom, who then lifted her down.

Just as he did, the waited came, "One salad for the gorgeous lady" he said handing her the salad with a smile. Then grabbing the other plate, "and the rabbit" he said coldly putting the plate down. Then as he was about to walk off, before Serena grabbed him, "Can you please send a blue volcom, to that guy seating over in the corner" she said pointing to her ex. The waited nodded and left. As he did Tom grabbed his champagne glass in one hand, while the other held a knife and banged the water glass to make a toast. "Okay, I'll go first" he said placing the knife back down.

Serena just interlocked her fingers and held then to her neck, "I didn't know we were taking turns, haha".

Then Tom went on, "Okay lets see,… your beauty is like, arr, magic spell. So mysterious and tricky, can make an angle lose his wings, but can conquer any dragon" while he was talking beck noticed her ex about to kiss, then tom finished talking, so she turned her concentration back on Tom. She just laughed at his toast to herself. Then he said holding his glass up, "I really hope you let me inside, cause I'd really love to taste your treasure",

To this Serena smiled at her self, "well my treasures under construction right now, so…" she said taking a sip of her champagne.

"Oh" was all he said, sounding a bit disappointed, then took a sip himself. "now you" he said putting the glass back on the table.

Serena now looked happy, "Oh, okay, umm.." then she noticed her ex had just got the drink she sent, now happy that she had gotten his attention, she thought of the proper toast to make to totally make him jealous, "Your love spell has worked so well, that it has completely taken control over my body, and making me do things I would never do in my life" then she drunk the whine. Tom looked uber happy and drunk to it, hoping he would be a lucky man that night, but unfortunately, her treasure is under construction… :(

As she finished drinking, she got up from her chair, and started to crawl on the table, but she knocked the glass of water over, that went all over Tom.

He got up, "I'm sorry, sorry" she said getting back down in her seat. Tom the held his hands over the table, to do magic, "no, no, please… it's okay..." Serena tried to stop him, but he went for the table cloth. Meanwhile her ex was watching everything, getting interested when he went to grab the cloth. Tom was trying to do the trick were you take the cloth right from underneath the stuff on the table, but unfortunately, it didn't work, the material was wrong for the trick, so every this went flaying straight into Serena's lap. Her ex was now in laughing hysteria as Serena had all the food down her front. She looked very pissed, not happy, extremely embarrassed. So that is why they left.

They were now driving in the car and Tom was telling Serena some weird random stuff, "and the wizard said to the little boy, you can't do magic with your bare hands, you need a magical wand" he then pulled out a wand at taped it on her head, waving it around – not good when you driving –

She then grabbed it out of his hands and hit it with him, "will you shut the fuck up!" He then swerved the car and was driving everywhere all over the roads, and that was when a police officer pulled them over.

They sat quiet in the car until an officer came; there were two, "What the hell was your problem? Who realise you could have killed somebody?" the officer asked to tom, who was driving.

"Well first, top of the morning to ya officer" he said taking an air hat off, then laughed, "I'm sorry officer, there was actually a big BEE" he said looking at Serena, "in the car, and I'm allergic".

The officer looked at him with a is-this-fuck-for-real kinda look, "a bee?" the officer said, mocking him, Tom nodded. The officer now angry, "Sir I'm gunna have to search your vehicle. Could you please pop the truck for me?" he said while he got up from his leaning position,

"Well sure" Tom said as he pocked the button with a "pop" and "there you go".

Both officers then walked to the back of the car, "so what do we got?" one says to the other,

"Just a couple of smart asses with attitude" he said lifting the boot. Both officers were shocked. Inside the trunk was a pile of C4, with a push detonator thingy, and a plush rabbits head on top of the stack. "Well, well, we've got ourselves a couple of bombers" one says they say putting the trunk down.

Meanwhile, Serena asks from seeing the officers looks, "What the hell is wrong with you?",

Tom whispers back, "Don't worry, follow my lead".

Just after he says that, the officers are either side of the car, and were holding their guns to back, and toms cheeks, "Don't move!"

Serena totally scared. "You wanna tell me what the hell you got in the trunk?" the officer asks.

"Yeah. I'm a magician" Tom said sarcastically.

Then the other officers says, "I didn't know magicians carried C4!"

Serena oven more scared turns to Tom, "C4? What the hell is C4?" she says worried.

