A/N: Okay, second 'chapter'. Dunno if I'll write more. Random ideas will have to pop up in my head again if I am to update. So, as a warning, this might be updated or it might not. I have no idea. Ah well whatever. On to the next random thing. Geez, people must think I'm nuts. well, I AM reflecting after all T.T
Drabbles
Tease me
Edward had this switch, Roy believed, that you needed to switch on from time to time. The angsty teen needed to vent sometimes and Mustang always seemed to do the trick. He had shared this belief with the bean sprout in question, which had ended badly. A wretched office and a grilled shrimp to go with his barbeque night this Saturday. But still, Roy was convinced that his taunting was for Edward's best. Thus, he decided to pay the boy a visit. He was still stuck in the hospital, so Roy brought some flowers to piss him off yet again. My, the boy must be doing great! Getting rid of all that pent up anger in only one day!
"Hello, Edo-kun!" Roy chirped in a joyful voice, observing with interest as a mummy-like figure turned to glare holes through his head. Only tuffs of golden hair and a pair of yellow eyes were visible through the well wrapped bandage.
"Mmmpphhh!!!!" Edward said. Roy had no idea what he meant, and made his way towards the teen to remove enough of the bandage for him to speak properly.
"What are you doing here?! Bastard!" came out as soon as he removed the fabric.
"Why, I'm here to make you feel better," Roy explain, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Well you aren't! How do you think you can make me feel better you idiot?!" Ed barked, waving a wrapped hand around in the air as he spoke.
"Oh, by turning you on, of course."
"….."
"Hmm, that didn't come out right, did it?"