"I will NOT kiss him," I protested. My friends and I were hanging out somewhere on the training grounds. We had been training for a up coming mission that we are going to have with team 7, 8, 10, and Gai. Ever since my friends had found out about Naruto having to almost kiss me they have been bugging me about kissing him.

"Come on, you guys would make a good couple," Ceilia said. "Please?" I rolled my eyes. She looked at me angrily as I crossed my arms and leaned against a tree. "Why won't you?"

"Because...Because...Because," Oh crap, I can't come up with anything. This is so bad and soon I'm going to be in so much trouble with them. They're going to get me to kiss him! Or to go on a date with him. This is going to be so bad. Did I already mention that?

"Ha! You can't come up with anything to say!"Tara said, pointing a finger at me. But my attention wasn't on her, it was on the person behind her. Sasuke.

"Oh hello, how are you today, Sasuke?" I asked. Tara whirled around to see that he was indeed standing there. He glared at Tara as she glared at him.

"Don't EVER scare me like that again, Uchiha," Tara snapped.

"Well don't ever call me Uchiha ever again then," He snapped back.. He walked over to me and looked up and down at me. "So you must be the famous girl that Naruto keeps talking about. Kayla I think is your name. Is it?"

"Well yes it is SAUCE-GAY," I said. It's so fun picking on him.

He crossed his eyes and glared at me,"That isn't my name and don't call me that ever again."

"Well why not? I thought that you might have tried to hit me when I said that," I picked.

Sasuke smirked,"Well you are Naruto's girlfriend so I can't hurt you." And with that last statement he walked away.

My jaw dropped,"Girlfriend? GIRLFRIEND? Naruto is calling me his girlfriend? We have only known each other for only a week! A WEEK!"

"Well he has become your only fan boy," Ceilia pointed out. I glared at him. "Well anyways, have you guys noticed that Sasuke's hair looks like a chicken's butt?"

I looked at Sasuke and couldn't help but to think that his hair does look like a chicken's butt. I burst out laughing. Tara and Ceilia soon joined in.

"Hey, what are you guys laughing about?" Kiba walked over to us along with Akamaru and looked at us with a confused look.

"Sasuke's hair looks like a chicken's butt!" I said through fits of laughter.

So we laughed on how we noticed that Sasuke's hair looks like a chicken's butt.

888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

Hope you like! Boy, am I going to get angry sayings from Sasuke fan girls...Oh boy.. Well anyways I'll update soon! Please R&R!