Hello! I hope I'm not late! I think I update once a month, but with no set date of any kind. I, SP, am writing for the rest of this story. I need to make up for a lot. FP wrote 13 chapters altogether while this is only my second.

More DN Pointlessness chapter 5: Behind the Mysterious Door

Satoshi could not believe what he was hearing.

Currently he was eavesdropping outside the door of a room where Krad and Dark were. The sounds coming from that room were somewhat disturbing to him.

"DAMNIT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK IT OVER THERE!!! NOT HERE!!"

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"

"QUIT MOVING!"

-silence-

"Ungh!"

"Could you push harder?"

"I'm already pushing!"

Right now, Satoshi was thinking what most people would be thinking at that time. The great question:

'Were they having sex?'

Should he open the door? Or shouldn't he?

It could have been just one of those situations when you think they're having sex, but they really weren't doing it.

... Then again they could really be doing it, making him never look at them the same way again. But that would be too obvious a result.

Satoshi was so busy pondering his thoughts that he didn't notice his Dai-chan walking up to him.

"Hey Satoshi what are you doing near that door? What's behind that door?" Daisuke unknowingly opened the door.

"NOOOO! Dai-chan!!!!"

Satoshi stopped screaming to peer into the room where Dark and Krad were.

The first thing he thought was: "HOLY SHIT YOU REALLY ARE DOING IT!!!!!"

But the first thing he said was:

"OO AAAAAAGH!! MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!! SOMEONE GOUGE THEM OUT FOR ME!!!!!"

Daisuke picked up a nearby spoon and prepared to take out Satoshi's eyeballs.

"NOOO!!! NOT LITERALLY!!!"

"Um, some privacy please?" was what came from Dark.

Daisuke turned to Satoshi.

"Hey Satoshi what are they doing?" asked Dai.

Satoshi stares disbelievingly.

Man, Dai-chan is so innocent... He's so cute!!! .

"They're, um, ..."

"..."

"..."

"... Fishing."

"They don't look like they're fishing."

"More importantly ..." Satoshi turned to face Dark and Krad.

"... Why is KRAD in a frilly pink dress? And the bonnet? And the pink plush pikmin? And in furry handcuffs?"

"Uh..."

"No comment."

"C'mon. Let's leave, Dai."

"...Ok..."

So the two boys at the door left the scene to do I-don't-know-what-since-I-didn't-think-that-far-into-the-story.

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Meanwhile, similar sounds were heard again from that room behind the door.

"Can I be on top this time?"

"I thought you liked being on the bottom."

Then, a certain blonde blushed.

So, that's it for now. SP has to write 11 more chapters to be even with FP.

See you in a month or so! No reviews nessessary!

-SP