Tom then turns to her, and in a superior, factual voice, he tells her, "C4, is actually a very powerful explosive" he says thinking he's top shit.

"EXPLOSIVE! Are you out of your mind?" she said frantically. Then in a low, nearly sobby voice, "wait, of coarse you are!".

The officers then look at each other, then Tom starts to speak again. "Look, I can explain. I'm doing an underwater trick, on the 'tonight' show" he said slapping the gun away from his cheek, "and um… there's a big explosion on the end. That's it".

The officers didn't believe them, so they say, "Okay, that's it, get out of the car!" so they get out of the car and are taken down to the police station.

Serena and Tom were now both standing in front of two female officers that are writing stuff on the desk.

Then one says, "I will need you both to remove all of you garments please" she said looking at them, totally serious.

Serena gasps, especially since she has her periods. "Umm…" thinking off her head, "can we both do this separately? I hardly know him?" Tom nods.

"Yeah well, that's what they all say. So remove all you cloths NOW" one officer said getting a bit angry.

Tom was about to say something when the women gets up from her desks banging he hands to it. She walks over, and stands in front of Serena, "Either you do. Or I do it for you" she said looking her up and down,

"Okay" Serena said in a low voice. She then started to remove her cloths, stopping at her jeans,

"Your almost there" the officer says,

Serena looks at her innocently "Please? Please? I am begging you. Let me do this some place else?" in a low whisper voice. The officer then puckers up and looks at her in a if-you-don't-do-it-then-I-will. Serena's reactions were quick, she then starts to unbutton and unzip her jeans and slowly pulls them down, revealing her pink g-strings, and the super maxi pad that was half hanging out the front of her pants.

The officer then looks at Serena, stunned, "what is that? a mattress?" Serena just breathed harder in embarrassment, looking down at the ground, totally not where she wanted to be. The officer then looks at her one last time, and turns to Tom, "Alright, it's your turn" the officer says slapping his chest then going back to her seat. Tom the quickly undresses to his boxers. While doing so he glances at Serena to see what the hell was pocking outta her undies. Serena just sobbed, tears of embarrassment. The officer then walks back outing on her gloves, "well I won't be giving her the cavity search, so it looks like it's your lucky day bastard" then to his ears, "drop 'em" she commanded. Tom the quickly drops them, and the women starts fishing around, then she looks more interested, has she found something? All she says, "well, well, well, what do we have here" and she starts pulling out some kind of material tired together – you know that colourful stuff clowns have up their sleeves. Well anyways, Serena then puts one hand to her side to block out what the officer was pulling at and then looks at Tom in a what-the-fuck look.

He looks at her holding his hands over his dick, "I was saving this trick for later" giving her a small smile.

Serena then fake laughs and see what the officer was doing, she was shocked, and not to mention, felt less embarrassed by having her super maxi pad hanging out.

They then got their photos down, plus finger prints and were put in separate cells. Serena was put in a cell where one other women was. She was a hooker, of course. The hooker had on killer high clear heels, mini denim skirt, and a blue bra like top. Her hair was totally messy, no doubt teased. Serena said hi while walking past her to the next seat, the hooker just simply said hello back.

Once Serena sat she looked at the hooker, "can I ask you sumthing?"

The hooker turned her head, "I ain't go no where"

"What made you get into your… profession?" she asked,

"I walked in on my boyfriends fucking another girl" she simply said.

Serena had a look of shock on her face, and then started to cry, "That's it, that's it. I knew it" she got up and started to kick the air, "I'm joining your party" she said leaning against the wall. The hooker now turned to beck, chewing her gum, but looking at her as if she was a fucking mental case.

The hooker then said, "you know what I realised. Sometime you just gotta face the music and move on".

Serena then made chatting signs with her hands, "blar, blar, blar. Yea right lady" and walked over to the far side slipping down the wall. As she settled herself, she noticed something written on the wall,

"The hardest love to learn is that, which is dark. The kind that causes the most pain. It is up to the SOUL to look past that dirty love and regain the beauty that illuminates so bright before… PURE LOVE!"

After reading, Serena wanted to cry again, "yeah right. My white pony's probably in a glue factory by now" and she started to cry again. Not wanting to hear, the hooker starts to sing.

Ohhhh….. she's in jail… don't worry it's just an over night thing… well anyways next chapter is going to be the final one…. Can't wait…. Arhhh. Wonder whats gunna happen... Mmmm

Katie :)