DN Pointlessness chapter 3
Daisuke and Satoshi came home from their honeymoon...
Dark: Aw, too bad! I wanted more time alone with Krad!
Satoshi: Eh?
Krad: We only fight half the time now.
Satoshi: And the other half?
Krad: ...er, I rather not say.
Daisuke: Satoshi?
Satoshi: Yes Dai-chan?
Daisuke: ...well... I ... um..
Satishi: Yes?
Daisuke: I'm pregnant.
Satoshi: OMG! I CAN'T BELEIVE IT! WE'RE GETTING A BABY!!
Somewhere on Victoria Island...
"Do you hear something Bob?"
"No, its nothing Joe. You're just hearing things."
Back to somewhere in DN Angel Land...
Dark: Well, well, well! Congratulations Dai!
Krad: Hospital time!
Now is Dai-chan, in a hospital bed, awaiting his child. Satoshi is in another ward...
Satoshi: Is Daisuke alright???Is he in pain???I must go to him!!
Nurse: We need another shot for this one!
Satoshi: -passes out-
Back to where Dai-chan is...
Doctor: Come on! You can do this! Push!
Daisuke: I'm pushing! Ow!
pop!
Daisuke: It's my baby!
Sato and Dai's baby looked like a mix between the two. Or maybe that wasn't Satoshi's baby at all.
Doctor: Mwaha! -swipe- The baby is mine!! I shall take your firstborn child and lock him away in a tower for the rest of his life!!
Dark: Who are you? And that line sounds familiar.
Doctor: -takes off diguise- It is I!! Argentine!! Back for revenge!!!
Dark: No really. I don't remember you.
Krad ( who was ignored the entire time) : He's the guy we forgot to invite to the wedding.
Dark: Oh. Oh yeah! Sorry! We ran out of paper!
Dark: ...? He's gone?
Krad: Hey. Daisuke. Are you gonna rescue your baby?
Daisuke: I'm out of commission. Can you do it?
Krad: No.
Satoshi: -bursts in- DAI-CHAN! ARE YOU OK? I WAS SOOO WORRIED! AND WHERE'S THE BABY??
Daisuke: It was stolen away.
Satoshi: I'll rescue him I guess. He's my son.
Actually we don't know if he is your son.
Satoshi: Oh well.
And so the baby was forgotton, and Argentine had his vengence.
SP: I wrote this one instead of FP. I don't think I'm as good. Then again, we could both suck. Maybe this will be a shonen ai fanfic...
We'll be gone again for a long while I think. People don't update that fast, right?