Argh…this is partly based on some evil person that everybody hates. Guess who.
Brambly Talons has logged on
lion's roar2 has logged on
lion's roar2: I'm Lionpaw now! I'm an apprentice! Ferncloud is my mentor!
Brambly Talons: Yes, I know that. I was there, remember?
Lion's roar2: oh yeah.
Brambly Talons: So…
Lion's roar2: HA! You can't tell me to go back to the nursery now!
Flying Squirrels of Randomness has logged on
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: You can't use Leafpool's laptop all the time, though. You still have to do warrior's duties.
Lion's roar2: But I'm not on Leafpool's laptop! Hollypaw lent me hers!
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: WHAT!? How the heck did HOLLYPAW get a computer!?
Lion's roar2: She traded her best Pokemon ® cards to Littlecloud for it at the last Gathering. All the medicine cats have a computer so they can e-mail each other about herbs, and Littlecloud had an extra one.
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: How did she get a laptop in the apprentice den without any cat noticing?
Lion's roar2: dunno, it's not my problem. If my sister wants a laptop she can get one, as far as I'm concerned.
Brambly Talons: Don't talk to Squirrelflight that way!
Lion's roar: Whatev.
Brambly Talons: Lionpaw!!
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: He, like, just became a teenager.
Brambly Talons: I know.
Rebel Medicine Cat has logged on
Herbs and a Non Believer has logged on
Rebel Medicine Cat: Coolness! I'm logged on while I'm sharing dreams with StarClan!
Herbs and a Non Believer: Me too! This is way better than a stupid dream. Why do you think they're from StarClan, anyway, Leafpool?
Rebel Medicine Cat: How can you not believe in StarClan?
Lion's roar2: What? Mothwing is EVIL! StarClan is so awesome! They have a prophecy about me, you know.
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: Lionpaw, don't brag!
Lion's roar2: But it's true, isn't it? Erin Hunter's writing about it, right? Something about stars, and-
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: For StarClan's sake…
Barley and Wheat has logged on
Barley and Wheat: Hello!
Stream of Silver has logged on
Azure Stars has logged on
Azure Stars: Leafpool! Mothwing! You missed the dream we sent you by coming to this chatroom!
Rebel Medicine Cat: Uh-oh. Was it important?
Azure Stars: Yes! Now you don't know what it is! The dream was so important that if you don't know it, it could bring doom to the Clan!
Rebel Medicine Cat: No-o! What was it?
Azure Stars: It was about how to get everyone in the Clan to have high-speed internet connection like StarClan! dramatic music starts
Rebel Medicine Cat: NOOOOOOOO! HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED IT?
Azure Stars: It's all your fault! Now all the other Clans will have high-speed connection while ThunderClan waits for their stupid dial-up to work!!! ThunderClan will fall due to lack of speed!
Rebel Medicine Cat: NO! Please, help me! I'll do anything!
Azure Stars: Hmm… really?
Rebel Medicine Cat: Not really, but I've always wanted to say that.
Azure Stars: FINE! But it's not my fault if your Clan dies from dial up connection!
Azure Stars has logged off
Stream of Silver: Wow, Bluestar is really hyper today.
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: No kidding.
Stream of Silver: Ever since Firestar gave her that weird message about cheese she's been obsessed by it. She won't stop eating cheese! It's fried her brains!
Brambly Talons: Firestar has that effect on cats.
Barley and Wheat: Like zombies have an effect on Ravenpaw.
Raveninflight400 has logged on
Raveninflight400: Zombies!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Raveninflight400 has logged off
Herbs and a Non Believer: Total randomness.
All the people on Fanfiction have logged on
All the people on Fanfiction: Help! Flame Rising is out to kill us! He uses the f-word to flame our stories! And he blames it on other users!
Stream of Silver: That sounds kinda like Firestar. Well, the flame part at least…
All the people on Fanfiction: NO! Firestar wouldn't attack innocent Twolegs!
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: It's not Firestar. He's insane, but not stupid.
Rising Flames has logged on
Rising Flames: What? I'm not ----ing stupid!
Pinefur of DragonClan has logged on
Pinefur of DragonClan: YOU ARE AN INSULT TO FIRE! FIRE IS MY ELEMENT! FIRE IS COOL! YOU DON'T DERSERVE A PEN NAME WITH FIRE!!! LIONPAW COME HERE NOW!!!
lion's roar2: CHARGE!!!
Error – Rising Flames is no longer connected
All the people on Fanfiction: THANK YOU LIONPAW!!! Hail to Lionpaw! He saved the day!
Pinefur of DragonClan: Yes, Lionpaw is the best cat ever! He has defeated He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Pen-Named!
Brambly Talons: Indeed!
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: Yay!
All the people on Fanfiction: We will all put shrines up in honor of Lionpaw.
FireintheSky has logged on
FireintheSky: See? Now I give you your warrior name, Liontail!
Lion's roar2: Well, I still have to learn stuff. I only became an apprentice a few nights ago.
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: gasp So… modest!
Lion's roar2: What?
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: Never mind.
Stream of Silver: I have to go. Bluestar is having a mental breakdown because the StarClan-Delivery-Service just brought a Twoleg monster full of cheddar.
FireintheSky: mmm… cheddar.
Stream of Silver: It's your fault, Firestar! If you hadn't given her the message about cheese…
Stream of Silver has logged off
Rebel Medicine Cat: AHH! The dream is ending! Goodbye! Goodbye!
Rebel Medicine Cat has logged off
Herbs and a Non Believer has logged off
Lion's roar2: I need to go train with Ferncloud to be a warrior.
Lion's roar2 has logged off
Flying Squirrels of Randomness: Why does he listen to Ferncloud but not me?
Brambly Talons: I have no idea.
All the people on Fanfiction: GOODBYE LIONPAW!!
All the people in Fanfiction have logged off
Flying Squirrels of Randomness has logged off
Brambly Talons has logged off
FireintheSky has logged off
Barley and Wheat: Um…
Pinefur of DragonClan: Everybody is happy now! YAY!
Pinefur of DragonClan has logged off
Barley and Wheat: Er… right
Barley and Wheat has logged off
Yes, I know it is kind of stupid to risk my life by flaming Flame Rising, because I have so far escaped them flaming me, but it is worth it because they are a sprinking mousebrain with no life.