"No I won't"
"Yes you will. I promise you'll totally enjoy it. Trust me" Rory squeezed Jess' hand as he rolled his eyes.
"Huh. You still don't look trustable"
Rory laughed at the memory Jess brought up. She stopped walking, gave him a quick kiss, and responded, "You'll enjoy it, I know. You'll make a good first impression and after dinner, I'll sit and watch Almost Famous with you again"
Jess smirked, "how about this. I enjoy dinner, and after we don't watch the movie." He gave her a playful smirk and she slightly blushed. He paused again, and leaned into her. "So" He said, breathing into her, "I never got a clarification on after dinner plans?" He gave her another smirk, only to have Luke pull Jess and Rory apart.
"Here" He said, handing Jess a rag "finish those tables"
"Oh golly gee Luke. I'd love to, but I forgot my book over by Larson's Dock."A/n: that is the name of the area where the swan beaked him right? hahaJess stood up and headed out, only to turn back around when Luke called his name
"You mean this one?" Luke asked, holding up a Hemmingway book. Jess turned around & cursed under his breath.
"I'll take that as a yes" Luke said, throwing Jess the towel once again. "Now, stay here & clean, or else I'll…" Luke paused for a moment & thought of a semi-responsible punishment for Jess. He said the first thing that popped in his head "I'll ground you"
Jess heard this & laughed. "What was that Uncle Luke?" Jess said, partially wanting to hear Luke say it again, and partially because he knew that it wouldn't be enforced.
"I'll ground you. You won't be able to see Rory for 3 weeks" Jess contained himself, only because he knew within time Luke could think of worse. Jess nodded and went back to work. About 20 minutes later, he came upstairs and started getting ready. Within another twenty-five minutes, he walked downstairs, only to run into a large figure in front of him.
"You're dressed up"
Jess didn't look up until he recognized the voice. What was with the freaks in this town trying to communicate with him? Yet, when he looked up he couldn't help but laugh
"And your eye is black" Jess responded to Dean. "Did someone finally give you the beating you deserve?"
"No, you Jerk" Dean snapped back. "I was defending my girlfriend, Lindsey" He said. And, just like it was rehearsed, a thin girl with short blonde hair walked up.
"Hey Deany" She leaned in & give him a quick kiss, and then placed her hand on his eye "I got you some ice for that eye" She moved her hand up to his hair, and ran it through. Jess couldn't help but laugh while watching this short girl standing on her tippy-toes just so she can express pity emotion for him. She turned around and noticed Jess
"Hi" She said extending her hand, once she was back to her normal posture "I'm Lindsey"
"Jess" he said. He turned to Dean and finished his thought, "So, what did this major tough guy say about her?" He said pointing over to Lindsey.
Dean opened his mouth to respond, but Lindsey happened to answer before he could. "What? You told me that you were walking on Larson's Dock & got attacked by a swan?" Lindsey flashed him a confused look, just as Jess' found breathing hard, laughing insanely hard.
"A swan?" He spat out in-between Breaths. "Oh god. Where's a Kodak Camera when you need one?" Jess replayed, trying to contain himself.
"Watch it Jess. Or Else" Dean put his hand around Lindsey's waist and walked away. Jess on the other hand, walked over to Rory's still laughing. When he reached the door, Lorelai looked at Jess as her jaw fell to the floor.
"Rory! Come here quick! One of those Queer eye guys kidnapped Jess and fully transformed him!" Jess just rolled his eyes, and chuckled.
"Hello to you to Lorelai" She gave him a smile; witch to any other would decode a simple Hi. But to Jess, it was mainly a my daughter and best friend somehow likes you. But I never will. Before Lorelai could respond, or Jess could make a sarcastic comment, Rory walked out of her room. She gave a quick smile to Jess and walked over to him.
"You clean up nice" She said, as he gave her cheek a quick kiss.
Jess kept her body against his and whispered into her ear. "Thank you. You don't look so bad yourself" They pulled apart and Rory smiled again.
"Alrighty lets break up this mushiness and find our way to the car!" Lorelai said as she walked out of the Kitchen holding her purse, and her car keys.
"Lets go" Rory said as she took Jess' hand
"Oh Joy" She ignored Jess' comment and dragged him out to the car. He hoped in the back, while Rory and Lorelai grabbed the front seats. They turned on the radio, and started a casual conversation on Purses. Great, He thought to himself, my last 30 minutes of sanity and I'm in a car with my girlfriend and her crazy mother. And to make it all worse, they're talking about shoes. He sighed and looked over at Rory. It was then he realized that he was whipped. It was the moment after; he realized that he didn't care.
A/n: thanks for the Reviews love! I will spend more time spell checking. And I have the "layout" for the next few chapters… so the 3rd will be up very soon! Thanks again. Next chapter is the actual dinner. I just wanted to put in the Dean & swan issue, because Dean is a jerk. A bigger Jerk then Chuck Presby;