More DN pointlessness Chapter 4: Kradzilla returns!
SP: FP threw a tantrum, saying she does everything, so I'm making up by doing this chapter. The writing style is slightly different and my humor sucks, then again, FP was always the better writer. Anyway...
One day, I don't know what day, it could have been Monday, Dark and Krad were fighting again. So after a bunch of missed and/or dodged punches, Dark pushed Krad into a vat of nuclear waste. And due to recent happenings, Krad, with the power of nuclear waste, turned into Kradzilla.
But this time Kradzilla was bigger... and not so dumb as last time (original DN Pointlessness)
Since Kradzilla returned, you think that Super Dark, yes Super Dark returns too, right?
(Super Dark flies into the scene)
Dark: Ha! I will defeat you! But first I need to tinkle...
So as Dark went to the toilet, Kradzila wrecked havoc on... uh, Azumono(did I spell it right?) City. Kradzila then sees Satoshi, my least favourite bishonen. He picks him up and shakes him around. Satoshi screamed like a little girl getting hit by a 400 pound football star.
That broke many windows... And Kradzilla's eardrums.
Meanwhile...
"Dark, come out!"
Daisuke banged on the door of the washroom stall. "Krad's destroying Azumono! We need you!"
"No! I don't wanna!"
"WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU?" said Dai-chan.
"I'm scared," whined Dark.
"But you defeated Krad/Kradzilla before!"
"I want my mommy!" screamed Dark.
So now poor Dai-chan is left to save our lives and Satoshi.
Dai-chan attempts to put on the superman costume..
Dai: Urgh! How am I supposed to put this on?
Forget the costume, Daisuke!
Outside, and old man passed by and kicked Kradzilla. That same moment, the nuclear waste wore off, and Krad went back to normal.
People: Yay! You saved us!!
So then a celebration and parade happened suddenly as the old guy who kicked Kadzilla was proclaimed a "hero". Dark who was still in the men's room was forgotten, Dai-chan and the superman costume was forgotten, Satoshi's girly scream was forgotten, and Krad who lost the Godzilla-like features was forgotten.
END OF CHAPTER 4
SP: Well, looking back, I suck. It doesn't seem very funny. Also, this is the first time I'm asking this, but I need some ideas.