More DN pointlessness Chapter 2: Krad v.s zee toilet!
One day while Satoshi and Daisuke went to their honeymoon, Dark told Krad to fix the toilet.
Dark: Don't worry. It's easy.
Krad: I'll do it if you give me your bank account number.
Dark: Oh sure! Its 000000000000!!!!
Krad takes Dark's credit card and walks into the washroom.
Krad: Dirty job! Why am I doing this?!
Krad puts on his gloves and looks for the toilet plunger.
Krad: Damn it! Where is it?!
Krad finds it in the toilet pipe all clogged up.
Krad: Looks like I can't use it.
Krad sticks his hand into the toilet to scrub it with the sponge.
Suddenly the toilet starts flushing and Krad's hand is being pulled down the pipe.
Krad: WTF!?!
He tries to pull it out but it is stuck.
Krad: Damn it!!!!!!!
Dark: Hey Krad! You done yet? I really need to, you know, tinkle!
Krad: Wait you bastard!
The toilet is still flushing and swirling. Krad pulls out his feather and uses his magic.
KA-BOOM!!!
All that was left in the washroom by the time Dark came in, was Krad covered in ash with no toilet it sight.
Dark: Krad.. did you blow up the toilet again?
Krad: Well yes I think.
Dark: That's the sixty-eighth toilet you've broken this week.
Krad: Yeah, and?
Dark: You are in A LOT of trouble.
Krad: Too late I already hacked your account and changed your balance into $10.
Dark: COME BACK HERE YOU BASTARD!!!!!!
End of Chapter 2.