1House Arrest(Chapter 2)
Two officers are going through the woods. "Do you see anything ?" officer one asked. "No, do you ?" officer two asked. "No, you ?" officer one asked again. "You just asked me that" officer two said. "Alright maybe it was a trick question" the other one said.
Many yards away, Tak was still trying to get away. Her landing wasn't exactly soft. "Ergh, why didn't I put air bags in that pod ?" she spoke annoyed. Her SIR unit Mimi followed close behind, malfunctioning and making an occasional weird beeping noise.
Just then, Tak heard a strange sound. She looked, but saw nothing. Still the unofficial invader remained vigilant. Then, descending from the sky, she saw a wonderful sight, her ship. As it landed, she said "Oh thank the-" but then something happened.
A small metal ball came out of the ship, and released gas. Tak coughed, but it was already in her system. She felt her limbs freeze up even more. To make matters worse, next she was caught in a projectile net. After her last few coughs, she looked, and saw a familiar silhouette. "What ? You ?" she spoke. "None other" Dib came into the light.
"Dib, you pathetic creature, Release Me !" she demanded. "Sorry, but even if I did let you go, that gas will keep you paralyzed for twelve more hours" Dib pointed out. Tak gritted her teeth. "I should have known you'd be back Tak, no doubt you want to try and take over this world and prove yourself to your tall leaders, but that's not going to happen" Dib said triumphantly. "I need information on Irkens, so here's my first question, why were you walking funny in the video ?" he simply asked.
"It's called a limp you idiot" she answered. Mimi made more weird noises, and tried to approach Dib, but instead she toppled over, and twitched. "Mimi is damaged as well" Tak added. "I see, you know I could help you" Dib smirked. "Excuse me ?" Tak asked. "I could nurse you back to health, and fix your robot, all you would have to do is give me all information on your kind" Dib answered. "Be the prisoner of a human ? Never !" Tak said. "It's either that, or have your entrails spilled over an operating table" Dib said. That thought actually scared the female Irken. "ERRRRRGH, fine" she angrily accepted defeat. Grinning like a fool, Dib dragged Tak into the ship. "Back home ?" the ship asked in it's mechanized Dib voice. "Back home" Dib answered.
As they flew, Tak asked "What have you done to my ship ?". "You mean, my ship, I erased your personality and downloaded mine, but the first time I put in too much, and-" Dib stopped when he saw Tak's expression. "Yeah, you don't care" he turned away. Still he kept grinning
Finally they had arrived at Dib's home. He had to carry Tak in, and Mimi followed dragging her feet. Once in the living room, Gaz walked in. "What's she doing here ?" she simply asked. "Gaz, this is the single greatest moment of my life ! I have captured a live alien ! isn't that amazing ?!" Dib proclaimed (Hens all the grinning). "Does this mean you'll stop whining about Zim ?" Gaz asked. "Well this will help stop him, so I guess" Dib said. Gaz took another sip of her PooP cola "Then yes". After she left, Tak said "That thing is related to you ?". "I heard that" she shouted. "Yeah Gaz is my sister, she doesn't try and save the world like me, she thinks Zim is no threat" Dib sat down on the couch. "He really isn't" Tak said while Dib lowered her down. "He beat you didn't he ?" Dib said. "With your help" Tak pointed out. Dib gave her a look and turned on the TV.
"Welcome back to Mysterious Mysteries" announced the host. "This next footage was taken in Mexico" it began "As you can see, there was apparently a cube shaped, and very bright craft maneuvering in the sky". Dib responded to the film "Wow that's-". "Fake" Tak finished. "Huh ?" he turned to her. "An object that shape could never make those turns so quickly, and if it was glowing that bright, that would mean it would explode three seconds later" she explained. Dib was impressed.
As the credits started rolling, Dib decided it was time for bed. " Yawn good night" he said walking off. "What ? You're just going to leave me here ?" asked Tak still paralyzed on the couch. "I've got a good feeling you'll still be there tomorrow" Dib smirked before disappearing around the corner. Tak grit her teeth "I will destroy you". "I know how you feel" Gaz said suddenly appearing.
The next morning came, and the alien awoke. She yawned and rubbed her eyes. That's when she realized something rather important, she could move. She jumped to the door. "Impressive Dib, but in the end, to the victor go the-AAH !" the moment she stepped outside, she was electrocuted. It threw her back into the house. "Spoils" Dib finished. "Perimeter Defense Shield ?" Tak guessed. "Yep, nothing gets in or out" Dib answered.
"Now come on let's go" he said. "Go where ?" Tak asked. "To Skool, I'm not gonna leave you here alone" Dib said. "Ergh ! Stop ordering me around or I'll-Uhn" Tak was about to strike Dib, but her arm ached. "Ah Ah Ah, you're not completely healed" Dib said. Tak then grinned. "Oh and your pack is damaged" Dib pointed out. Tak looked and saw sparks coming off her back. She sighed.
Once the Skool day began, Ms. Bitters made an announcement "Well class, it seems we have a curse of history repeating itself". "Rejoining our class is an old student, some of you might remember her, some of you might not, either way doesn't mean a thing to me, please welcome back, Tak" she finished. Everyone looked and saw Dib, who then stepped out of the way to reveal the hideous new girl. "Hello Tak" everyone said.
Everyone except Zim, his reaction was the same Dib had on his first day (Mouth wide open and pointing).