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Hinata became steadily bored and decided to head upstairs to where the other girls were.

Sakura had an evil glare on her face that lasted for a good one or two minutes.

Finally Ayami whispered, "Is it safe to turn the washing machine on now?"

"Yeah," Sakura pulled the dial on the machine and it started to do what it was best at, wash.

Soon the washing machine was loud enough so they could talk normally.

Yet another few minutes passed and both were doubled over laughing.

"You really had me going there, Sakura!!!" Ayami gasped, still laughing.

"Yeah, I know!" Sakura chuckled. "I had me going for a second, too!!"

Finally, Sakura calmed down enough so she could pop the question to Ayami.

"What happened when you and Naruto were in the closet?!"

Just thinking about what had gone on in the closet made Ayami take on that same shade of red. Of course, this didn't go unnoticed by Sakura.

"So tell me what happened!"

"Well . . . uh . . . we just . . . kinda . . . talked,"

"Yeah right, I saw more then talking in the closet girl!"

I know is should tell the truth. It's not like me to be ashamed to tell my best friend. They saw us goddamn kissing for heavens sake!! Why the hell did I suggest this damn game!!!!

"I had nothing to do with it! He kissed me!"

Sakura wouldn't take anything except what happened.

"Yeah right, you were really enjoying that kiss with Naruto!"

"I didn't even know it was Naruto! And I hoped to hell it wasn't that teme Sasuke!!"

"WHAT!? I thought you knew!!!"

"How the hell was I supposed to know?! I WAS F-ING BLIND FOLDED!!!!!"

"Of course this is coming from the girl that can see through everything and see stuff in slow-mo and predict everything.

"AHH!!! I'M SO STUPID SOMETIMES!!!!"

"You mean you didn't think of using the Byakugan or the Sharingan?!"

"Um . . . maybe?"

Sometimes, she's more dense then Naruto. I can see why he likes her now.

"Fine. If you won't tell me what really happened, I'll just make something up!" replied Ino.

"NO WAIT!!!!! I'LL TELL!!! Just don't tell anyone!" Ayami begged.

"Don't worry, I won't." she said, fingers crossed behind her back.

When everyone was out of the basement, the boys were out the door either chasing Naruto, running from Airo, or just trying to keep up.

It was like living hell running from Airo. Like if you're on a treadmill that's on the highest speed known to man running from a gigantic fan that will rip you to shreds at any given moment. But compared to Airo, the fan was giving mercy.

"Airo—slow—down!"

"NOT TILL HE'S PUSHING UP DAISIES!!!!!"

Kiba was amazed that they had been running for over three hour's non-stop and Airo hasn't broken a sweat.

This guy isn't human, Kiba thought.

While Naruto was running, Sasuke was trying to keep up with him.

"Yo—baka—I—need—to—ask—you—something" Sasuke panted.

"If you have been too thick to notice, I'M BEING HUNTED!!!" Naruto screamed, looking more and more like his one tailed form minus the chakra by the second.

"Hey, I can get us outta this with our bodies still intact." argued Sasuke.

"IDON'TNEEDYOURHELPSASUKE!!!!!!" he shouted in one breath.

"Or . . . I can make it worse," An un-Sasuke-ish grin popped up on his face.

"HEY, AIRO!!! NARUTO TOLD ME THAT AYAMI IS—" before the baka could say anything else, Naruto covered his mouth.

"You baka, I didn't tell you anything!"

"I know, but Airo and Neji don't know that."

Before Naruto could comment, Airo and Neji started to run faster with even angrier faces.

Oh, shit. I'll kill Sasuke later! Before putting any more thought to killing Sasuke, he started to run.

"I can still get us outta this."

"NO!"

"Fine then, Neji—"

"Fine,"

Naruto mumbled something.

"What, didn't catch that last part." Sasuke said, enjoying Naruto suffer.

Naruto sighed. "I need your help."

"Now was that so bad?"

Naruto wiped excess barf off his face. "Yes."

"Okay, keep quiet."

As they turned a corner, Naruto pulled out the famous fencing disguise.

When Naruto thought it was safe, he put down the cloth so they could breathe.

Before a word could be said, they heard footsteps. Naruto used his jutsu to turn himself into a plank of wood.

While Naruto kept quiet, Airo and Neji happened to pass by.

"Hey, Sasuke, did ya see Naruto pass by?" asked Neji.

"Uh, he went that way,"

"Alright, thanks."

Before Neji was off, Airo picked up Naruto's sent.

"Where's Uzumaki!!!" he asked in a scary sort of way and began to sniff the air. He kept moving closer and closer until he was right in front of Naruto.

Before he could lay a hand on the plank, Neji interrupted his interrogation.

"Let's go, Airo. He obviously isn't here."

Airo was a fraction of a centimeter away from the plank and finally he caved.

Naruto returned himself to normal. But they weren't alone. The shadows hid a single soul. A smart ass lazy soul was behind them.

"You guys are so troublesome." said a lazy voice.

Sasuke and Naruto were so shocked that Naruto jumped in Sasuke's arms and started to shake like a leaf.

"WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE!?!?!?!"

"First tell me why you're in Sasuke's arms.

They both just noticed this and Sasuke dropped Naruto with no intention for his safety.

"Okay, tell us where you were," Naruto said, still looking like his one tailed form.

"Well, once Airo and Neji started to chase you, I decided that you guys were too troublesome so I went to Ichiraku's for ramen. I ate and I saw Airo and Neji come here so I used my Shadow Hiding Jutsu to hide.

"So, baka," Sasuke turned to Naruto. "What happened in the closet."

"Why should I?"

"This. OHHHH NNNEEEEEEJJJJJJIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" before the baka could continue, Naruto covered his mouth again.

"Fine, fine. Shut up, I'll tell"

Both of them nodded.

"Don't tell anyone I told you, or you'll wake up breathing through a straw."

Both nodded, but Sasuke had his fingers crossed.

A/N: Konichiwa! I'm trying to make up for lost time! Ja-ne!!!

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