The big konoha festival (the night no one can remember except Kankuro).

Naruto's night…

He was so happy about going to the party, he'd got there early to get a good seat. Choji was at the door with two female sand Nin, he looked happy about it because they seemed to like Choji (Naruto only noticed this because there was a lot lipstick marks on his face and the two girls were basically hanging off him, aka bloody obvious but Naruto's an idiot). About 10 minutes later Hinata, Ino, Sakura, Tenten, Anko, Shizune, Kankuro's girlfriend, and Tsuande came in. Then the boys Kiba, Shino, Lee, Neji, Kankuro, Gaara, and Jiraiya. People were drinking, dancing and enjoying it. So far no alcohol had been consumed. Of course Kakashi was late; he came in just after Temari and Shikamaru. Temari was blushing and Naruto couldn't see Shikamaru's hands but thought Shikamaru had made a rude joke.

Tsuande then went to the bar and called a halt to everything.

"This is a grand celebration so you can all have the one round on me-" Tsuande

"Yay" everyone yelled.

"Provided you buy a pint" Tsuande.

Naruto ordered the beer made by the sand village he thought it was pretty good (the sand village sells the stuff because they can't stand it and because they know not to drink the local brew). Tsuande walked past and hit his head in what appeared to be an accident. He then drank it and fell off his chair along with everyone or what he thought was everyone. He got up and walked over to Sakura, she looked a little off balance, he hugged her.

"Do you want to dance?" Naruto

His answer was a punch in the eye, which sent him across the bar, and he landed on Hinata's table.

"Oh what an entrance my mighty Naruto" her words came out a little drunken.

"Do you want to dance?" Naruto

"Sure my love" Hinata.

They went over to the dancefloor where lots of other people were dancing, then a song called 'Rein Raus' came on (it means In, Out in German), Naruto knew how to dance to this song, he explained it to Hinata. For some reason Naruto had bent over on his hands and knees, Hinata stood behind him with her waist about the same height as his rear, she then started to thrust and slapped his rear as well. Toward the middle of the song they switched positions. People were cheering them on but they didn't know why.

At the end they walked back to a table and started kissing in the background, they heard the macarana and a lot of fleshy thuds. They continued kissing, when they leaned over the table to kiss as deeply as they could they fell off the table it going with them. They continued making out, but the barman had Choji and the other two take them out, they were obviously drunk out of their skulls. They were escorted round the corner and left to wander off. They made it to Hinata's place and into her bedroom, they barely made it that far because they were stripping each other. They didn't realise that a puppet with a camera had followed them and was filming it stayed out of the bedroom.

There were loud moans and groans of pleasure, screams as well. Unfortunately her father and mother slept next door and could hear the banging through the wall. Hinata's parents waited outside the door till it stopped, at one point they almost burst in before it was over because there was a pause, when had stopped Hinata and Naruto were laying in bed cuddling and barley conscious. Hinata's father grabbed Naruto dragged him out of the bed and dropped him immediately, realising he was naked and threw some clothes at him. His wife had passed out in shock.

"Get dressed… oh god, I won't kill you if you just get dressed very quickly, I didn't survive wars, missions, my wife and her pregnancies and 50 kinds of hell to stare at another man tools! Oh god someone get me a blindfold I mean seriously" Hinata's father.

Naruto put on the clothes and was being dragged through the house to the street where Hiashi threw him.

"Don't let me catch you with my daughter again" Hinata's father.

Naruto stumbled back to his house, got into bed and fell asleep. What Naruto didn't realise was he was wasn't wearing his underwear it was Hinata bra and all, for some reason, probably from Hinata's dad not watching him when he got changed.

Kiba's night was similar at the start, he sat at a table with Ino; his girlfriend, Neji, Gaara and Shino. When Tsuande made her speech he ordered a vodka because that way he would be less likely to pass out from the smells. For some reason Tsuande danced past. He turned to stare at her leaving and got a slap from Ino.

