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Chapter 13

Kagome smiled, maybe Inuyasha wasn't so bad. Kagome glanced at the ring on her finger.

'I'll love you forever.'

Kagome giggled like a school girl. Inuyasha had bought that ring for her…so he couldn't be all that horrible could he?

"Hey wench, you get the couch."

She stood corrected.

"The couch? I'm the girl! I should get the bed!"

"I'm the star! I should get the bed!"

"Inuyasha….are you gay?"

Inuyasha did a double take, "WHAT? I am NOT gay! I'm just…appreciative of my looks!"

Kagome nodded, disbelievingly, "I'm sure you are…."

"I am! I'm famous because of my gorgeous face!" Inuyasha smirked to the mirror in front of him.

"It's final. You're gay."

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"I still don't understand! Why do you get the bed?" Kagome grumbled.

"Because I'm famous. You can join if you want…" Inuyasha immediately regretted his offer, remembering what had happened the last time they had shared a bed.

Kagome blushed as well, also sharing the memory. "Um…"

Inuyasha smirked, and secretly let out a sigh of relief. "Ha! You don't dare! I knew it!" Kagome gave him the middle finger, and grudgingly marched downstairs.

ONE HOUR LATER

Kagome tossed and turned on the couch. It was her HONEYMOON! And she was spending it on a COUCH. Kagome sighed, when suddenly her stomach grumbled. Kagome smirked in the dark, and picked up the menu. Now let's see: caviar, and Champaign, just for starters.

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Inuyasha rubbed his eyes, what was that noise that was coming from downstairs? Inuyasha glanced at the clock, 8:00am. Who woke up at 8:00am in the morning on their honeymoon? Inuyasha scowled, and rubbed his eyes, and slumped downstairs, nearly tripping over steps because of his half closed eyes. When the reached the mini living room, his eyes popped open. In his living room there was Kagome sipping some champagne, before taking a piece of caviar and popping it in her mouth.

"What the hell do you think you are doing?"

Kagome faced Inuyasha, cheeks slightly tinged pink. She swallowed the piece of caviar in her mouth and took another sip of champagne. "Want some?" Inuyasha gaped at the girl.

"What do you think you're-"Inuyasha sighed, if you can't beat them, then join them. Inuyasha sighed, and tugged over to Kagome, and sat down. Kagome handed him a cup, and he poured it full of champagne. Inuyasha then scanned his eyes all over the food. Fried duck, vegetables stuffed with cream, sausage rolls, caviar, and some things that he could not identify. There were also, whit wine, grape wine, and his all favorite: beer. He picked up some beer, and traded it for his champagne, and plopped down next to Kagome on the floor. Kagome giggled, and popped some duck into her mouth.

"You're going to eat it all!" Kagome giggled, and popped some duck into Inuyasha's mouth, causing him to blush. He picked up his beer and finished it off. He threw the empty beer bottle onto the floor, and picked up another can of beer.

Kagome giggled, "In the end, I had to go to the hospital to unglue the ring off of my finger!" Kagome's giggles became full blown laughter. Inuyasha doubled over, with laughter as well. After the laughter subsided, the two honeymooners took another swig of beer. "What about you?" Kagome asked, her voice slurred, because of all the beer she had consumed.

"Well…one Halloween, when I was 10, I bought a mini dress, and a tight top, and I dressed up as a girl! No one knew who I was! I braided my hair, into pigtails too!" Inuyasha laughed, as Kagome giggled. Kagome leaned up and looked into Inuyasha's eyes, "I like you better as a boy." Inuyasha blushed, "Thanks, I like myself better as a boy too…" He trailed off, cheeks pink, part from the alcohol and part from his blush. Kagome stopped her insane giggling, and tilted her head up.

"You smell nice…" Inuyasha whispered.

"Thanks…" Kagome tilted her head up even more and kissed his cheek softly. Then her lips found another place to kiss…his lips. Kagome's lips were half a centimeter away from hers. When suddenly Kagome dropped onto the floor, and started snoring. Inuyasha sighed in disappointment, and took another swig of beer before joining her on the floor.

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Inuyasha groaned. What unholy hour was it? 1:00pm. What? It felt more like 5:00am! Inuyasha sat up. Wait…he had gotten the bed…So why was he on the floor? Next to him he heard a groan.

"What time is it?" He winced, and turned around. It was Kagome. Why did she have to be so god damned loud?

"Do you have to be so loud?" He asked as another headache reached him.

"Look who's loud! Shut up!" Kagome said. Inuyasha just groaned and popped his head under a pillow. Ahh…much better!

DING DONG

Inuyasha and Kagome screamed.

"HOLY FUCK!" Inuyasha cursed.

"What the hell?" Kagome asked. But that didn't last long as another wave of pain washed over both of their pounding heads.

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Kanna sighed, how did she land herself with such a pathetic job? She rang the bell. The boss said to visit this suit. Last night there was a lot of alcohol ordered, and this was a five star hotel. Not to mention that there was a rumor that the person in this suite was Inuyasha Takashi. She suspected that was the reason –the only reason- that boss had sent her to visit. Now more maids would be delighted to get a change to see Inuyasha Takashi, but Kanna wasn't like other maids –one of the reason's the boss had picked her to go check up on the hotel guests. Other maids would gossip all the time, while making the bed, scrubbing the toilets, putting on their uniforms, you name it. But not Kanna. Kanna hardly ever spoke and was barely noticed. You see Kanna was quite short, almost abnormally short. Her face was always mono-toned, and her voice a whisper. She had pale skin and nearly white blond hair. Kanna could easily blend in with the creamy white paint, and expensive leather furnishings, which gave Kanna a mysterious essence, which scared people. Though, when Kanna first arrived the other maids were mean to her, but they soon learned to treat her with care…or else. 'Best to stay away from her,' one maid had said, and that was just fine with Kanna. Suddenly she heard cursing coming from the room. She opened the door a bit and the smell of alcohol overwhelmed her nose, causing her to scrunch it up –her nose I mean. Yep, hangovers.

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(A/N Okay, there was only one REALLY fluffy moment, but this is only Part One. Hope you liked it. Now I'm not going to be able to update for a little while since I'll be on a plane. Sorry! Gomen! Oh right, thanks for all the reviews! I feel so proud! Now I remember that I forgot the question for the last chapter, forgive me! I'm only going to ask one question though…GOMEN! Also…you see…I put 'Hanna' instead of 'Kanna'! GOMEN! I already edited it! SORRY! GOMEN!

Question of the chapter:

Do you think that part about Kanna is to long?

Sorry if that was a bad question, but that was all I could think of.)