Mental-Chapter 8

This takes place three months after Harry's appointment with his therapist.

Place: The Burrow.

Ron Weasley is home, divorced and cured by claritin.

You see his marriage was a marriage of convienence, because being a werewolf, who would marry him? The same for his ex-wife, they decided, since they were both werewolves and had marginal like for eachother, marriage would be a grand idea! And now that they are cured, they have parted ways and Ronald Bilius Weasley is home.

Now does Ron really want to be home, back under his parents roof? Do his parents really want him there? Hmm, hmm, hmm.. Do they even know he's back and cured? How will they react.. how will they react to loosing there new Daughter in law whom they met just once? Hmm, hmm, hmm.. let us find out now:

"Mum, Dad, I just thought you'd want to know that + and I have started divorce proceedings, you see we got married out of convience and are now happily getting divorced!"

"WHAT!" Sputters Molly Weasley.

"I will soon be a free man!"

"Son, why did you get married in the first place?" Arthur Weasley inquired of his youngest son.

"I wanted Harry and Hermione to feel free to do as they wished.. and there married and you didn't throw a fuss about that!"

"Ron, no they are not. Its a fake marriage."

"Ah rats.. Hermione better not like me.. god damnit.. Hey think Luna will take up with me?"

"What? Ronald Bilius Weasley what is wrong with you?"

"Nothing Mum, thanks to Tonks and Lupin I now have a new lease on life, its bloody brilliant!"

"Hey little brother, we heard you've lost your mind, how is that going?" Fred asked coming in followed by George.

"I did not loose my mind, I'm just getting divorced. Where did you hear I lost my mind?"

"Oh, Mum's yells outside before we came in."

"Ah, yeah, Mum's not happy with my divorce. Hey, do Harry and Hermione have any effing feelings at all for eachother? Do you two know?"

"Well, after these what ten months pretending to be married, I'd sure hope they would.. Then again, being married and considered to be raving lunatics might not be the best place to foster a relationship," George considered.

"How in the hell are those idiots going to get out of there?"

"Idiots, Ronald, why are you calling your best friend's idiots?"

"Because they got themselves stuck in a muggle mental hospital, Mum. Doesn't that make them idiots? I'd certainly say so, and they say Hermione's smartest witch of her age, pft!'

"Ron, now that you've been divorced and cured, I think its time for you to find a place of your own, I'm so ruddy sick of raising all of you kids for the past thirty years!"

"But Mum, where am I going to go?"

"I don't know, why don't you go visit some friends.. Or get a girlfriend you can live with. I'd like to have at least some time with your father before all of you kids start having kids! Ah, Grandchildren! That will be brilliant if your father and I at least get some time to ourselves first off, Ronald, you are almost twenty years old. Fred and George were out much younger then you!"

"Yes, aren't we brilliant, Mum!" The Twins exclaimed.

"They had jobs, Mum, there own company! But, Mum you're right, I do want to get out on my own. Hey, I'm doing something before Harry and Hermione! GO ME!"

Meanwhile, Tonks and Lupin are still gathering information on alternate relatives of Hermione Jane Granger and her parents and of Harry James Potter and his parents.. The Dursley's being the only ones in the immediate area of England for Harry. Hermione's family on the other hand.. Let's just say, she didn't make too many friend's on her mother's side, with turning a cousin blue and exploding a cabinet at her aunt's, as well as tripping and knocking over a globe (tripped by blue cousin) at her grandmother's. The Granger side on the other hand were much more accepting of the brilliant child (now grown woman), accepting her quirks with a grin and a shrug. Let's just say they are quite the eccentric, quirky, bookish lot, whom Hermione fits in with perfectly. You see her mother was much more like her husband's family then her own, so fit in quite well among the geniuses. In the end, Hermione's cousin Angela Granger said she'd hop to it and get her cousin and her husband out of Saint Bart's. "Hey, why not, Hermsie isn't nutters, she's just a ruddy brilliant Granger like the rest of us!"

I hope you all enjoyed this segment.. Next time: Will Angela Granger get her cousin and who she believes is her cousin's husband released? Please Review!