"Damn what was that for?" Kiba

"She's way older than you and your meant to stare at me" Ino

They then drank and fell over with everyone else.

Ino got up and grabbed the person nearest her, which was not Kiba, she started to make out with them, a few minutes later she opened her eyes and saw Neji. The five of them were in the back room of the bar before Naruto and Hinata were thrusting on the dance floor, the room had instruments in. Gaara who was dancing in circles with a sand clone of himself fell over a bass guitar; Shino sat at the drums, Neji found a guitar and Ino had just sat down on a chair ,shouting the same song at them. Kiba found a microphone and started singing the song. Toward the end of it he screamed and bugs that had being in his mouth for some reason burst out. There had been a few wandering about before hand but now they were everywhere, they finished the song and were still dancing about all over the place when they got thrown out. They made it to Gaara's apartment in Konoha. They were also being watched by a puppet, it waited outside and there were groans it looked in the window and saw them playing twister Neji and Ino fell first, left and went into the kitchen.

"Hey lets do it in this closet" Ino said pointing to the industrial oven (you know what it is now so no explanation), they stepped in (or crawled in w/e).

Back in the living room the twister game collapsed quite literally. They started standing up and falling over, Gaara was on the ceiling making noises and using a technique to disguise himself as a monster with a long tongue.

"Hey dudes what movie am I meant to be from?" Gaara.

"Cool lets see if we can get up there" Kiba

"Yeah lets!" Shino

They got to the ceiling.

"Hey no hands" Shino said a moment before he fell of off and hit the floor asleep.

'Hahahahaha' came from Kiba then he too fell off and was asleep before the couch was under him. Gaara laughed and was suddenly asleep (still upside down on the roof for some reason).

Tsuande had the night planned out; she would slip a drug into everyone's drink and enjoy the drunken night with Kakashi since he was the third oldest person here other than the barmen and Jiraiya the great old pervert. He deserved to beaten by her again but she'd drug him too. She made her speech and then wandered round dancing and hitting people as she went, in general distracting them as she drugged them. When she got to Kankuro and his girlfriend she sat down with them and chatted while spiking their drinks.

"How long have you two known each other then?" Tsuande

"Well a few months" Kankuro

"Hey we've been going out for a year!" girlfriend

"Yeah but we don't count those months you were a belly dance-" Kankuro was suddenly hit over the head with a puppets arm.

"By the way what's your name?" Tsuande asked

"Oh sorry I always forget to say who I am, I'm." Kankuro's girlfriend stopped when she saw Tsuande fall.

Tsuande sat up at the table and Jiraiya was sitting across from her looking as bad as she felt.

"Want to dance?" Tsuande

"Give me a minute" Jiraiya

"Hey look there's Naruto and Hinataaa…." She trailed off.

"I think we should wait till their finished" Tsuande

Jiraiya had started cheering and so had a load of other people. About five minutes later the macarana came on and Tsuande got up and began dancing, she closed her eyes and occasionally felt an increase in pressure on her chest, it would go as soon as it came though with a thud noise like meat hitting meat.

After the song she went back to the bar, drank a lot more and wonder why there were people looking more than dizzy from drinking and partying. She then went to the dancefloo and took off her top, still dancing and really knowing she was doing it, Jiraiya was suddenly in front of her dancing as well, she threw her top away and then was starting on her bra when the 2 sand nin grabbed her and took her outside, Jiraiya was thrown out by Choji and they could hear not gonna get us on in the background. They stood there for a moment and then they just walked to the mountain, along the way Tsuande's bra was found by a puppet that looked unusual.

Rock Lee was sitting for some reason with his teammate Tenten and Sakura. Maybe I can get Sakura to dance with me. He was of course not going to do any drinking that's why Tenten was with him at the table and not with Neji. He sat there waiting for a decent song to be played. The Fifth gave her speech, he got a fruit juice, she walked over to their table and was talking with Sakura, and he just sat there watching her. Tenten noticed this and slapped him; Tsuande had left a second before.

"What are you doing?" Tenten

"Nothing-" Lee. Tenten hit him again.

