The big konoha festival (the night no one can remember except Kankuro). What to do?
(This is meant t o be the last chapter and is going up without editing please inform me of any spelling mistakes and stuff like that if any are offended by this tell me and I will send you a reply that consists of dates and times and places where I can kick the crap out of you and if you are a lawyer then this last statement is for you I will rip your heart of your greasy evil carcase and eat It, oh yeah I don't own Naruto but I do wish I owned the company (forgive my little rant))(Oh and I don't own any of the songs that have been involved.
(Means thought.) If you haven't realised)
Naruto stared at the screen.
"Who's been a naughty boy then, by the waycheck your underwear." Said the Kankuro on video.
Naruto was still a little shocked and looked at his underwear as the video ended, and almost had a heart attack. He was changed and was holding the underwear up to the light to see if there was a name. Please don't be who I think it is- wait no way could Hinata have a bra this big and have no one notice these have to be Tsuande's- 'Hinata Hyuuga, Hyuuga compound konoha'Thought Naruto. This time he passed out. He woke up with the doorbell ringing. He went to the door looked through the peephole, and dived for the bed grabbing the bag with the underwear in it and throwing it under the bed. Luckily for him Hinata's mother was not using her pale eyes thing or she would have seen it all. Naruto opened the door and was instantly knocked across the room.
"What do you have to say for yourself Naruto?" Hinata's mother.
"Err I was err drunk" Naruto said with a whimper.
"Wrong answer" H's mother, Naruto was knocked across the room again.
"What do have to say I'm err sorry" Naruto. H's mothers fist stop short.
"That's a start now what are you going to do about what happened?" H's mother.
"I just di-" punched again.
"No you're to be her boyfriend! Or I'll take your heart out, put enough chakra into it to keep it pumping and give it to Hinata and that's if I get you" H's mother.
"Okay sure I'll treat her like a God- Goddess and love her everyday-" Naruto
"Hey lets not get carried away here, first part yeah simple, second you'd have to be God yourself for that, hmm" H's mother starts thinking of what Hiashi would be like if he were a God.
"Err hey Mrs Hinata" Naruto
"Oh sorry anyway go see her later" H's mother. She walked out the door still thinking of her husband. Naruto got the stuff, his wallet that looked like a frog and went to Hinata's house at a very careful speed because of the contents of the bag.
At what turned actually turned out to be Kiba's sister's house/ vets. The tape ended
They were all shocked then they suddenly turned to Gaara -Kiba was throwing up in the sink and the occasional insect came out of his mouth- who was staring back at them.
"Hey I was drunk, seriously at least I didn't sleep with my friends-" Gaara.
"No that wasn't it, we've all done that at one time or another" shino. Kiba's eyes grew and Ino blushed. "its the fact that you were asleep and you seem more human than before-".
"Oh that! It was to do with getting drunk, seeing that tape and who's in the bedroom." Gaara started laughing and so did Ino.
"What… who's in the bedroom? And why am I the only one here other than Gaara who has not slept with my girlfriend?!" Kiba got up and walked over to the bedroom. He collapsed at seeing what was in there.
"Yeah I knew it would have that effect" Gaara still laughing.
"Well who's in there Gaara?" Neji.
"Okay, knock knock!" Gaara
"Oh who's there?" Neji.
"Iruka" Gaara.
"Iruka who?" Neji.
"Iruka wants to come in and bang Kiba's sister" Gaara.
"My God" Neji.
Iruka walked out of the bedroom fully clothed, everyone but Gaara had a shocked expression on their face.
"Err shouldn't you be at an exam or something… I'll just go" Iruka left. Kiba had woken up by now and had not looked at Shino the same. Man how did these roaches get down my throat and how come I didn't mind or notice till I watched the video? thought Kiba.
"Okay Ino we're breaking up, go out with Choji and everyone let us never speak of this again unless we are in a group and completely alone!"
"It will be just like that incident with Hinata we will never speck of either" Shino.
"ARGEED" they all said. They all walked out and then ran, but still turned up in the same place.
(People are only seeing their group's night not everyone's.)
Tsuande threw a punch at Jiraiya who was not stupid enough to stay still, but was stupid enough not to get off the sofa where they were sitting. He was knocked on his back.
"Hey can't we just forget about last night." Tsuande.
"Okay lets agree we forget and never speak of it- wait please tell me you want to tell Kankuro to forget about this?" Jiraiya.
"No we leave him alone and I'll come up with a cover story for it… we.. err were meant to have a social night remembering old times, but Naruto interrupted and spiked our drinks" Tsuande.
"Okay I'll just leave". Jiraiya. He left, and then his head came back round.
"You want to come get some breakfast." Jiraiya.
"Yeah." Tsuande.
Lee sat amazed. Sakura and Tenten were shocked. Lee then started staring at them. He winked and jerked his head toward the bed.
"No! 3 hours was enough I think now we'll have a shower and leave. Dressed of course and you better be getting dressed." Tenten.
