Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or AIM!
-CrimsonAssault is online-
-FireFox9 is back-
CrimsonAssault: Teme. What did you want? You screamed my name over the IM about three times.
FireFox9: I...you...
CrimsonAssault: I...you... what?!
FireFox9: What were you gonna say before you randomly logged off?!
CrimsonAssault: ...
CrimsonAssault: I have no idea what you're talking about.
FireFox9: ...
FireFox9: STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!
FireFox9: What the HELL were you going to say?!
CrimsonAssault: Hold on, I have something for you...
FireFox9: Wha? Something for me?
FireFox9: Yeah right... what can you give me offline?!
-CrimsonAssault has sent you a file. Open it?-
FireFox9: Wha...what is this?
CrimsonAssault: Just open it, teme.
FireFox9: Is this a virus?!
FireFox9: I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS!
CrimsonAssault: A picture.
FireFox9: ...
FireFox9: A picture?
FireFox9: A picture of what?
CrimsonAssault: Just click on it...
FireFox9: FINE... BRB.
-FireFox9's status is, Bracing Myself for Impact-
-xXCrimsonAssassinXx has logged online-
CrimsonAssault: ITACHI
CrimsonAssault: You fool...
CrimsonAssault: How dare you IM me...
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: ...Sasuke.
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: It was you who IM'ed me.
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: Baka.
CrimsonAssault: DON'T CORRECT ME!
CrimsonAssault: TEME!
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: So Sasuke, tell me. How is it, being Orochimaru's manslave?
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: Must be exhilarating.
CrimsonAssault: o.O
CrimsonAssault: Stop starting shit.
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: I just tell it how my sharingan sees it.
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: I hope you use condoms...
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: You're my brother and all, and usually I'm all up for your demise...
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: But being ass-raped by Orochimaru on a daily basis is just asking for
an STD.
CrimsonAssault: YES, WE USE CONDOMS!!!
CrimsonAssault: ... I mean... I don't have sex. I'm abstinent.
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: lmfao
CrimsonAssault: You make me sick...
CrimsonAssault: Oh, wait, hold on. Naruto is IM'ing me.
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: Patch me through, make a chatroom.
CrimsonAssault: FINE, HOLD ON...
-CrimsonAssault has invited the following to Chat.. FireFox9, xXCrimsonAssassinXx-
FireFox9: ...
FireFox9: I... you... it...
CrimsonAssault: I'm guessing you liked it. Think of it as a, 'late night remembrance'.
FireFox9: You were naked... and sweaty...
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: ...
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: Fornication, Sasuke?
CrimsonAssault: SHUT UP, YOU...
FireFox9: Sasuke...
FireFox9: Is that...
FireFox9: ....Itachi?
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: Hello.
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: It's been a long time, hasn't it, Naruto-kun...
CrimsonAssault: ...Naruto-kun? Affection?!
FireFox9: Sasuke...It's not what you think...
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: Isn't it, Naruto? It's exactly what he thinks...
CrimsonAssault: Why don't you explain...
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: Of course I will, dear brother...
FireFox9: NO! DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: It was easy. Naruto was trapped in my technique... so many of me,
and one poor, tight Naruto...
FireFox9: NO! STOP!
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: The only difference was, he wasn't facing me while he was on the
cross... so much penetration from the end of my sword...
-FireFox9 has signed out-
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: Aw. He fled...
CrimsonAssault: You're not a nice person.
xXCrimsonAssassinXx: Have I ever been?
CrimsonAssault: ...
CrimsonAssault: Good point.
-xXCrimsonAssassinXx has signed out-
CrimsonAssault: Teme.
-CrimsonAssault has signed out-