The Drabbles of Random Deaths
Part II:
Stashing the Bodies
Staring:
Me, Shannon
XxTotallyObsessedxX, Nikki
HollyluvsArty, Eve
Evil Shall Giggle, Evil
Isilthrar, Molly
Crazygirliecaptain, Lindsay
Artemis Fowl Characters
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(Keeps walking into sunset)
5 hours later.
Shannon: Does this sunset EVER end? I mean, this isn't in the western movies
(Cowboy music)
Evil Shall Giggle, aka Evil: (rides up to me and Eve on horse) (tips hat) Howdy.
Eve: Oh good, you can help us stash these dead bodies.
Evil: (looks over and sees garbage bag stuffed with human and dragon body parts) (falls off horse and pukes)
Shannon: Oh, it's not that bad.
(Horse dies)
Shannon: Okay, maybe it is.
Voice in the Distance: HEY!!
Eve: Who is that?
XxTotallyObsessedxX, aka Nikki: Hey you gu- (bends over and pukes from smell of dead people)
Evil: Cool!
Eve: You think dead bodies that make people puke are cool?
Shannon: That makes two of us!
Evil: No, we have our own fan girl posse!
Nikki: (hugs three of us until our bones crack) HEY GUYS!
Shannon: (pants) Yayness, now let's go stash some bodies!
(Walks to muddy lake- nighttime)
(Flashing light in the distance)
Butler: (twirls knife around) What are you guys doing at the lake so late at night?
Everyone in Fan girl Posse: Nothing
Random Bird: (drops out of the air dead)
Butler: (looks in bag) What the-
Isilthrar, aka Molly: (hits Butler over the head with shovel) Hehe.
Nikki: Who are you?
Shannon: This is my friend Molly, original creator of the character Isis.
Molly: Hey. So you guys are stashing bodies, how fun!
(Phone rings- everyone checks there cell phone)
Shannon: It's me- Hello?
…..
Oh, hi.
…..
Uh-huh.
…..
Uh-huh
(Hangs up)
Shannon: Another one of my friends is coming.
Crazygirliecaptian, aka Lindsay: (jumps out of bushes) I'm already here!
Eve: Awesome, now we have enough people.
Evil: We can have a party!
Nikki: (sings and waves hands madly in air) Raise the roof, raise the roof!
Shannon: (sarcastic)We're at a lake…
Molly: (sings) First Luke goes in the lake (throws Luke is lake). Then little Timmy goes in the lake (throws little Timmy in lake). Ugh… could someone help me with this dragon?
Evil: How in the world did you fit a dragon in a garbage bag?!
Shannon: (shrugs)
Lindsay: Let's bury the rest of the bag instead!
(Everyone grabs shovels and starts to dig)
Fan girls: (whistles the song 'Whistle while you Work')
(Holly and Artemis walk up to them)
Holly: You know you guys are felons now, right?
(Everyone ignores and whistles)
Artemis: (turns to Holly) They killed those people and are stashing the bodies.
Holly: Why are you telling me?
Artemis: I technically told an officer, so you can put me in jail for accomplice.
Holly: (shields) An imaginary officer?
Artemis: (swears under breath)
Butler: (starts to get up)
Molly: (hits with shovel)
Shannon: Would you stop doing that?
Molly: …No.
Nikki: This feels weird. Why did you kill the characters from Eragon and Starwars?
Shannon: And Harry Potter.
Eve: They got away, remember?
Shannon: Then we must go to that wizard school and beat them to a pulp!
Lindsay: …But I like Harry Potter…
Nikki: Who cares? It's fun!
Eve: Well let's go then!
(Fan girls and shockingly, an unconscious Butler get sucked into purple vortex)
Artemis: What are we going to do with these bodies?
(People come back to life)
Zombie Narrator: So Shannon and friends end up going to Hogwarts to find and kill Harry Potter. While Artemis and Holly stay here so we can… eat… their… BRAAAAAAINS!
Artemis and Holly: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Your Evil Authoress,
Shannon