Knock knock. "Lee the spring of youth is moving on and you aren't up and training with me…. Are you there." Gai.
"I'll hide! Sakura put on some clothes or something cover yourself up but hide in the bed remember you slept with Lee I was at Neji's." Tenten.
Before anyone could argue Tenten was hiding and Lee had pants on and was leading Gai in.
"Lee what is so important that you couldn't t-" Gai.
"Err hi Gai-sensei." Sakura.
"Oh I see congratulations I will leave you to your girl." Gai left feeling very proud of Lee.
"Whoa that was close you two" Tenten.
"Um lets say we never talk about you in this Tenten okay." Sakura.
"Good plan lets just leave now and get breakfast." Lee.
"All of us." Sakura.
Kakashi, Anko and Shizune had watched the tape. The two girls were still hugging.
"Okay that was a fun night err anything you two want to tell me?" Kakashi.
"Err um…. You know we were kind of going out but not kissing or anything well… I got a little bored and curious and Shizune was there and…" Anko said smiling and rubbing the back of her head. (Boys you want me to describe this in detail! Well…its not going to happen it's a T.)
"Yeah that's basically what happened." Shizune.
"I still don't follow…" Kakashi.
"Um you know Haku and that dude you and you team killed about 3-4 years back on that bridge well they were what we are." Anko.
"Okay let us never speak of last night again and hope to hell no one else does." Kakashi was slightly bothered by it.
"Lets get dressed and have breakfast" Anko, they then left. Dressed of course.
Choji had gotten up and was heading to the ramen shop with the Sand Nin still with him.
Temari and Shikamaru sat there.
"Your brothers a freak." Shikamaru.
"Why you!.." her fist stopped short. "What did the dance music have to do with anything?"
"That's a good point what did it have to do with anything?" Shikamaru.
"You better hope I can borrow something from your mom that you don't need to know about" Temari.
After 5 minutes Temari was back with a can of drink in hand.
"Now lets get some breakfast" Temari.
"Err shouldn't we agree to forget about last night" Shikamaru.
"If you want to die a painful death then yes" She crushed the can and grabbed her fan.
Shikamaru dived out of the way, only to trip on a pair of his own pants. Whack.
"Hey is every thing alright in there" Mr Nara.
"Leave them alone" Mrs Nara. There was an even louder whack from the parents.
Shikamaru looked dazed. "Okay last night happened and it was the most wonderful night of my life." Temari raised her fan.
"Err second most wonderful night of my life" Shikamaru.
"Okay! Now get dressed and its breakfast time." Temari.
Hinata, after having passed out twice, once during and then after she had watched the tape. She ran to look in the bin and was relived to find what she was hoping for. She looked for the clothes on the floor… And didn't find her underwear. Oh fiddle sticks, wait this is my thoughts why did I say 'fiddle sticks'? I can swear all I want. Shit dick crap arse head and hole oh I feel so naughty! she thought. She looked happy and was dancing round in circles. Knock knock.
"Who's there?" Hinata.
"Your father who's not trying to make a joke!"
"One moment" she put on some clothes and hid the 'others'. He was let in.
"Now about Naruto, he was in here with you last night being intimate now he has agreed to be your boyfriend and I now don't mind you two going out but if your going to be err you know… do it at his house, me and your mother were awake since you and him got here, so do it at his house and I'll get you a new bed and wall soon." H's father
"Err okay bye Dad" Hinata.
"Bye" H's father.
Once he left she looked at the wall and the bed. There were a lot of bed-sized groves in the wall. She stood there thinking. I'm happy we're going out.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?" Hinata
"The person"
"What person?" Hinata.
"The person who helped make those marks in the wall" Naruto.
She turned to look out the window. There was Naruto holding a bag.
"What's in the bag?" Hinata
"Your err massive underwear my love" Naruto.
"Oh thank you." Hinata. She took the bag and put it away.
"Err was that your first time Naruto" Hinata. All self-esteem issues now gone thanks to a night of passion.
"To be honest no I err slept with Ino a while back but so has nearly everyone." Naruto.
The air rushed out and something grabbed something precious.
"Err she was awful." The air rushed back in.
"Lets get breakfast" Hinata.
"Ramen it is" Naruto.
They got there. Kankuro and his girlfriend were there too.
"Hey kankuro" Hinata
"Hey Naruto" Kankuro
"So what did you two do last night?" Hinata.
"Quite a bit, I guess you two are going out now" Kankuro
"Yes" Naruto and Hinata said in unison.
All the other groups turned up. The same question was asked to each person 'what did you do last night' the answer was always 'err nothing'. The only thing that was said that was true was the announced break up of Kiba and Ino and Ino then going out with Choji, Lee going out with Sakura, Hinata going out with Naruto and Kakashi being even later now when meeting the Hokage.
Kankuro and his girlfriend went home and laughed for days.
i'm working on a second story it will have the first part up at the end month at the earliset, due to other stories