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Daisuke's life has always been more than a little chaotic. From birth, he was raised to become a thief. He's agile, stealthy and cute to boot.

Unfortunately, that didn't make his life all that much easier. If anything, it made life just that much more difficult.

A few years ago, he was forced into stealing artworks, treating a friend as an enemy, dealing with a maniacal blonde angel and living with the most perverse, comical and beautiful little demon in his head.

Daisuke has to deal a lot with chance in his life.

-×- 3 -×-

Daisuke has had three chances with love.

His first love rejected him without a second thought, preferring his alter ego, who was more mature and mysterious. Not to mention completely uninterested in her.

His second love left him for a prestigious sports school thousands of miles away, across the country, and he really hasn't heard from her since.

His third love… is still with him, albeit finally separate from him, which is a ridiculously huge benefit. Otherwise, it would be kind of awkward- to say the least.

With this, Daisuke is going to try his damn hardest to make sure he doesn't require a fourth chance.

-×- 2 -×-

Daisuke has had two chances with his living arrangements.

With his recent lover, living with his parents had been out of the question. The short time he had stayed there had been almost unbearable… and not to mention ridiculously embarrassing. Those walls are so, so very thin.

Daisuke's new living establishment happens to be a small apartment. His family provides a lot for him, but he still has to work his ass off to live comfortably. Dark certainly doesn't help him all that much. Every now and then he'll steal some insignificant shiny thing and sell it in the black market or something of the sorts, but he does try to keep his profile low.

When people finally forget him, he'll be able to go outside again.

Until then, he sits in the apartment all day and does god knows what. Usually, he is the one who deals with landlord and the noise complaints.

These walls here are thin too, but it isn't as bad. It's not his parents on the other side, after all.

Still, Daisuke doesn't want to lose this apartment.

-×- 1 -×-

Like everybody else, Daisuke has only one chance at life, and he plans to go out without regrets.

So that's why, even though he hates to be a nuisance to the neighbors, he won't say no to Dark.

So, when Dark glomps him in the hallway, the kitchen, or even the bathroom, he'll comply and laugh and be happy, because that's what he wants.

Then, when Dark drags him to the bedroom, sometimes the couch (and only once to the kitchen), Daisuke will follow and be dragged. Dark can be really impatient sometimes.

Finally, when Dark practically throws him onto the surface he plans to ruin, he'll be perfectly submissive as the perfect little uke.

After all, he only has one chance at life, and he plans to enjoy every second of it.


A/N: It's... not... angsty... I'm... so amazed...
It's about damn time it uploaded. I had it ready so long ago. Anyways, I have work to do, people to please. Leave a line, I'll try and reply.

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