Chapter 8: FP's Reply: How Could You SP??
Yo! FP here. I'm secretly writing another DN Pointlessness chapter. Ignore what SP says. Shh... Don't tell SP about this, ok? Or I will NEVER WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER. Your choice. Gah, I rushed through this, so it sucks. Don't make fun of it. .
Now, the REAL story.
One day Dark and Krad were doing the usual, arguing.
Dark: Wario Ware rocks!
Krad: No! Kingdom Hearts is better!
Secretly somewhere in a secret labratory, Risa joined Riku and the pair became the "Evil Harada Sisters".
Riku: Mwa Ha Ha Ha! Now we shall finally get Dark!
Risa: No! Get Krad first! He's the one who stole Dark from me! (DarkxKrad fanfics!)
Riku: We'll wait here and send someone to watch them. Argentine!
Argentine appears. " What do you want?"
Risa: Watch Dark and Krad if they do anything that will ruin our plans.
"..."
Riku: We'll give you the chance to kill Dark later.
"..."
Risa: Also lemon tarts will be served.
" Ooh! Lemon tarts! Ok, I'll go!"
Argentine disappears.
Back to Dark and Krad...
Dark and Krad were tired of arguing. "What to do...?
"Hey guys!"
Dark and Krad turn their heads. Satoshi is waving, walking with Daisuke.
Satoshi: Ah, I failed to find the baby...
Dark: I bet Argentine killed it.
Satoshi: ...
Suddenly, Argentine appears.
Argentine: Haha! I have come again to attack you, Dark!
Dark: Wh-What??
Krad: C'mon Argentine, lets'a go!
"Whaah!" Dark flies away, chased by Argentine and Krad.
Dark: Look over there! It's a bird!
Argentine looks and crashes into a tree, falling down onto a grandpa, which makes the police come, and is chased by the police.
Krad falls down on to Dark. They come down crashing.
Daisuke rushes to the scene, and sees two pairs of legs, a white pair at the bottom, and a black on the top...
Daisuke: OH GOD WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!
Daisuke faints and Satoshi rushes beside him and carries him to the hospital.
Dark: Ouch.. Huh?
Krad runs away.
Argentine comes again.
Argentine: Damn you Dark! I shall get you next time! And you won't forget it as I shall torture you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy! Risa will give me Lemon tarts and I'll get to kill you while I-
Dark kisses him to shut him up.
Dark: Dude, you talk way too much.
Argentine: Noo!! Another kiss from the same guy from the same gender!!
Argentine runs away.
Dark: ...What?
End of Chapter
FP: Oh man, that sucked even more than my old ones... I MIGHT start a fanfic on Kingdom Hearts II.. It's such a good game..
I won't come back until I agree with the reveiwers.
Bye! (And this might be my last one..TT3TT)
-FP