"Drink now or I hit you again" Tenten

He drank and so did everyone else. He collapsed and didn't get up for a little while during that time, Hinata and Naruto were thrown out, he got up and started dancing with most of the other people. Tenten and Sakura were dancing as well. He danced over to Tsuande and was knocked down by something. When he woke up he saw Sakura and went over to her.

"Sakura do you want to dan-" Lee

"Hey Lee lets dance" Tenten

"Hey he wants to dance with me" Sakura

They started fighting as Tsuande and Jiraiya were thrown out. Not gonna get us came on.

"Stop why don't you both dance with me" Lee

"Yeah okay" both said they danced. And then wandered to Lee's house.

"Hey Tenten do you want to come in-"

"Yeah I want to come in" Sakura

"Sure I do" Tenten

There was a thud as Lee fell over as he entered his room. They put him in bed as he asked questions. There were a lot more than there might have been. There was the occasional "can you move a little" from the room. People just thought they were playing twister.

Kakashi came in late just after Temari and Shikamaru. There was only one table left that allowed him some dignity and that was with the two lovely jounins. Anko and Shizune, he was actually sneaking around with Anko but hadn't done anything naughty with her, they just enjoyed each other's company. He thought he might actually go further with her tonight. He ordered drinks and brought them over. Till he saw Tsuande spike his drink. Shizune saw Tsuande spike her drink. Anko also saw Tsuande spike her drink.

"Hey Shizune this isn't what I asked for, the one you've got can I have it?" Kakashi

"Well yours isn't mine, Anko yours is mine so Kakashi's got yours!" Shizune

"Okay switch" Anko

They switched smiling as they drank a non-drugged drink. Which they weren't, they collapsed to the floor and got back up from a bundle on the floor, still holding each other because their drinks were stronger than the one's they used to drink when they were 16 (they used to have a drinking contest when they turned 16 with the strongest stuff they could find, that's why Tsuande and Jiraiya like sake so much). They cheered when Naruto and Hinata danced/or were just thrusting none of them were sure. They enjoyed seeing it because they thought they would try it later. Tsuande and Jiraiya were thrown out. Kakashi was hoping she wouldn't be thrown out so quickly, he wouldn't have minded the sight. When only five people were left they heard a good song and for some reason did close to what Naruto and Hinata did and were lifted from their positions. The distance between everyone didn't change for some reason. After about five minutes they realised that they couldn't dance to some 'shitty' dance music. They appeared at Shizune's house. Anko and Shizune went in quickly Kakashi stumbled in and jumped in the bed. And that's where your imagination needs to take over I'm not that creative people! (Tsuki-No-Iona: And we're glad he isn't I thank you!)

Temari and Shikamaru walked together to the party. Temari was kind of annoyed that Shikamaru couldn't keep his hands to himself, she blushed and then slapped him. Reminding him they were meant to be keeping their relationship a secret. They entered the bar and found a table, it turned out to be Hinata's but she didn't mind. He ordered a drink after Tsuande's speech. When she came to spike their drinks she just lent over the table to talk to Shikamaru, giving him a very interesting view of her ahem assets. Hinata was giggling a little; Temari was about to pass out from anger, which pretty much was what happened after she drank. Shikamaru got up and was pinned by Hinata who was touching him up and exploring his throat. Temari saw this as she got up; she pulled Shikamaru away and then started exploring his mouth with her tongue (Shika should be feeling very lucky at this point). Everything happened around them and then they were taken out by the sand Nin. They made it to Shikamaru's house with Temari saying, "I want to meet your parents" kindly at first then "YOU WILL LET ME MEET YOUR PARENTS".

When they got there they weren't sure what they were doing except that dragging Shikamaru should continue. They were in his room with him doing all the work and with her continually shouting orders at him.

(The next part should be up in the week and don't complain at how this one sucked its like the third x-men movie, it sucked but had to be there)

Edited by Tsuki-No-Iona (my older sis) Same with the 1st part.